How To Pee With A Hard-On?

[JakeTheJock]

I have never figured out a good way to pee when I have a hard-on. It is difficult to hold an erect dick down to aim the piss into the toilet, and no matter how you aim it splatters all over anyways. Whats a guy to do?

 

[Vagina Lover]

That's something that you have to come to terms with during puberty, if you haven't already done so during childhood.

Are you in puberty?

 

[rbbohio]

Squat down, while leaning over top of toilet, and aim in...

 

[garbagegutz]

piss over the back yard balcony - into the garden - and see how far you can squirt - good fun times

 

[rbbohio]

I was gonna say go outside

 

[sigmond]

 

[swilow]

Allow yourself to de-erect.

 

[Bearlove]

Squeeze technique (to stop the erection) or pee in the shower, out of a window/door, buy a hose attach one end (you can guess the rest).

 

[PippUK]

Adopt the 'Giraffe' pissing posture. Legs splayed, leant forward with hands on cistern. The member naturally points in the required direction with this method, although care should still be applied to avoid unwanted splashing. A useful technique when afflicted with morning wood or a stubborn post coital bladder distention.

 

[PriestTheyCalledHim]

Either you can do this easily, or you can't. I can easily do it and have been doing it for a long time.

As far as positions go, I can easily do it standing.

 

[swilow]

I don't find aiming to be a problem, just point your old fellow downwards and angle the back. I find it hard to physically let urine through my swollen roger. I find it almost painful especially if I've been hard for an extended time and really need to piss. I find after ejaculating that I am usually busting. I've resorted to running a tap lightly to improve my chances.

 

[augustaB]

Pee out the window
Take a selfie to remind yourself you could do this when you were young.

 

[Bearlove]

Pee out the window
Take a selfie to remind yourself you could do this when you were young.

And post it here for the lolz

 

[augustaB]

I once had a girlfriend who loved to sit on my doodah when I needed to pee. She really liked the feeling of being filled with hot piss. She even got me drinking gallons of tea before bedtime to make sure that I had a good supply for her. Messy but enjoyable. Those were the days hanh!

 

[pofacedhoe]

solved