It's what the trashy (southern) folk call Evan Williams, a cheap bourbon whiskey. It used to be Memphis' drink (along with Busch) until he got soft and stopped liking god's beverage (not talking about bourbon specifically, just booze in general).
I'll admit now that I'm back on opes I haven't been drinking nearly as much as I should, they do that to me, but man I gotta have me my drink. It's not my favorite drug but it's definitely the one I rely on the most.
It's my medicine, it's my social lubricant, it's the one thing that gives me enough balls to attempt to get laid, it helps me win fights, it helps me forget that I hate myself, it's my warmth in the cold, it makes me gather my words to make coherent phrases when I speak, it makes everything and anything somewhat fun, it helps make sitting through the 4 hour driver retraining class possible, it's my anti-anxiety aid, it's my sleep aid, it gives me something to look forward to at the end of the work day, it's my everything-is-possible wonder drug (basically meaning I could go on for hours but you get the point). Back in the day I used beer as a dietary supplement for a few days at a time when I didn't have enough food in the house (I know this is unhealthy I just had to do this years ago when I was really tight on money and had no food). To quote Homer Simpson- It's the cause and solution for all of life's problems. I'm not a huge Simpsons fan but I think that quote is just dandy.
Maybe I give it a little too much credit but my God I love alcohol and probably couldn't survive normally without it. After a car accident in November 2010 I went 8 days without drinking to prove to myself I didn't need it, and I had no dangerous withdrawal symptoms but damn did I miss it and what a chore that was. If someone told me I had to stop doing all drugs for the rest of my life and I could only chose one to keep using it would definitely be alcohol. If my doctor told me I had to stop drinking, I'd have to take my chances.
TL;DR- I LOVE alcohol, it holds such a special place in my heart. Call me a drunk, call me a loser, I don't care that's just the way it is. I've been drinking since I was 12, regularly since I was 15, heavily since I was 17 or 18, and habitually since I was 20. I'll never stop. I'm not physically addicted to it but it's just so wonderful and I adore it.