I Fucked an Escort

[Jackal]

NOTE: Can anyone tell me HOW to bust a nut with a condom on? I can barely feel anything with them on.

Get better condoms

I like large sized Okamota brand with stimulating dots

DOT DE HOT – Okamoto

okamoto.com.hk

Also, you might try cheaper hookers. It's not always the most expensive that give the best service. Go freelancer shopping

Disclaimer: I'm a recovering sex addict, lol

 

[Dansteely]

I think the point of this anecdote is to emphasise my point that hookers are just people working in a service industry and are capable of responding authentically to clients that recognise and respect that.

As a regular punter, 100% agree with this.

I have a similar experience with most working ladies in the various Brothels around Sydney that I have visited. Treat the ladies with respect, keep it fun and not too serious and you’ll have a great time.

 

[Specified]

Hmmmmm I wonder who your all talking about lmfao

 

[axe battler]

As a regular punter, 100% agree with this.

I have a similar experience with most working ladies in the various Brothels around Sydney that I have visited. Treat the ladies with respect, keep it fun and not too serious and you’ll have a great time.

I don't have any real experience with prostitutes but this seems like solid advice @Michael_25
Maybe seeing hookers and trying to have fun with them could build up your ability to interact with women in general. Hookers are women afterall! Just a thought

 

[Michael_25]

I don't have any real experience with prostitutes but this seems like solid advice @Michael_25
Maybe seeing hookers and trying to have fun with them could build up your ability to interact with women in general. Hookers are women afterall! Just a thought

Thank you. Food for thought right here ...

 

[Specified]

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[washingtonbound]

You may remember me from my thread titled "Can't get a GF cause ugly as fuck". I wrote that I haven't been laid since 2005. Therefore, I decided to hire an escort. It cost me $300 for 40 minutes. It wasn't exactly satisfying. It was more of a business transaction than anything else. Got the usual: blow job, missionary, doggy style and cowgirl. I realised that with a condom, I simply can NOT cum. I only shot my load after she gave me a hand job at the end without a condom.

After it I felt like a loser, worse than before. I thought "Damn, I just paid $300 that most normal people get for free." But ugly motherfucking losers have to pay for sex or remain celibate forever. Fuck my life. It's hookers for the rest of my life or jerking off for the rest of my life. I'm a fucking loser and I know it.

NOTE: Can anyone tell me HOW to bust a nut with a condom on? I can barely feel anything with them on.

I had a terrible time in Medellin, Colombia thinking I was with a normal girl and she ended up being a prostitute. They are referred to as “prepagas.” It is a depressing experience and I always feel terrible afterwards. I might recommend taking a trip to the Philippines if you’re having trouble getting laid and it’s bothering you, as I’ve known many people who’ve had success there after long dry spells. Personally I think using prostitutes is worse than involuntary celibacy because of the shame you feel afterwards.

 

[Atomic_Decay]

There are a lot of emotional dangers in frequenting sex-workers. If you don’t enjoy the experience then shame can be a problem - especially if it causes you to denigrate or demean the sex worker (either directly or just in your own head as you try and rationalise your actions). On the other hand if you have a great time you can get caught up in all kinds of fantasies that can impact your life and back balance.

Like any relationship between two people - your chemistry with a sex worker matters, it is important to be able to politely decline if you don’t feel a connect of some kind in the first 5 minutes. Although sometimes you do get steamrolled before you know what’s what.

 

[washingtonbound]

There are a lot of emotional dangers in frequenting sex-workers. If you don’t enjoy the experience then shame can be a problem - especially if it causes you to denigrate or demean the sex worker (either directly or just in your own head as you try and rationalise your actions). On the other hand if you have a great time you can get caught up in all kinds of fantasies that can impact your life and back balance.

Like any relationship between two people - your chemistry with a sex worker matters, it is important to be able to politely decline if you don’t feel a connect of some kind in the first 5 minutes. Although sometimes you do get steamrolled before you know what’s what.

In the situation in Medellin, I had no idea I was dealing with a sex worker until last minute, which created a negative experience obviously. I don't seek out sex workers when I'm in those places.

 

[Atomic_Decay]

In the situation in Medellin, I had no idea I was dealing with a sex worker until last minute, which created a negative experience obviously. I don't seek out sex workers when I'm in those places.

I understand. Sorry, I was really just making a general comment on the topic. It wasn’t directed specifically at you. I should not have quoted you and have edited.

 

[Dansteely]

There are a lot of emotional dangers in frequenting sex-workers. If you don’t enjoy the experience then shame can be a problem - especially if it causes you to denigrate or demean the sex worker (either directly or just in your own head as you try and rationalise your actions). On the other hand if you have a great time you can get caught up in all kinds of fantasies that can impact your life and back balance.

Like any relationship between two people - your chemistry with a sex worker matters, it is important to be able to politely decline if you don’t feel a connect of some kind in the first 5 minutes. Although sometimes you do get steamrolled before you know what’s what.

If you don't enjoy the experience most of the time that's on you, you chose the sex worker, your attitude and behaviour quite often set the scene. If there's shame to be felt then it points to an issue with you and not the sex worker, it's up to you to address it. Demeaning or denigrating anyone for an issue that you are partly or wholly responsible for is weak as piss and points to other deeper issues.

Agree with the danger of getting caught up in fantasies.

Also agree that chemistry is important between to two participants however, trying to politely decline after 5 minutes would understandably piss off the sex worker and in my case kill my mood and most likely any chance of enjoying the time spent at the establishment regardless, you are basically telling the sex worker thanks but no thanks and expecting a refund, when more often than not you have made the choice of sex worker and are a key contributor to the lack of chemistry. I would say this would make one out to look like a prick of a customer.

I'm pretty laidback and just go with the flow, I usually try to make the best out of any situation, there's a reason why its called punting, everyone is different and there are no sure things. If there's no chemistry there's no chemistry and I won't see that particular lady again, I made the decision to book or choose that particular lady and contributed to the lack of chemistry, so that's on me. Just because there's no chemistry doesn't necessarily mean you can't enjoy the time together, if you are willing to adjust your expectations, once again that's on you.

I think the bottom line is if you walk in with an open mind, no set expectations, respect the sex worker as a human/person (rather than say thinking you own chosen sex worker because you've handed over some cash for their time) and have a decent attitude then in my experience most of the time you'll have a great time.

 

[Atomic_Decay]

If you don't enjoy the experience most of the time that's on you, you chose the sex worker, your attitude and behaviour quite often set the scene. If there's shame to be felt then it points to an issue with you and not the sex worker, it's up to you to address it. Demeaning or denigrating anyone for an issue that you are partly or wholly responsible for is weak as piss and points to other deeper issues.

Agree with the danger of getting caught up in fantasies.

Also agree that chemistry is important between to two participants however, trying to politely decline after 5 minutes would understandably piss off the sex worker and in my case kill my mood and most likely any chance of enjoying the time spent at the establishment regardless, you are basically telling the sex worker thanks but no thanks and expecting a refund, when more often than not you have made the choice of sex worker and are a key contributor to the lack of chemistry. I would say this would make one out to look like a prick of a customer.

I'm pretty laidback and just go with the flow, I usually try to make the best out of any situation, there's a reason why its called punting, everyone is different and there are no sure things. If there's no chemistry there's no chemistry and I won't see that particular lady again, I made the decision to book or choose that particular lady and contributed to the lack of chemistry, so that's on me. Just because there's no chemistry doesn't necessarily mean you can't enjoy the time together, if you are willing to adjust your expectations, once again that's on you.

I think the bottom line is if you walk in with an open mind, no set expectations, respect the sex worker as a human/person (rather than say thinking you own chosen sex worker because you've handed over some cash for their time) and have a decent attitude then in my experience most of the time you'll have a great time.

I agree almost entirely. On the declining within 5 mins, most brothels in Sydney at least give you 5 minutes to negotiate any particular requirements with the lady before the ‘no refunds’ policy kicks in (assuming you’ve booked an hour). That said, it’s pretty difficult to extract yourself and get your money back once you’ve entered the room and are alone with the lady.

Personally, I’d almost always roll with the cards I’ve been dealt and be optimistic about unexpectedly pleasant surprises.

 

[washingtonbound]

I understand. Sorry, I was really just making a general comment on the topic. It wasn’t directed specifically at you. I should not have quoted you and have edited.

No problem, I just wanted to clarify because ending up with a prostitute accidentally is becoming an increasing problem for those seeking dates abroad who don’t have as much luck or don’t like the scene in their home country.

 

[Specified]

I agree almost entirely. On the declining within 5 mins, most brothels in Sydney at least give you 5 minutes to negotiate any particular requirements with the lady before the ‘no refunds’ policy kicks in (assuming you’ve booked an hour). That said, it’s pretty difficult to extract yourself and get your money back once you’ve entered the room and are alone with the lady.

Personally, I’d almost always roll with the cards I’ve been dealt and be optimistic about unexpectedly pleasant surprises.

You get refunds within 5 mins in Sydney if you don't click?

 

[bird.is.the.word]

Guys can be ugly and hot at the same time.

Go to the gym and get ripped.

 

[Atomic_Decay]

You get refunds within 5 mins in Sydney if you don't click?

Sort of. In most places you get a few minutes alone with the girl to discuss any particular needs you have. Most often this is in a waiting room and before you pay the money. In this scenario you then pay the manager when you and the girl reach agreement. So you can just decline and leave if you don’t click.

But some shops shunt you straight into a room with a girl. Usually busy shops where there is only one girl available. But also in slower shops where the girls are given to the next customer on an ordered roster. You just get whoever whose turn it is. Some shops do this to ensure equal work for each girl.

In this case you pay the girl and she leaves the room for 5 mins to give your money to the manager. You are entitled to leave the room anytime before you give her the cash.

Total refunds for dissatisfaction with the service/experience are very rare. And most customers that try and get a refund are cunts anyway. They get high on ice, book a girl for maybe $60 for only 20 mins, fuck her doggy like a machine non-stop for the 20 minutes, and then start abusing her for not getting him off and demanding to see the manager. I must have heard or directly witnessed this a dozen times in the last year. And twice even thought it necessary to personaly explain to the customer why he should probably grab his stuff and fuck right off in the next 30 seconds in a shop managed by a diminutive 60 year old lady he was threatening to smack around until he got his money back (this lady often serves me and my companion breakfast in bed when I yet again forget I only meant to drop in for an hour 12 hours previously).

I did once get a full refund an hour into a 3 hour booking with a new lady when she had a psychotic break from smoking too much ice.

 

[cdin]

You may remember me from my thread titled "Can't get a GF cause ugly as fuck". I wrote that I haven't been laid since 2005. Therefore, I decided to hire an escort. It cost me $300 for 40 minutes. It wasn't exactly satisfying. It was more of a business transaction than anything else. Got the usual: blow job, missionary, doggy style and cowgirl. I realised that with a condom, I simply can NOT cum. I only shot my load after she gave me a hand job at the end without a condom.

After it I felt like a loser, worse than before. I thought "Damn, I just paid $300 that most normal people get for free." But ugly motherfucking losers have to pay for sex or remain celibate forever. Fuck my life. It's hookers for the rest of my life or jerking off for the rest of my life. I'm a fucking loser and I know it.

NOTE: Can anyone tell me HOW to bust a nut with a condom on? I can barely feel anything with them on.

Gotta get spensive ones. Skyn brand best imo

 

[Specified]

Sort of. In most places you get a few minutes alone with the girl to discuss any particular needs you have. Most often this is in a waiting room and before you pay the money. In this scenario you then pay the manager when you and the girl reach agreement. So you can just decline and leave if you don’t click.

But some shops shunt you straight into a room with a girl. Usually busy shops where there is only one girl available. But also in slower shops where the girls are given to the next customer on an ordered roster. You just get whoever whose turn it is. Some shops do this to ensure equal work for each girl.

In this case you pay the girl and she leaves the room for 5 mins to give your money to the manager. You are entitled to leave the room anytime before you give her the cash.

Total refunds for dissatisfaction with the service/experience are very rare. And most customers that try and get a refund are cunts anyway. They get high on ice, book a girl for maybe $60 for only 20 mins, fuck her doggy like a machine non-stop for the 20 minutes, and then start abusing her for not getting him off and demanding to see the manager. I must have heard or directly witnessed this a dozen times in the last year. And twice even thought it necessary to personaly explain to the customer why he should probably grab his stuff and fuck right off in the next 30 seconds in a shop managed by a diminutive 60 year old lady he was threatening to smack around until he got his money back (this lady often serves me and my companion breakfast in bed when I yet again forget I only meant to drop in for an hour 12 hours previously).

I did once get a full refund an hour into a 3 hour booking with a new lady when she had a psychotic break from smoking too much ice.

Wow! we don't get refunds down here in Melbourne. At least I don't think we do. I'll have to ask next time I visit a brothel.

 

[Specified]

Guys can be ugly and hot at the same time.

Go to the gym and get ripped.

And wear good/decent clothes. Ask a lady what to buy