I dont remember how my parents found out i smoked, but now all my mom tells me is, don't drive when your stoned/drunk. Event though i do drive stoned ( a lot less than i used to) i need to hide it still. I find that obviously, eye drops work well because the first thing you always notice about a stoned person is their red eyes. ( always makes me thing of pineapple express when they sell the weed to the kids and the woman cop says i just saw 4 kids runnin outta here with their eyes as red as the devils dick! hahaha, anyway...) gum or mouthwash, and depending on if your parents know what it smells like or not, cologne or a change of clothes. My mom could sniff out bud from a mile away lol. its much easier now that i do't live at home anymore, but i did it for 3 years brother!
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How can you be baked but not noticably so?
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weekend addiction
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Ghosting does mean you smoke less. Because your lungs are exhausted and destroyed. Take a guess how much it cost to get new lungs.
i always ghost as well. shit maybe i wont do it as much then.
and to the kid who suggested oxycontin: pin point pupils are pretty hard to hide if you have blue eyes. random people can always tell when my eyes are glassed over with constricted pupils.
Edit: oh and ya i always use the green rohto as well. being around your parents high just takes practice.
and to the kid who suggested oxycontin: pin point pupils are pretty hard to hide if you have blue eyes. random people can always tell when my eyes are glassed over with constricted pupils.
Edit: oh and ya i always use the green rohto as well. being around your parents high just takes practice.
stuckinaloop
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what textbook?? maybe I missed it? it just says "I got this information from a college textbook" lol.
I have read in some grow book at barnes and noble that over 90% of the thc is absobed in the first 5 or 6 seconds...i have no idea what book either. So 27 sec could be right I guess...but the rate of absorption after the first few seconds is very low...so is it worth all the extra damage? It's going to take you an extra 20 seconds PER HIT to get that extra 10% lol. I wouldn't be surprised if 90% of your joint just burns away waiting that long between hits.
27 seconds is such an odd number how would they even arrive at that...not 30 seconds 27
But for the sake of harm reduction...it's not like we are talking about $1000 joints or something. so...hold your smoke in for 30 seconds and do tenfold more damage to your lungs? or probably get just as high smoking like a normal person holding for 3-5 seconds.
But I know you are only concerned with the $ Coolio...just saying this information for everyone else
Yeah to whoever suggested oxy...your a fucking dumb ass. Someone is here talking about their mom and dad catching them doing weed and your telling them to move onto a dangerous and highly addictive narcotic...fuckin retard
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weekend addiction
Bluelighter
Small doses of oxy of course!
about ghosting:
i read that it doesnt matter how long you hold the smoke in your lungs, but rather how slowly or quickly you exhale. exhaling slowly supposedly does a lot of damage to the little hairs in your airtube that transport debris out of your lungs. ever since reading that article i held the smoke in a little longer. but longer than 5 seconds only when its the last joint and its a little short. just to make sure i get stoned.
i will stop this practice...5 seconds tops from now on.
about hiding it from your parents:
it depends on your parents. some people are easily fooled, my girlfriend for example never notices when im stoned. my dad however always knew. i would wait three hours after smoking before coming home and he would still notice somehow. so depending on your parents, hiding it may just not be possible.
i read that it doesnt matter how long you hold the smoke in your lungs, but rather how slowly or quickly you exhale. exhaling slowly supposedly does a lot of damage to the little hairs in your airtube that transport debris out of your lungs. ever since reading that article i held the smoke in a little longer. but longer than 5 seconds only when its the last joint and its a little short. just to make sure i get stoned.
i will stop this practice...5 seconds tops from now on.
about hiding it from your parents:
it depends on your parents. some people are easily fooled, my girlfriend for example never notices when im stoned. my dad however always knew. i would wait three hours after smoking before coming home and he would still notice somehow. so depending on your parents, hiding it may just not be possible.
thespliff
Bluelighter
rohto v's get the job done
but i usually dont use eye drops anymore
and mvoe out rofl
hashish
but i usually dont use eye drops anymore
and mvoe out rofl
hashish
oxymoron310
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semigenius
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Alright heres the deal, I am 17 and live with my parents, I got pretty wicked parents that give me plenty of money, so i buy a fair bit of weed, theres only one problem. My parents are kind of religious and closed minded and think that smoking weed is the worst thing in the world i have ever done and there fed up with me and my habbits. They even stopped giving me moneyIm on my last leg with them, so i need your help. Is there any ways I can be stoned but not look it? any expierenced ppl got any tips tricks advice? maybe even to get rid of my buzz all together? By the way, stop smoking weed is not an option soo before someone suggests that, il save you the energy and time.
-Know your parents' work schedules. Know what time they're getting home each day of the week. Make sure that you know if they're skipping work one day. Take note if they start looking sick. They may take a day off of work and stay home. Plan to only smoke weed when they'll get home after you're sober.
-Use eyedrops. My eyes have always been red, even when I was a little kid. So I have no need to use eyedrops. But this will most likely give you away. If for whatever reason the eyedrops do not work, say that you've been rubbing your eyes and they won't stop itching.
-Change your shirt before smoking, and then put your old shirt on after you're done smoking. If your parents come home and see you're wearing a new shirt, they may get suspicious.
-Wash any smokey clothes yourself. Don't let your mom pick it up to wash it and then smell the smoke. If they find out you're doing this, say that you spilled soda on it and you didn't want to ruin your favorite shirt.
-Use a strong body spray. For guys, this is easy to get away with. My mom thinks that I use so much body spray because I want to smell good for girls. Just spray a bunch on to mask the smell.
-Plan out your session before you smoke. Don't try and figure out where you're going to stay or what you're going to tell your parents while you're high. You should do this before smoking, when you have a clear head.
-Only smoke with people who know what they're doing. Don't smoke with someone who will yell out 'pass the blunt' while you're talking to your parents. Some people will do this thinking it's funny. Stay away from these people.
-If you're at home, stay in your room.
-If you do get caught high, say you're feeling sick. Say you're feeling lightheaded and dizzy. Say you have a headache, and that you just need to sit down. DON'T do this if they freak out easily and decide to take you to the doctor for a headache.
drewmandan
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Overkill much? If you have to go through this much trouble, then your parents have already won.
Try to keep your dignity at least.
Stoned Immaculate
Bluelighter
This is the answer to your question!
MasterVampire
Bluelighter
What works for me:
-eyedrops
-deoderant + swaping jumpers to a clean one
-Brushing teeth after
-eyedrops
-deoderant + swaping jumpers to a clean one
-Brushing teeth after
crazyhairman
Bluelighter
idk after a wile of beeing stonded around my parents they just dont notice it , im always high so i dont act differnt
semigenius
Bluelighter
I'm not saying that he needs to do all of these. I'm just giving him as many options as I can. I don't even use all of these. But he asked how he could hide it from his very strict parents, so I started brainstorming.
In reality, all you really need are eyedrops, bodyspray and some common sense. But it doesn't hurt to give as many ideas as possible.
darkz
Bluelighter
When I had to worry about my parents I usually either made sure I didnt have to go home right after smoking or I would act pretty normal. Just try to realize how you are when you are sober...it makes acting normal alot easier. The only thing I ever worried about was smelling like dank since my eyes never got red. Febreez works wonders on that part.
Someone also said something about if they find your stash, hide it somewhere else, if they ground you, walk out when they arent looking. this mentality worked all 5 years of my drug use since I was 13. this, of course, doesnt work on all parents though
Someone also said something about if they find your stash, hide it somewhere else, if they ground you, walk out when they arent looking. this mentality worked all 5 years of my drug use since I was 13. this, of course, doesnt work on all parents though
stuckinaloop
Bluelighter
holy fuck that sounds worse than being in jail. how hard is it to leave you house, go take a blunt ride o just smoke walkin down the street, then just confine your self in your room? unless you got some crazy parents that interrogate you everyt im you walk in the fuckin door I think this is INSANELY overkill.
Chainer
Bluelighter
lol.... Don't smoke if your rents don't want you high, it's their house. Or just don't be blazed out at your rents house.
But seriously, when you are high, you assume everyone thinks or cares you are high.
Nobody does. You're just paranoid. Take a shower or wear sunglasses if you are seriously worried about it.
But seriously, when you are high, you assume everyone thinks or cares you are high.
Nobody does. You're just paranoid. Take a shower or wear sunglasses if you are seriously worried about it.
80mg
Bluelighter
I think they will when he's sleeping all day, and stuff starts getting sold too support his new much more expensive and addictive habbit....horrible advice. Listen dude...I think you got the physcial advice of what to do about smell and apperance, but as for how too behave around them high, it's quite easy.
Don't eat tons of food, don't giggle like a girl, and don't be worried! Forget you even high, just be cool calm and collected. Best of luck! %)
PriestTheyCalledHim
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Heh what happens if his eyes dilate from the acid or if he totally trips out when he sees things melting and swirling around if the LSD is a high dose and any good and if it's really LSD?
OP just smoke a small hit of dank like less than you'd put into one of those metal cig one hitters, or develop a tolerance to it by smoking more often.
You can always try smoking mids or even schwag if you can find any of it as excellent herb is everywhere and I haven't seen mids or schwag in over a decade. Mids or schwag won't get you nearly as high as a hit of dank will and you'll have to smoke more of those in order to get nicely baked unlike if you were smoking excellent herb.
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