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I fought the law and >>I<< won!! Well, kinda.

Hell, I know if I got pinched and had to spend a night(s) in jail, It would be better than Christmas morning if i had 2 bags on me.
 
Originally Posted by Magic_Hobo
I know you aren't going to admit you were wrong, but the fact that that's all you have to say is close enough.

I thought it proved my point. lol. I am not wrong.
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Hey you two.
You gotta pay to play. Understand. The Legal system calls for the use of an Attorny.
Right here brother (shows palm face up)!!
 
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beagleboy said:
Hey you two.
You gotta pay to play. Understand. The Legal system calls for the use of an Attorny.
Right here brother (shows palm face up)!!
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Hobo is well aware that he/she is wrong. It is just a dramatization of court. Hobo is demonstrating the argument/counter argument that occurs in matters like this. The law is very clear though as Hobo stated. Offensive touching is to touch one in a way to cause alarm in an offensive manner which is obviously the case when a man goes through a woman's bra. The cop knew he was wrong hence the other bags weren't found.
 
Roger32 said:
shows just how fucked up heroin makes you... you got arrested for possesion of heroin and you are happy that you still have $--- (Dont post prices please. Also, that aint even the correct price that it costs anyways. )-lacey worth of dope left over...
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comments like this are really annoying

Magic_Hobo said:
I know you aren't going to admit you were wrong, but the fact that that's all you have to say is close enough.
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I thought you were the one that was losing the argument..
 
^^*lets keep it civil* if you would just google it then it would show that I'm right. Even the law school guy agreed with me.

AmorRoark said:
I'm a law student - 3rd year now. So, I'm not entirely speaking out of my ass.

I'm guessing you're right... that male police officers can (with probable cause) search a woman's bra.
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That said, lacey k was probably more right than I was. But lozgod is definitely wrong that a police officer violates the laws on offensive touching every time they perform a search on a suspect...
 
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not with cops but with club bouncers... once i was shotting pills at this drum n !bass gig, and i asked this dude if he wanted beans, i saw him later and he looked at me and said "was it you who asked if i wanted any pills", he looked real shady so i said no, then he turns around and shouts to the bouncer "yeah its him"... so as the bouncer takes me to the area where the other bouncers search you i sneakily pulled out the last three pills from my back pocket and popped them 10 seconds before we reached the room... they found nothing, let me back in and damn i was rolling hard... WIN!!

In this other club sum birds wanted some beans i had about 30 on me so i go to the toilet to get them 4 beans and just as i get the baggy out i see a shadow, and bassically the bouncer had seeen through the crack of the door that i wa holding something.. he pushes the door (no locks), i push backwards whilst hiding the 30 beans in my underwear... then he tried t make me admit that i had drugs after having searched me with another bouncer, and the whole time i was saying, "this is a disgrace, you're accusing me for no reason" n all sorts of shit... 10 minutes laer i was back in the club ;) WIN!!

then theres all the graffiti stories, but i can't be arsed to write all that...héhé
 
anyone else feel its ill advised to rub our past successes into the faces of the LE who undoubtedly patrols this public forum.....at least the US members
 
I got no idea why this post didnt get deleted already cuz it aint nothin but pure garbage, off topic too.

Just a message to all posters, plz ignore beagleboy, he is a straight up idiot who aint worth speakin to and only makes posts to start shit.

lacey
 
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edited becuz it quotes beagleboys retarded post and dont contribute nothing to this thread. Sorry lozgood.

lacey
 
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^Lmao

Chrisinabox, fair enough.

(edited) Dont even bother to respond to beagleboy plz - lacey

Alright fuck it youve goated me in,

One time when I was still underage I was going for a buzz cruise with an attractive older girl who unexpectedly offered me to go for a ride....so were driving around, she obviously cant drive but Im 14 and want in her pants so I say nothing....we drive around smokng for about a half hour and get pulled over going the wrong way on a one way street...(Doh) ....as the cop pulls up she starts weeping and apologizing to me, Im like no big deal I knew the risk of bc'ing....she goes "No the car is stolen and I have no license"....Oh shit, I hide my pipe down a seat (Dumb) as the cop comes up but didnt have time to ditch it so in my pocket it stayed.....we got seperated and questioned, I insisted I didn't know anything of the stolen car (true) or the marijuana smell (false)....so we get hauled off to the station and seperated for interrogation, Im left in a room alone while the go to interrogate her first.....I look up spot the camera, angle my body so as to hide my pocket and handcuffed arms while i reached in my pocket pulled the bag out and threw it behind a cops desk IN THE POLICE INTERROGATION ROOM...they come in search me, interrogate the fuck out of me, threatan me with "use of marijuana" unless I admit to the pipe (Girl told the truth said it was mine prolly) ...I said nah, if the car was stolen maybe it was there before she stole it.....they flipped, no charges.

Another time we were traveling about 10 hours to get a semi substantial amount of herbs, its a blizzard and my buddy crashes the fucking car off the road, it 360s across the opposing traffic lane (Thank god noone was there) and goes off into a ditch....immediately we realize the car was filling with water, I thought we were dead...luckily it stopped about ankle height, so while we waited in freezing blizzard weather hopefully for a tow we decided to burn the last 3 joints of dank......of course a cop showed up first, so we toss our pipes and shit out of the car into the water and eat the roaches...the cop smells pot immediately and searches the hell out of the car....No go.....he seperates all of us and interrogates us, we all tell different random stories about why we were going where we were, he pulls 1400 bucks in small bills from my wallet, I insist its from my parents to go buy clothes....He demands we confess to weed, we refuse...he spots an empty pack of cigs on the floor and asks whos they are (Under 18 still) we all just stare blankly "Someone answer or im writing all 3 of you".....No answer......We all got MIPT's for one half full pack of smokes on the floor....fucking cops.

So im a senior in highschool, I come into the first hour class same as usual first thing in the morning....about 20 minutes in I get called on the intercom and go down to the office....The principle and secratery are there, no cop, (Charter school), they demand to search me saying my first hour teacher said I was high (Which I know was BS cuz he never left my sight since I entered the class in the monring), I let them search they find nothing, im about to leave when she spots a secret pocket in my coat....Shit!! she demands to search it.....I say "Time to go" she says I already called the cops....as I fled from the building full speed to a bus stop where I flee with my satchel.

Also the school before that searched me every day (slight exageration but not too far off) and every day I would hide my pipe and bag around the rim of the trashcan under the rubber band right outside the office and picked it back up on the way out, funny shit, why bother having the cameras.

another time my buddy brilliantly gets us in a high speed chase, turns the headlights offf and starts taking turns in the forest blind at like 60 mph, lucky we didnt die....he pulls into some driveway randomly and we hop out on foot and hide in the woods, heard sirens for a long time but we made it.

shit the stories go on and on
 
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Well i fought the law and won but it wasent drug related charges although i was drunk and on drugs at the time.

I was up on 5 different charges 4 of which where inditable offences.

2 charges of assault with a weapon

2 assault charges

1 charge of uttering death threats

The kicker was i was actually fucking innocent for once :X . I got off on every charge though so thats good.

So a big fuck you to the RCMP :D
 
beagleboy said:
You woudn't belive how LEO's share information with other agencies.


The stories we share here are just a drop in the bucket. If you're a fuckhead who wants to stay out there on the street commiting crimes, pissing off property owners, small business vendors, going toe to toe with Local Governtment and ruining your body and mind with drugs then get it from me: Fuck you, kill yourself.

Anyone else been approached by a Police officer like this?
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I worked in a neighborhood deli. This particular neighborhood was on the wealthy side, so it had alot of local detectives, and "higher ups" along with basic patrol.

I got to know 3 of them well. After I got arrested they told me when I was "hot" and when I was able to sell again... It was pretty cool. It was always funny showing the partolman my stash... he would just compliment the quality.
 
smokeymcpot42088 said:
One time when I was still underage I was going for a buzz cruise with an attractive older girl who unexpectedly offered me to go for a ride....so were driving around, she obviously cant drive but Im 14 and want in her pants so I say nothing....we drive around smokng for about a half hour and get pulled over going the wrong way on a one way street...(Doh) ....as the cop pulls up she starts weeping and apologizing to me, Im like no big deal I knew the risk of bc'ing....she goes "No the car is stolen and I have no license"....Oh shit, I hide my pipe down a seat (Dumb) as the cop comes up but didnt have time to ditch it so in my pocket it stayed.....we got seperated and questioned, I insisted I didn't know anything of the stolen car (true) or the marijuana smell (false)....so we get hauled off to the station and seperated for interrogation, Im left in a room alone while the go to interrogate her first.....I look up spot the camera, angle my body so as to hide my pocket and handcuffed arms while i reached in my pocket pulled the bag out and threw it behind a cops desk IN THE POLICE INTERROGATION ROOM...they come in search me, interrogate the fuck out of me, threatan me with "use of marijuana" unless I admit to the pipe (Girl told the truth said it was mine prolly) ...I said nah, if the car was stolen maybe it was there before she stole it.....they flipped, no charges.

Another time we were traveling about 10 hours to get a semi substantial amount of herbs, its a blizzard and my buddy crashes the fucking car off the road, it 360s across the opposing traffic lane (Thank god noone was there) and goes off into a ditch....immediately we realize the car was filling with water, I thought we were dead...luckily it stopped about ankle height, so while we waited in freezing blizzard weather hopefully for a tow we decided to burn the last 3 joints of dank......of course a cop showed up first, so we toss our pipes and shit out of the car into the water and eat the roaches...the cop smells pot immediately and searches the hell out of the car....No go.....he seperates all of us and interrogates us, we all tell different random stories about why we were going where we were, he pulls 1400 bucks in small bills from my wallet, I insist its from my parents to go buy clothes....He demands we confess to weed, we refuse...he spots an empty pack of cigs on the floor and asks whos they are (Under 18 still) we all just stare blankly "Someone answer or im writing all 3 of you".....No answer......We all got MIPT's for one half full pack of smokes on the floor....fucking cops.

So im a senior in highschool, I come into the first hour class same as usual first thing in the morning....about 20 minutes in I get called on the intercom and go down to the office....The principle and secratery are there, no cop, (Charter school), they demand to search me saying my first hour teacher said I was high (Which I know was BS cuz he never left my sight since I entered the class in the monring), I let them search they find nothing, im about to leave when she spots a secret pocket in my coat....Shit!! she demands to search it.....I say "Time to go" she says I already called the cops....as I fled from the building full speed to a bus stop where I flee with my satchel.

Also the school before that searched me every day (slight exageration but not too far off) and every day I would hide my pipe and bag around the rim of the trashcan under the rubber band right outside the office and picked it back up on the way out, funny shit, why bother having the cameras.

another time my buddy brilliantly gets us in a high speed chase, turns the headlights offf and starts taking turns in the forest blind at like 60 mph, lucky we didnt die....he pulls into some driveway randomly and we hop out on foot and hide in the woods, heard sirens for a long time but we made it.

shit the stories go on and on
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cool stories bro
 
Kurrupt said:
Yep, Canada is pretty good to criminals unless your a repeat, long-time, violent offender... 3-5 for a robbery is with priors. A friend got 18 months for robbing a grocery store at gunpoint for over $100g cash...
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your in a wheel chair for what?
 
Beagleboy you need to chill as do those of you who are provoking him.
 
Once upon a time I was picked up hitchhiking on a highway & they found I had a bench warrant (for something pissant like trespassing) & took me to the station to see if the other jurisdiction wanted me. At the station they searched me & my duffel bag but somehow missed the zipper pocket on my bag, which was awesome - I had about an eighth of good weed I'd just picked up in there. In the end the other jurisdiction's cops decided to let me go RoR & the ones who had me could only issue a ticket. So I walked out the door (more or less) free & clear without even losing my weed.
 
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