The Landrover is bee boppin' high ma friends!!! Doing the cheeseburger mating dance to a delicious tune! :D
Never really mixed opiates and benzo's much, but after a fucking hassle and a half to go grab a few pills several towns over from the slowest dude we've ever encountered, my friend and I headed back to town. Had to stop and give his boy one. At this point that kid got a call from his friend for more pills (the oxycodone 30's) for a cheaper price than we just paid and this was just on the other side of town!
So we jumped at that chance and took off for that. This dude also had valium for cheap.
Blew 90mg of oxy and then took 5mg of valium (no benzo tolerance).
Then went out to buy one more 30 so I'd have it for tomorrow. I was pretty high, but was driving reasonably. However, I was dancing in my car and yelling stupid shit out like "Suck my dick!" and "Lick my balls!". Really profound messages. Anyhow a cop turned the corner and he may have seen me dancing and having fun, which is a definite no-no. You can't be having fun! No fun! Fun = being up to no good. The more miserable I look, the less interested the police seem to be in me.

8) "So long as the citizens are absolutely miserable then we're doing our job"
That bothered me so I took another 10mg of valium.
Now for da weeeed and hash oil, hellzzz yeahhh!!!
I feel like doing something crazy, like hi-jacking a boat and freeing the animals at the aquarium or mailing dick pics to Sarah Palin