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Bluelighter
hi.
i'm sorry, but i lied to get you to read this.
this isn't a story about getting fucked up.
this is a story about getting fucked down.
my friend mason and i were in target a few weeks ago, looking at the video games, trying to figure out which one to buy and play that night. we had recently bought madden 2002 and weren't interested in another sports game at all. we looked through the action games, the role playing games, real time strategy, first person shooter, you name it. and just as we had gotten to the end of the row, there behind the safety glass locked against theft, was a newly severed finger in a coffee cup.
i tapped mason on the shoulder, pointed at it, then froze, in horror. i was mortified.
"no, not that one. i heard that game was stupid."
"no!" i said, pushing the words through clenched teeth "that." pointing a little further down
"oh." his eyes opened a bit wider, but not much.
after a moment, he asked "do you know who's it is?"
"of course I don't know who's it is."
"then what the fuck are you so bugged out about."
"i don't know." i answered.
then we decided to go to meijers to buy a game.
do you think i over reacted?
seemore
i'm sorry, but i lied to get you to read this.
this isn't a story about getting fucked up.
this is a story about getting fucked down.
my friend mason and i were in target a few weeks ago, looking at the video games, trying to figure out which one to buy and play that night. we had recently bought madden 2002 and weren't interested in another sports game at all. we looked through the action games, the role playing games, real time strategy, first person shooter, you name it. and just as we had gotten to the end of the row, there behind the safety glass locked against theft, was a newly severed finger in a coffee cup.
i tapped mason on the shoulder, pointed at it, then froze, in horror. i was mortified.
"no, not that one. i heard that game was stupid."
"no!" i said, pushing the words through clenched teeth "that." pointing a little further down
"oh." his eyes opened a bit wider, but not much.
after a moment, he asked "do you know who's it is?"
"of course I don't know who's it is."
"then what the fuck are you so bugged out about."
"i don't know." i answered.
then we decided to go to meijers to buy a game.
do you think i over reacted?
seemore
