🧑‍🌾 Gardening 🧑‍🌾 How to repair erection ?

[Squidward !]

How to repair erection ?

 

[lost weekend]

Wooden bbq skewers and duct tape

 

[lost weekend]

Remove the pointed end of skewers with scissors

 

[garygroundwork]

I hear those implants work well

they are the last resort after injection

 

[PenguinWithNapalm]

Wooden bbq skewers and duct tape

Instructions unclear. Skewers are now lodged in urethra

 

[Electrum1]

 

[Jnowhere]

Oh no, Now I wanna watch The Austin Powers Trilogy again,( I literally have the trilogy right near the chair I ...um passed out in. Glad to see you were here, this place is dull without you, bro.

Even though I don't spend much time here anymore.

 

[Jnowhere]

Wooden bbq skewers and duct tape

Remove the pointed end of skewers with scissors

Wow, another use for duct tape.lol

I just wonder how he will explain wooden splinters to a Urologist?

 

[Jnowhere]

How to repair erection ?

You, didn't make it clear; what you exactly meant. Did you break the shaft while erect or is this more of a problem getting hard( impotence issues)?

If impotence is the issue; what drugs are you using, that may cause this?

If it is a broken dick; SEEK MEDICAL HELP!!

I am not a doctor, but a broken dick is not a DIY( do it yourself) project.

Seriously, if you broke your dick, see a Urologist. Or go to an ER( emergency room), not an erection repair shop.lol

Seriously if you broke it. Seek medical help!

 

[notsmokeymcpot42088]

^agreed. I wasnt gunna touch this one -- but if I did that would be about what id say

 

[mentholmigraine]

How to repair erection ?

Smack it and see if it turns back on if not seek technician
But seriously if your penis is literally broken and you are in pain go to a hospital

 

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