THE WOOD said:
yeah i think everyone i know calls me asap whenever they have a urinalysis to pass. its hysterical.
I hadnt noticed this comment before but it struck a chord with me because, haha, I've had at least fifteen calls in the past year or two asking how long drugs stay in one's system, does flushing with water and antioxidants really work, will they still hair test if the person shaves their head bald, what supplements to take, does cranberry juice really clean out the urinary tract, is excercise a viable option.... oftentimes, I feel like a fucking psychiatrist or pharmacologist.
I suppose it's really not so bad, though, considering the fact that I'll never need to ask others the same questions.
As other people have pointed out, being a "drug nerd" sounds just stupid. In a society where self-induced inebriation is a crime, self-experimentation becomes a hobby of sorts. Hobbyists (is that a word?) that enjoy building model airplaines, working on cars, helping the poor and homeless, are certainly not considered nerds. We are a rather scientific community, but our science relies not on mathetmatics and other activities commonly associated with "nerdiness"... we explore the depths of human conciiousness, we explore the finity of our human bodies via overdose reports, and we learn about our own physical, physiological and biochemical makeups that make us who we are.
In general, I believe a healthy fixation with drugs, case studies, clinical pharmacology, and general common sense with regards to drug use not only makes us more confident and self-aware human beings, but distances us even further from oft-thrown about term "Nerd". It appears our passion has a purpose. Try making that comparision with someone who obsessively builds model rockets, collects sports memorabilia, or collects cars. Sure, you know about inorganic construction, but in the universal sense that we pursue our minds in hope of expanding them, I believe nerdiness does not apply to us "recreational drug scientists", a term I'd much rather take than "drug nerd".
....my 2, 3, or 4 cents.... apologies for the tangent.
Alprazolam and red wine work synergistically on the GABA release in the human brain, leading my thoughts to flow more openly and with, I feel, more clarity.
...whoops, I'm beginning to sound like a drug nerd again8)

Fuck it. At least I know myself, my capabilities, and my limits.
And with those words, I bid you all farewell, for another glass of fine 1996 merlot awaits my gastrointestinal tract
