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How long till you can crap in someones house?

Mariposa said:
The ladies in this thread know that it would be absolutely gross to misconstrue a sanitary pad with something that could soak up even the wettest dump.
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So would the men who are operating with an IQ over 90. :P

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eternalDamnation said:
true story. my wifes nephew has always shit in his pants, but we all figured he would grow out of it(i thought he was mental) so yrs pass and when he is seventeen he comes down to visit. the next day after they leave we start smelling something foul.. and it dawns on me . we search the room he slept in and lo and behold under the bed,with a broom my wife pulls a soiled pair of xtra large fruit of the looms with a huge load in them . this was no accident he had to work at getting this montrosity out. . that fucker hasnt been inside my house since. he is married now and i joke with my wife how his wife must have gotten a hell-u-va surprise on their honeymoon.
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Oh... wait what? You ever talked about that with him? I mean how can you do that in someones else house. And WHY... Strange world.
 
Cevain said:
Oh... wait what? You ever talked about that with him? I mean how can you do that in someones else house. And WHY... Strange world.
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i wanted to scream to the world that "mikey shts the bed" but my wife said to just let it ride and not cause a scene. " he has a bowel ailment and cant help it she says" i call bullsht! he left a lincoln log under my bed and that took some effort. surely he could figure out that something was coming outta his azz? weird!! her family is fuked. the boy doesnt act abnormal. i mean you would never know just by looking at him that he does this. what ever ,he hasnt stepped foot back into my house and never will!
 
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