i stole a bunch of liquid morphine! now what?

[MikeSilver]

OK i was at the hospital where my aunt is dying of cancer. I was walking down the hallway when noticed this old man was on morphine drip. so i walked in his room and made sure he was asleep and unhooked this huge IV bag full of morphine. then i put in my jacket and then i left the hospital. My ? is how the fuck am i surpose to do this shit. I know i can IV it but i hate needles and i was woundering if i could dry it out and make it into a powder or if i can drink it. And i was woundering if i make it into a powder can i use it as a cutting agent when i cut my coke. Im the first person i know to have a half gallon of liquid morphine just chillin in there frige.

 

[Partykid12]

That is so lame.. you took an IV Morphine from someone that needs it, while they were sleeping...

 

[MikeSilver]

yeah but it was a hospital...they can get more morphine

 

[Orlando]

I agree with Partykid12 – that was a pretty shady thing to do.
Moreover, it is also shady to be cutting drugs (I know, it will happen regardless of what I say), especially if you are cutting cocaine with morphine. I’ll try to write more on why this is a bad idea, unless someone else would like to take the podium on that issue.

Check this thread: Morphine IV, can u dissolve it?. Basically, you can get powder from it, but it doesn’t make much sense to do so.

Edit: Furthermore, it’s not a good idea to broadcast that you recently stole a large amount of liquid morphine and are currently storing it at your residence.

 

[ceryc]

1/2 gallon =1.9L. that is quite large. also, even if you have that much liquid, it is not all morphine. the auto dispensers do not hold that much.

might not want to advertise what you did, you have violated several laws.

 

[Meilikhios]

Let's hope you'll end being deeply anally gang banged in jail for what you did for very long endless hours !

That's fucking lame man, stealing medicine from the ppl who need it to alleviate their suffering and all that when your aunt was dying ! Where the hell do you come from ?

 

[polyorchid]

Why are you bragging? Any kind of insignificant 'high' you might get from what you STOLE is nothing compared to the immoral guilt you should be feeling.

 

[Thurgood]

fuck you

Yeah man, however you end up doing it I hope you end up fucking up majorly, go get some rigs and IV that shit, try to ask some junky on the street for the rig though so you can at least get some hepititis or hopefully HIV...if you're gonna try to dry it out and snort it, well there's not too much that can go severely wrong, so all I can really hope for here is that by some chance some kind of negative reaction occurs during the process and it fucks you up.

Shit man, I mean in the first place I can't believe you would do that to someone in such pain that you can't even fathom (but we'll all hope that soon enough you will know what that pain is like as you die a slower, and of course a more painful death than the innocent person you fucked over)...but what really just shocks me even more is that you were dumb enough to post such specific details about how you aquired this morphine, when you could have just basically asked your question without trying to make yourself look like such a bad ass. You had to know that most everyone on here was going to tell you how fucked up that was. Whatever, no point in arguing this, or telling you how fucking stupid you are...I'm sure you realize it like everyone else does...

Someone should just close this thread...

 

[DJAngrE]

LOL

my only hope is that you OD and someday make the pages of the Darwin Awards, congratulations, you idiot

 

[Raverforlife]

You are so proud of "stealing a half gallon of liquid morphine" but as it was said it is not all morphine, nothing that is injected is straight anything, it is mixed with either saline solution or injectable grade H20

I will add to everyone elses comment on how pathetic that was so do it all at once and put yourself out of OUR missery.

 

[Jesus H Christ]

Dude you're so cool! I admire people like you! Hey take my advice on this... drink the whole bag. Yup, down that fucker. You'll get sooooo fucked!

 

[ikarus]

Why are you bragging? Any kind of insignificant 'high' you might get from what you STOLE is nothing compared to the immoral guilt you should be feeling.

Well he's obviously not feeling much guilt about it, since he's telling everyone what he did. For the sake of this board being more about harm reduction, and perhaps my own conscience, I'm not going to enlighten you even though I could give you step-by-step almost idiot-proof directions on how to get really high off of this. The only thing I can tell you is just take a big swig or two out of that bag. The bigger the better.