I fell on a date!! D:

Well it wasn't really a date, but kind of a get-to-know-you meeting with a "just friend" who nontheless hit on me. ANYWAYS.

As we were walking I tripped on a protruding pavement tile. As I found myself losing balance, thoughts went through my mind. "Yes, I'm actually falling... so much for first impressions!" and then, bang. I land on my hands and knees. Pain. Great.

8)

Though yeah the guy I met was a HOT 38 year old ozzie chef. MMmmm. He has a thai bf, but complains to me how he misses foreign meat... especially hairy chested middle eastern boys :\....

Although it seems he has absolutely no interested in hearing anything I have to say or learning anything about me... even for smalltalk!! So I went into listen-autopilot and stad back and drank my red wine (fuckers didn't have any white :() and it went just fine.

Let's see where this goes.

But I fell goddammit!!!

Good thing I warned him in advance that I'm horrible at first-impressions. To balance it out, I wore that skin-tight black shirt I bought the other day that screams "I WANT MANSECKS RIGHT NAO!1!" ;)

But now I tripped and fell. Not exactly sexy. *cries*
 
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spork
I hope you weren't hurt seriously!

That sounds so much like something I'd do lol. I'm awful with first impressions and EXTREMELY clumsy (I stubbed my toe twice today walking upstairs), not a good mixture.

And yay for white wine! Everyone else seems to prefer red. :\
 
The Is
So you want to have sex with this guy even though he won't listen to a single thing you say?
 
Jabberwocky
Oh Jammy, I found the big disagreement between you and I. I'm a red wine guy all the way. Given all your other outstanding traits I'll just have to accept a flaw here and there.
 
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