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I think my housemate is a chronic masturbator...

^I agree with this except for the last part. Anger, heightened testosterone, frustration, etc. none of that is necessarily good for a fight. It's all about the balance between thinking and technique. I could see how if you THINK blowing your load is a bad thing, then you might experience a placebo effect that screws with the mental part of your game, but if you feel more relaxed and loose after an orgasm then that can only be a good thing.

This argument is ridiculous, you can't always rely on another person to get off. Maybe you have great luck, but all that going out to find chicks is more of a drain than anything depending on how you approach it and what your goals are. If you just want a cool person to have a good relationship with, and you don't have that yet, then dealing with random haggard bar/club-chicks is more depressing and frustrating than all the jerking off in the world, IMO. Both things are great at certain times, don't get me wrong. I'm not above getting drunk and picking up drunk chicks by any means, but actually finding a good relationship with a girl who doesn't lay her bullshit on you immediately is hard to do. The real answer is that there is no one right way to do it, IMO, and people shouldn't sound so definitive about things that are largely based in myth and placebo.
 
I agree with this except for the last part. Anger, heightened testosterone, frustration, etc. none of that is necessarily good for a fight. It's all about the balance between thinking and technique. I could see how if you THINK blowing your load is a bad thing, then you might experience a placebo effect that screws with the mental part of your game, but if you feel more relaxed and loose after an orgasm then that can only be a good thing.
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Yeah it is by no means clear cut and defined IMO. I've heard that Spanish bullfighters have sex the night before they fight a bull so they can be relaxed.

But I don't know anger and frustration can be used in a fight, but sometimes against you lol. I guess the only real "danger" of having sex before a fight would be over exerting yourself in the bedroom having crazy sex and then being to tired from that to really be at your A game during the fight.

But then again I have never really had this problem. This is just what some professional fighters and trainers have said. I'm just an amateur.

It's all about the balance between thinking and technique.
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I've always been taught not to think too much during a fight. In fact I find the less I think the better I fight. During sparring when I tend to think too much (like thinking about where my opponent might hit or where he might step) I end up getting hit or thrown because I forgot to stop thinking and just react. Techniques are meant to trained and drilled so much that they become second nature during a fight. If I go for a take down for example and start thinking midway through it how I will use my weight the guy will react and escape my take down.

To bring this back on "topic" I can see how fighting post orgasm could be a good thing. It relaxes you and makes you think less. Or at least think less anxiously if you know what I mean.
 
recording sounds like bad sinus infection to me..... but i defer to the OP if he is that sure. however some nasty yellow/green snot leaking on the shower floor and drying could possibly look very similar to spooge drippings.
 
snazzy_sn said:
I haven't really read this whole thing, but I live with like five stoners and one bathroom and only two of us do meth so I"m always taking my laptop to the bathroom and yeah. lawl. i masturbate like 7 or 8 times a day when i'm on meth. can't help it. it causes problems. like right now. i'm in the bathroom watching porn on meth and posting on bluelight.
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I was doing the same thing you are a couple years back... I felt bad for my college roomates. It's either off to chronically masturbate in the "jack shack" or get bitched at for bringing home a tweaker chick and we'd go all night sounding like "banshees". OP, your thread totally made my day. I laughed until I cried. I do feel for you though as dealing with an inconsiderate slob for a flatmate is very frustrating. Personally I'd bring it to his attention, and if things don't change, give him the boot. God forbid he waits for your girl to come over and patiently wait to wank to your sounds or your other flatmate's sounds with his girl =O
 
wow... forgot about this thread.

so he moved out months ago. he just stopped paying his rent and left a couple of weeks later. he didn't even bother asking for his bond back. he left a total fucking mess behind. the closet in his bedroom was full of garbage.... scrunched up tissues, toilet paper, mouldy apple cores, pizza crusts and 2 empty bottles of generic vegetable oil... a few porno mags that had been severely splooged... same deal with a few random kmart/target/myer lingerie and swimwear catalogs, one had creepy drawings all over it... some random drug baggies too, and a lot of liquor bottles.

the shower was a fucking wreck... snot does not "cling" like that. it took hours to scour off.

I feel kinda bad about it all now... after seeing the state of his room it's pretty clear he has some serious psychiatric issues... I hope he's getting help. I would've handled it differently in retrospect.
 
to bad I missed out on this thread while it was hot, anyways I fucking LMAO the whole time.
But OP, just curios I think many people if not everyone has a "creep alert" built inside of them, you know what I mean? Like he didn't send off any weirdo vibes during the "interview" or you trolling?
 
yeah I guess so... I guess I just passed it off that he was an unconventional sort of guy who doesn't necessarily conform to 'standard' personality expectations, as am I and most of the people I associate with... but in hindsight though I guess I can interpret his behaviour and mannerisms as quite antisocial... nothing that set off alarm bells for me at first though
 
samsavenger said:
wow... forgot about this thread.

so he moved out months ago. he just stopped paying his rent and left a couple of weeks later. he didn't even bother asking for his bond back. he left a total fucking mess behind. the closet in his bedroom was full of garbage.... scrunched up tissues, toilet paper, mouldy apple cores, pizza crusts and 2 empty bottles of generic vegetable oil... a few porno mags that had been severely splooged... same deal with a few random kmart/target/myer lingerie and swimwear catalogs, one had creepy drawings all over it... some random drug baggies too, and a lot of liquor bottles.

the shower was a fucking wreck... snot does not "cling" like that. it took hours to scour off.

I feel kinda bad about it all now... after seeing the state of his room it's pretty clear he has some serious psychiatric issues... I hope he's getting help. I would've handled it differently in retrospect.
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Haha, damn that is in a way sad but a truly adequate finale to the thread...... Be thankful he wasn't more social or violent, the like, least he just stayed holed up bating all day.

P.S. Requesting more information on these "creepy" drawings on the swim suit mags.....need for evidence and all that o'course......;)
 
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