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Hey, I'm hella old school, I've been utilizing Big and Dandy threads for over a decade, read a shit ton of information on the big Blue.

I am a heart on your sleeve historically. I'm all feelings. I appreciate forums that can basically moderate themselves. It's awesome to be able to jump on here knowing that I already use the information so much and already have a knowledge of what this forum is about, how to talk about things, how to refer to yourself as "I" or "me" and not "Someone Who Is Not Me," though, truth be told, I'm old enough that SWIM comes out naturally. I say "Swim does XYZ" in real life, its hilarious. Like "SWIM is not feeling like food right now." HE'S NOT.

Ok, but seriously, I'm old enough to know I'm too young to say I'm too old for things. I'm old enough to know I'm not too young for things. This is the blessing of the latter XXX's. Yes, in case you wonder why it's the "dirty thirties" - there you go. XXX = 30, so basically, you should make porn your entire thirties. Hopefully with either one person or many people, but not many people because you don't have one person.

And then upload it to appropriate aggregate site so I can perv out because I don't have many or one, I am just a man with time and options.

I think this intro has gone SWIMmingly, shit, I didn't originally mean to do that, but it just slipped out.


- Someone Who Happens To Be Me. (swhtbm)

Fight the Power
 
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We don't use swim in here as it confuses the subject. I really don't know what your talking about in your intro but welcome to the site.
 
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