I have to pee like crazy!

Let's start from the beginning. So I have 2 dogs, a 5 year old male Westie named Sparky and a 2 year old female Dachshund named Shanna. I've had them both since each was a puppy. I didn't bother getting them altered. Until yesterday. Shanna was in her 3rd heat cycle and I was going insane because Sparky, being an unaltered male dog, wanted to make babies with her.

So I found the ASPCA mobile Spay/Neuter Clinic and brought the dogs there at 6:00am. It was freezing cold and raining but I was on about 75mg of oxy so I felt no pain. I had blankets and an umbrella for the doggies, don't worry! I was going to put on Shanna's sweater but she wouldn't let me keep it on for long So don't worry, they were fine!

Anyway... long story short, I now have an altered male and an altered female (who was already in heat) so I had to lock Sparky in the bathroom and Shanna in sleeping in my room. They're both wearing cones and have fresh incisions. We had to lock Sparky in the bathroom because he keeps humping Shanna but he is howling and whimpering and whining so I can't sleep. Plus I just drank a large glass of seltzer and now I have to pee like crazy but I can't really go in the bathroom because Sparky just stopped whining and I think he is finally sleeping!

I am looking for something I can pee in but it's hard because I am a girl! I can't really pee in a bottle or anything, trust me I would...

Wow, I can't believe how fucking insane I am and all the crazy things I am sharing with strangers.

Anyway, to take my mind off having to pee, I will talk about my day.

I had spicy pork tamales and a Mexican coke for dinner.

I went to class and spoke to my Professor about how her calling on me when I don't raise my hand makes me uncomfortable and she was very cool about it and she doesn't think I'm retarded so I may just get a passing grade in this class! I am so happy I spoke to her. My other class is kind of a fuck-off class, you know the type, plus it's a film class so... well, you get the idea.

So yeah, then I got some pills so I wouldn't be sick. Waiting on more, hopefully a good price! After these 2 times I think I'm going to take the rest of my Suboxone to help with the withdrawals and then dry out for a while. I can't afford this habit. I don't want to be homeless. So it's time to chill with the oxy.

I was thinking of getting into therapy and maybe starting the anti-depressants I am prescribed but don't take (Cymbalta and Wellbutrin) along with the clonazepam I take for my panic disorder.

So yeah the only thing that could have made my day better would be if I got a job. And if I could urinate...

 

*my dogs' real names aren't that lame but I changed them to protect the innocent!

Okay so I just bit the bullet and went in the bathroom and then put Sparky back. He seems to be okay and quieted right back down! I can't wait till my doggies are feeling better again so we can go on walks and stuff. I miss them sleeping in my bed! Poor babies. I don't want them to pop a stitch or get an infection so they have to keep wearing the cones and keep being separated from each other.

 

I had a good chuckle at this post, very candid. In the future, it might be convenient to have one of these lying around. Honestly, I don't see why every woman doesn't have one in their purse.

 

i especially like your choice of avatar for this.

that stupid face makes me have to pee too.

 

Hey, what are yards for? :D (If you have one). I'm sure that was a pain trying to keep your 2 newly spayed female and male dogs separated while they're in their heat cycles. That is quite the feat, and I honestly congratulate you.

 

I had a good chuckle at this post, very candid. In the future, it might be convenient to have one of these lying around. Honestly, I don't see why every woman doesn't have one in their purse.

Oh my, I think you've just opened a whole new world of possibilities for me...

 

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Awesome. I'm glad to pass on new and creative means of excreting bodily waste.

:D