Artificial Emotion
Bluelighter
I have a farting problem in that I fart too much. Most fart are really small and aren't a problem for most people but mine are full on proper stonkers that honk the whole flat (apartment) out. They keep coming and coming and just won't stop. I've noticed that they've left a permently lingering smell that just won't go away and this is with a carbon air scrubber setup in the flat.
I've tried upping my fiber intake but that just made it worse. I've thought of using Deflatine, which contains simethicone that is a anti-foaming agent . Simethicone consists of polydimethylsiloxane and silica gel and reduces the frequency of your farts, making the fewer ones that do come out larger or more substantial. Do you think this would work? Any other tips?
By the way, I am serious.
I've tried upping my fiber intake but that just made it worse. I've thought of using Deflatine, which contains simethicone that is a anti-foaming agent . Simethicone consists of polydimethylsiloxane and silica gel and reduces the frequency of your farts, making the fewer ones that do come out larger or more substantial. Do you think this would work? Any other tips?
By the way, I am serious.