F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Went for my appointment with my key worker at the drug clinic t'other neet. Not been for over 6 months (they've been leaving me alone while I settle back into working life). Anyway, for some reason the key workers have been swapped around and I've now got some woman I hardly know at all. So we were going through the 'getting to know you a little better' bit (no, not like that you filthy minded bastards..), and the conversation went something like this...
Her: 'when did you last 'use'?' (heroin)
Me: 'Nearly two years ago now, the drought pretty much put an end to things'
Her: 'Oh, that's brilliant, well done you!' (patronising bitch)
Her: 'Any other drug use? Crack, amphetamines, cannabis?'
Me: 'Unfortunately not, no. Trying to get hold of some pot but having problems at the mo'
Her: 'But it's illegal!'
Me: 'Since when has that ever mattered? 8)'
Her: 'What about legal highs, have you had any of those?'
Me: 'You mean research chemicals? Yes, I've been experimenting with some of the legal benzodiazepines recently.'
Her: 'What, like Benzo Fury?'
Me: 'Er, no.. that's a benzofuran, not a benzodiazepine...'
Her: 'Oh'.
Me: .............................
She then proceeded to berate me for my alcohol use, to which I replied 'But it's legal!'
I then tried to convince her that I would much rather my kids smoked pot than drank alcohol, but I could see I was getting onto dodgy ground there so shut up and just agreed with everything she said (which at one point included the immortal words "I'm a mental health professional") in order to get out of there.
Everytime I go to that place I come out wanting a bag more than at any other time, just due to simple frustration...
Her: 'when did you last 'use'?' (heroin)
Me: 'Nearly two years ago now, the drought pretty much put an end to things'
Her: 'Oh, that's brilliant, well done you!' (patronising bitch)
Her: 'Any other drug use? Crack, amphetamines, cannabis?'
Me: 'Unfortunately not, no. Trying to get hold of some pot but having problems at the mo'
Her: 'But it's illegal!'
Me: 'Since when has that ever mattered? 8)'
Her: 'What about legal highs, have you had any of those?'
Me: 'You mean research chemicals? Yes, I've been experimenting with some of the legal benzodiazepines recently.'
Her: 'What, like Benzo Fury?'
Me: 'Er, no.. that's a benzofuran, not a benzodiazepine...'
Her: 'Oh'.
Me: .............................
She then proceeded to berate me for my alcohol use, to which I replied 'But it's legal!'
I then tried to convince her that I would much rather my kids smoked pot than drank alcohol, but I could see I was getting onto dodgy ground there so shut up and just agreed with everything she said (which at one point included the immortal words "I'm a mental health professional") in order to get out of there.
Everytime I go to that place I come out wanting a bag more than at any other time, just due to simple frustration...


