Successfully concealing your plants for the months-long growing period takes balls, planning and often a lot of luck. I've grown in containers up trees, threaded through a trellis of passionfruit, in a crop of maize, on a pontoon in the middle of a dam, in the bush miles from anywhere, on the roof, in an old water tank... the list goes on. Given its colour and distinctive form it can be a bitch to hide. What do other folk do to keep their precious plants safe?