uhhh, I put some MDMA capsules in a condom and put them up my bum to avoid sniffer dogs, how do I get them out? Seriously. Do I just squeeze like I'm taking a shit and hope no shit actually comes out?
Drink coffee until you blast it out. Unless you can finger grab it I don't see any other practical way. Pushing as hard as you can like you are shitting is probably a good place to start though. You may still shit as they are likely mixed together lol.