I ate a fucking ear plug!

Really random, but I did!!!! I sleep with ear plugs in every night, out of habit. J used to snore and I am a super light sleeper, so I have gotten accustomed to sleeping with them, even now that I sleep alone. Anyway, they are not the foam kind, they are the white ones that can best be described as "tacky." They really work! They kind of stick to your ear and seal it off so that you hear NOTHING. Well, early this morning I was half asleep, and for some reason I had one in my left ear, and the other one was in my hand. I have no idea if I was dreaming or not, but I remember putting the ear plug in my mouth and CHEWING on it. I guess I thought that it was like a gummy candy (because of the texture) and when I was chewing on it, I took it out to look at it because I noticed there was no taste. I opened my eyes, removed it from my mouth and immediately became fully awake and was like WTF? I actually started laughing to myself and went back to sleep.

 

LMAO...too funny...i can just picture it.