You already know that your boy comes through with 1300+ ranking with the 66% win ratio; it's only a matter of time before hoes on Yahoo Pool started flirting with your man because he stunts hard with the pool stick.
I have them coming left and right inviting me to games. They aren't even looking for any competition because they already see how I do. They just want to stand there while your boy shines.
I tried to tell a hater who was playing me to just give it up and stop trying to copy my style, but his stomach was on growl because of the stunts I was catching after his break. I don't play - every single shot has English on the ball. Slow your roll, players - you are not going to predict where the cue ball is going after it bounces off that wall. Only I know that.
But back to the hoes. Sometimes your boy shines so bright that no amount of hate can cast a shadow over hoes's faces. I have them looking Chinese. They need to bring some sun block when they sign into Yahoo Pool because my stunts are like the midnight sun.
I'm Bill Clinton with mines. I don't know what you are doing over there, but this is how its going on over here.
