Hypothetical Question - the Perfect Drug

[Voyager3]

:DYou are given a chance, one chance, to order the manufacture of a specially designed ‘personal’ drug, which will satisfy as many (or all) your personal requirements, for a jolly good night out. The details of chemistry and physics need be of no concern, it will be made by a secret ‘magical procedure’, which is not anything that can be patented, replicated or copied by earthly means, so making money out of it is not an option. The said drug is also exclusively for recreational or enjoyment purposes, and can only act on the mind, and the body to a limited degree – i.e., increased energy, but not Marathon winning endurance, or Hulk like strength… perhaps a reasonable level of MDMA like dancing ability and staying up a bit late? No physical things like ‘curing cancer’, ‘immunity to infection’ or ‘ability to breathe underwater/in space etc.’ – and any analgsia or anaesthesia to be done by the brain.
Inevitably such requirements and descriptions of such will include familiar drugs and sensations, things like ‘the energy and rush of crack cocaine, with the joy of MDMA, self assurance of Valium, and alertness of Meth… and a hint of Heroin for my bad back’…. that sort of thing. The only thing is, they come all at once, not followed by each other.
The reason for this bizarre game (for, very sadly, it is only a game, not an offer!) is that I’m very curious to see what people will choose – what priorities they have (i.e., ‘up’, ‘down’, ‘calm’, ‘tripping’, or ‘frenzied’), to provide what they want in their ideal night out… or day in.
I expect that the answer (if there are any) will be different for each and everyone – and there might well be a vital question in return, i.e., ‘what sort of night out, with who, where?’ I’m asking myself that as I type this nonsense! The above example (less the Valium – ugh!) was just my personal fancy, off the top of my head… already I wish to add LSD, bigtime! And then maybe the Valium isn’t such a bad idea?
In the end, this is just a silly sort of ‘game’ I suppose? And, of course, if you already have a drug that fulfills all your requirements and pleasures, please do tell.

 

[PotatoMan]

0 anxiety. Strong body high. Steady heart rate. Introspection. Minor visuals that increase with dose. Synergizes with alcohol, weed and nicotine without bad interactions. Does not cause insomnia. Moderate sedation.

 

[marley g]

kid nyce

 

[SirTophamHat]

If I had to come up with one it would be a DMT that is a small pill, same effects and rate of onset, but with a one hour duration of the breakthrough phase.

Give me an isolation tank and that, please.

Why pill? Ease of dosing through much simpler roa

 

[kitty hcl]

the wonkyness of ket, the feel-goodness of dope, sprinkled with the trippyness of mda, and topped with the headspace i get from nitrous, but longer.

average duration of said drug: 4-5 hours, peaking at the 2-2.5 hour mark.

would come in a powder that gives a satisfactory crunch like ket does.

roa: insufflated or injected.

no tolerance issues at all.

 

[PsychedelicWizard]

:DYou are given a chance, one chance, to order the manufacture of a specially designed ‘personal’ drug, which will satisfy as many (or all) your personal requirements, for a jolly good night out. The details of chemistry and physics need be of no concern, it will be made by a secret ‘magical procedure’, which is not anything that can be patented, replicated or copied by earthly means, so making money out of it is not an option. The said drug is also exclusively for recreational or enjoyment purposes, and can only act on the mind, and the body to a limited degree – i.e., increased energy, but not Marathon winning endurance, or Hulk like strength… perhaps a reasonable level of MDMA like dancing ability and staying up a bit late? No physical things like ‘curing cancer’, ‘immunity to infection’ or ‘ability to breathe underwater/in space etc.’ – and any analgsia or anaesthesia to be done by the brain.
Inevitably such requirements and descriptions of such will include familiar drugs and sensations, things like ‘the energy and rush of crack cocaine, with the joy of MDMA, self assurance of Valium, and alertness of Meth… and a hint of Heroin for my bad back’…. that sort of thing. The only thing is, they come all at once, not followed by each other.
The reason for this bizarre game (for, very sadly, it is only a game, not an offer!) is that I’m very curious to see what people will choose – what priorities they have (i.e., ‘up’, ‘down’, ‘calm’, ‘tripping’, or ‘frenzied’), to provide what they want in their ideal night out… or day in.
I expect that the answer (if there are any) will be different for each and everyone – and there might well be a vital question in return, i.e., ‘what sort of night out, with who, where?’ I’m asking myself that as I type this nonsense! The above example (less the Valium – ugh!) was just my personal fancy, off the top of my head… already I wish to add LSD, bigtime! And then maybe the Valium isn’t such a bad idea?
In the end, this is just a silly sort of ‘game’ I suppose? And, of course, if you already have a drug that fulfills all your requirements and pleasures, please do tell.

I've actually synthesized a drug that surprisingly matches these requirements perfectly. Basically it is a chemical combination of methamphetamine and benzodiazapine. It is crystallized and thus the preferred method is to smoke it, and it burns slow enough that it encourages someone to smoke smaller amounts over a longer period of time, leading to no spiky highs, but a steady, mellow high.

It has the effects of both, thus it gives the energy boost, sociability, confidence, focus, relaxation, and stimulation from the methamphetamine, while at the same time providing the anti-anxiety, anti-panic, sedative, and inhibition-lowering effects of the benzodiazapine. It literally is a drug with no real negative side effects, as the main positives of each counteracts the main negatives of each.

What it feels like is quite incredible. It is what I'd call the ultimate relaxation and social party drug. After tweaking the exact amounts of each, and altering the chemical synthesize to ideal conditions, it eliminates the paranoid, over-energetic, anxiety of meth, while also eliminating the over-sedative, physical dis-coordinating, and motivation-killing aspects of the benzo, thus, you end up with quite a great experience.

The experience is like being totally relaxed, no social fear, lowering inhibitions to allow you to do what you really want to do, without making them too low you make a fool out of yourself, focused and stimulated enough to enjoy just sitting there listening to music, but also motivated and energetic enough to go out dancing or partying. Ideally it is smoked in smaller amounts over a period of hours, as the effects last quite long, but discretion is advised as the benzo-like effects last longer than the meth-like effects, leading one to becareful of dosing, as towards the end of the effects, one will suddenly want to sleep, and it should not be re-applied like pure meth for benders, as it can lead to too much CNS depressant and causing one to pass out, but I find that this actually helps encourage the avoidance of a bender too long which leads to the usual psychosis and paranoia of meth, so it really makes for an ideal weekend drug.

Also, unlike pure meth, the comedown is actually really amazingly easy to deal with, as by the end of the trip, instead of the usual meth-crash, the benzo effects still remain, leading one to easily be able to fall asleep. It strangely has an afterglow that makes one feel refreshed for days following, completely different than the usual meth experience. The drug is not perfect, however, it prevents multi-day benders, and doesn't get one as energetic for say dancing as pure meth alone, neither is it as chill as the benzo-type experience, but I find for socially hanging out, going for walks, a romantic date, even casual clubbing, it is the perfect drug, I'm very proud of it.

I've been experimenting with a new derivative of this synthesis, where I'm trying a minor amount of different hallucinogenic and em pathogenic drugs, to make it more tailor-made for various experiences. There are several research chemicals with LSD-like effects, as well as those similar to MDA that have especially intrigued me, as adding a trippy element to it would make it the perfect over-all party weekend drug, as it would allow one to go out dancing, but still be relaxed enough to hang out afterwards.

But so far my issue has been finding the right amount and type, as trying one solution lead to an experience that was incredibly spiritual, but far too introspective to be socially enjoyed, which defeats the point of it. I think empathogenic with mild hallucingenic like MDA will be the answer, but as it right now is the greatest extroverted social party drug, adding these trippy effects without making it introspective has proven difficult.

 

[Smokingblues]

The energy and focus of vyvanse with the euphoria of oxy and the king of the world feeling of coke and alcohol