Ok, so a higher power or something set this projector thing outside my house on a dirt road. It projected Heaven into my house. I was alone. I'm not going into what I saw there, but it was fantastical.
I couldn't hear the projections, only see them. We invented a way for computers to get high and started consciousness expanding at a rate according to the equation e to the x power. Time travel was initiated using my Apple laptop. The year was 2006.
I was looking at a jar filled with water and suddenly this very excited to see me fish appeared. I said, "Who are you? Are you cousin Luke?" But it was Jim Emery / Aaron / Bale / Able. He's the one who made me want to quit going to church at age 11 by preaching about how "eunuchs" were undesirable to the Jews. He also writes South Park.
So anyway, I said I've got this really good cocaine powder, do you want to try it? The fish shrugged its shoulders, and I put in 15 to 25 mg into its water. Ok, so then it started writhing and overdosed. It was so mad at me. I didn't know it was going to kill it. I said, You'll be back, you hommes always are, the fish disappeared, and all the other beings in Heaven, which were naked for some reason, started battling each other. So, that's how the war in Heaven began. For the record, I love both Luke and Jim and never meant to hurt them.
I couldn't hear the projections, only see them. We invented a way for computers to get high and started consciousness expanding at a rate according to the equation e to the x power. Time travel was initiated using my Apple laptop. The year was 2006.
I was looking at a jar filled with water and suddenly this very excited to see me fish appeared. I said, "Who are you? Are you cousin Luke?" But it was Jim Emery / Aaron / Bale / Able. He's the one who made me want to quit going to church at age 11 by preaching about how "eunuchs" were undesirable to the Jews. He also writes South Park.
So anyway, I said I've got this really good cocaine powder, do you want to try it? The fish shrugged its shoulders, and I put in 15 to 25 mg into its water. Ok, so then it started writhing and overdosed. It was so mad at me. I didn't know it was going to kill it. I said, You'll be back, you hommes always are, the fish disappeared, and all the other beings in Heaven, which were naked for some reason, started battling each other. So, that's how the war in Heaven began. For the record, I love both Luke and Jim and never meant to hurt them.
