Cocaine I have found the perfect antidote to shyness and feeling really great!

[pbuilder]

i've found the perfect antidote for shyness. However, it involves
illegal substances, so read on no further if you are a law abiding
citizen. The ingrediants and recipe is as follows:

1 half gram (500mg) benzoylmethylecgonine. (preferably pure, but we all know what the odds of that are 8))

400ml 40% diluted ethanol.

follow these steps:

200ml of 40% diluted ethenol over the course of 75 minutes, in increments of 40ml per 15 minutes. After 75 minutes, you will
have quite the buzz going, but wait, there is in fact more!

Chop up benzoylmethylecgonine into a fine powder on a clean, hard
surface, preferably with a razor blade but any sort of ID or
credit card will work. Divide your finely chopped
benzoylmethylecgonine into 5 equal lines, and begin your session
by rolling up a bill (preferably a 100$ bill, but not everyone can
ball like a G6) and inhale 1 line, into each nostril. You will
sit there, staring at whatever the hell surface it is you are
currently fixated on, wondering what the hell you are sniffing
white powder for when it suddenly hits you. Your pupils will
dilate, your eyes will widen, and a grin bigger than the Grinch's
on Christmas eve will spread across your face. You may giggle like
a child for no apparent reason, as you are probably staring at a
blank wall. And it keeps hitting you, damn every breath feels
really good. Wow I really feel like talking, wow the world is
great. Let's proceed to call everyone in my phonebook and make
plans for the evening! I promise you, no matter where you are or
what you are doing you will be the life of the party, and will be
having a blast, chatting to everyone, making friends left and
right.

Then continue to drink 40ml of your ethanol concoction every 30
minutes, until you are finished, and proceed to sniff each of your
remain 3 lines, once per hour until the night is gone. Of course
you are probably going to run out of your benzoylmethylecgonine
and have a massive urge to purchase more, don't worry this is
normal. You are well on your way to becoming a hollywood movie
star.

I used the scientific names for the chemicals when typing up this
recipe for ridding yourself a shyness, feel free to look them up
if you are further intrigued...!

WARNING: The information above is a sure fire way to lead yourself down the path of cocaine addiction, and alcohol and cocaine is not a healthy combination, but who cares, you only life live once that's the motto n*gga YOLO! Now go out and become Tony Montana.

 

[served00]

Not to be a dick but this post is pathetic. If you're shy, it's something you have to work on, using cocaine or any drug for that matter isn't the answer. Drugs don't solve your problems, they mask them temporarily, and often make them worse once the drug has worn off. Dealing with your problem is how to overcome them, it's part of life and we all have them. I suspect you wrote this post while high on cocaine, I'm happy you were on a good one, but it's not a good idea to have yourself believe you need to/should do blow when you may have a social situation that would be difficult for you.

 

[tricomb]

I'm not agreeing that pbuilder's post is pathetic, I rather enjoy his posts. But I do agree that shyness and anxiety is something that is worked on and overcome through practice, not medication.

 

[lcrlover]

I'm not agreeing that pbuilder is pathetic, I rather enjoy his posts. But I do agree that shyness and anxiety is something that is worked on and overcome through practice, not medication.

Afraid I must disagree. As a shy person myself, who has noticed that using coke does combat the shyness problem, I do think the first step to overcoming the shyness permanently must neccessarily involve the removal of the shyness. Then after that, shy folks can learn to repeat their success through use of drinking or even eventually get married--of course once married no further need for shyness-reducing drugs should be needed, heh heh

 

[tricomb]

Get drunk or married to combat shyness? I think working through your problems is a much better alternative...

 

[served00]

Opiates seem to relieve social anxiety the best for me. Cocaine/meth/adderal seem to make it worse.

 

[spacegiraffe]

Not to be a dick but this post is pathetic. If you're shy, it's something you have to work on, using cocaine or any drug for that matter isn't the answer. Drugs don't solve your problems, they mask them temporarily, and often make them worse once the drug has worn off. Dealing with your problem is how to overcome them, it's part of life and we all have them. I suspect you wrote this post while high on cocaine, I'm happy you were on a good one, but it's not a good idea to have yourself believe you need to/should do blow when you may have a social situation that would be difficult for you.

Sorry but I disagree. Shyness can be worked though practice but when it comes down to it shyness depends on the concentrations of neurotransmitters in our brains which is what most medication alter. The best way to overcome shyness is to find interesting people you actually get along with. One cannot simply do this though as it depends on luck and meeting new people. If someone is shy then they will typically have a hard time meeting new people and calling them pathetic or putting them down for this will only deteriorate their situation. Those who are shy are victims of society. People don't become shy by choice, it's the result of years of neglect or abuse as this leads to decreased dopamine and serotonin levels(sadness and depression).

 

[i against i]

i'm just confused by this thread, no questions, adding nothing, just describing a night out..?

 

[6apbhmm]

served00 is right though, cocaine cannot cure your shyness in the long term. It is common in the first weeks or months that these drugs improve your sociability even days after they wear off, not just when you're high, but it WILL end eventually. Suddenly one day when you'll be coming down off coke you'll feel anxiety/paranoia and you'll realize you're even worse in social skills than you were before using and you'll need to do a line just to be able to say a sentence to somebody without freaking.
Same goes with other stims imo. Meth, mdma, meph... not real solutions, just fun.

 

[Coraline]

I was tormented as a child and teenager. I was so shy to talk. When I was older I ended up no leaving the house for a long time and when I did I had full blown panic attacks.

I was tired of living this way. I new I had to face my fears. I got the most public job I could think of. I worked at Wal-Mart for 9 months. I would see my tormentors all the time. I faced my fears and now I can do anything.

Social shyness is a real problem. Like one poster said, "Drugs just mask a problem," is true. If you want to get over it you have to fight your thoughts and have courage.

Maybe cocain helps you get out there, but don't use it as a crutch. Remember after the honeymoon phase you will have 2 problems to deal with, addiction and social anxiety.

 

[pbuilder]

I guess everyone can't get a hold of there dealer today, woooh tough crown.

The thread is just a joke guys

 

[6apbhmm]

Believe it or not, I actually thought for a sec this must be joke. Because from your other posts you sound reasonable pbuilder

 

[Coraline]

Haha!! I just read the disclaimer!

 

[6apbhmm]

Well the warning itself wasn't what convinced me it's joke.. every other 15 year old kid will tell you "we only live once, who cares if I die in 40 or 70".

It was the overall writing style, so serious, benzoylmethylecgonine instead of coke...

 

[pbuilder]

It's not just cocaine, don't forget your Texas mickey PATRON Añejo -platinum edition-! (cause your fancy like that) cocaethlyene is a much more social able than cocaine, or even just alcohol alone.

 

[BluLait]

Yeah, coke is a fucking godsend! I tried it yesterday, all I can say is WOW!!!

I think i've found it, I'm probably gonna get addicted but who the fuck cares? As long as I got the coke all is well... and I can always ask my dad for money, he owns a chain of five star hotels!

I've been depressed all my life because of my seriously bad looks and height - I'm 4"9'. The only girl who I ever kissed was this one in highschool, I think she had down syndrome or something, it was also at a spin the bottle game. I mean, no other girl has ever even looked twice at me, and most of the girls who look at me do so accidentally and immediately follow this up by turning their heads and having this very weird look on their face, like someone just took a shit in their hair or something.

Oh well, ever since cocaine, I'm not depressed anymore and I actually managed to grab a fat girl's boobs yesterday in nightclub! Although she was quite drunk and passed out in a corner, it was still amazing: so soft, squishy... and... big!!!

Thank you, Cocaine!

 

[DooMMooD]

lol...So doing a bunch of blow, and drinking a bunch of booze, makes you less shy?

You dont say...hahaha

 

[pbuilder]

lol...So doing a bunch of blow, and drinking a bunch of booze, makes you less shy?

You dont say...hahaha

Well I wouldn't really call half a gram a bunch, but we all know what half a gram ends up turning into by the end of the night If you can get ahold of your scumbag dealer that is, and he isn't TOO busy adding the perfect ratio of cuts to his brick.

 

[pbuilder]

Yeah, coke is a fucking godsend! I tried it yesterday, all I can say is WOW!!!

I think i've found it, I'm probably gonna get addicted but who the fuck cares? As long as I got the coke all is well... and I can always ask my dad for money, he owns a chain of five star hotels!

I've been depressed all my life because of my seriously bad looks and height - I'm 4"9'. The only girl who I ever kissed was this one in highschool, I think she had down syndrome or something, it was also at a spin the bottle game. I mean, no other girl has ever even looked twice at me, and most of the girls who look at me do so accidentally and immediately follow this up by turning their heads and having this very weird look on their face, like someone just took a shit in their hair or something.

Oh well, ever since cocaine, I'm not depressed anymore and I actually managed to grab a fat girl's boobs yesterday in nightclub! Although she was quite drunk and passed out in a corner, it was still amazing: so soft, squishy... and... big!!!

Thank you, Cocaine!

You see, this fellows got the right idea!

 

[XTCAKE]

Yeah, coke is a fucking godsend! I tried it yesterday, all I can say is WOW!!!

I think i've found it, I'm probably gonna get addicted but who the fuck cares? As long as I got the coke all is well... and I can always ask my dad for money, he owns a chain of five star hotels!

I've been depressed all my life because of my seriously bad looks and height - I'm 4"9'. The only girl who I ever kissed was this one in highschool, I think she had down syndrome or something, it was also at a spin the bottle game. I mean, no other girl has ever even looked twice at me, and most of the girls who look at me do so accidentally and immediately follow this up by turning their heads and having this very weird look on their face, like someone just took a shit in their hair or something.

Oh well, ever since cocaine, I'm not depressed anymore and I actually managed to grab a fat girl's boobs yesterday in nightclub! Although she was quite drunk and passed out in a corner, it was still amazing: so soft, squishy... and... big!!!

Thank you, Cocaine!

LOL. I'm 99% sure this post above is a fucking joke. I LOL'd so many times when I read it.