I like to read the newspaper . . .

[L O V E L I F E]

. . . I even read the obituaries.

But after awhile, they start to get repetitive.

Which makes me think . . . they should change it up once in awhile . . . and have some UN-obituaries.

"Joe Smith did NOT die today . . .

. . . leaving two sons and one daughter . . .

. . . without an inheritance . . .

. . . for now . . . you impatient mutherfuckers."

 

[katmeow]

that was kinda funny

just a suggestion... why not post all of these in the one thread... you've gone over the 3 posts per first page ruling...