HO HO HO!

i know it's cliche...
but can i get $$$?
We really need it for the wedding.:-/
we'll get hitched no matter what... but our ONE DAY IN A LIFE TIME is going to rely on us and only us apoarently. PAY OFF MY DEBT! no more CD's... or boo's... or nights on the town... i swear...
Straaange
(dont close the thread! you wanna be on the naughty list?)
 
Santa, I have a tall order...
I would like the biggest, baddest cruise ship on the planet. It needs to be staffed with groovy yet competent people.
I will then ask that you send all the Bluelighters and Greenlighters one plane ticket each to get to the ship.
Lastly, if you could please make sure to fill all their stockings with some of the *goodies* that they prefer.
Thank you very much!
/me goes off to dreamland...
 
-New couches (cuzz my old ones smell like ass)
-New tires for my damn car damnit *i mean please Santa*
-Money to burn
-a cool christmas tree w/ cool stuff on it...yah and that.
Thankies Mr.Santa
 
deer santa-
i have been a vewy, vewy, vewy good girl this year. I have never been so good in my hole intire life! i hope that got on the nise list, i was very nise to my mommy n daddy n kitty kat. I bearlee did enee drugs at all. I hope that you will bring me lotsa money so I don't havta geta job when i grow up and a new wardrobe. i don't have enee fun clothes. i hope i don't get enee coal. i wuv you santa. wuv-little grapie
 
Santas office isn't replying to my faxes.
I want a signed copy of my "Christmas Gift Confirmation Form".
Fucking North Pole folk...
 
i don't need any more material possesions santa. id like to donate all the stuff i own to others who may need it more than i. id like to change someone's life for the better by the way i live mine. id like to do my part in tearing down The Man and his evil world corporation. and most of all, with all my heart, i'd like to give skydancer a lapdance!!! giving is recieving ;)
 
Great lists so far kids!
Finder,that elf is rather new,mine are somewhat old,over 500 years old in fact!
Gentlmanloser,we got your faxes,but i must say,im going to have a hard time digging up everything you asked for.dead hookers aren exactly something we approve of,and as for your private list we had one question:what is a jsg manroot? we looked it up but couldnt find anything.
april and cee cee,I will make sure you girls have a nice christmas ;)
everyone else,again great lists!,keep them coming!
[ 19 November 2002: Message edited by: Santa Claus ]
 
I HATE YOU SANTA! GRRRRRRR!
Any guy who can't get a few lousy dead sluts in his trunk is obviously not the +real+ Santa.
 
I want my dad to stop talkin' and start doin' something for once, in this case about moving to Michigan. Not because I'd prefer Michigan to California normally, but because Ann Arbor is a lot closer to Kitchener which will make my life a lot easier if I could drive there every weekend and maybe talk to an immigration laywer in person and stuff.
 
*gasps*
Santa knows my *real* name!! and gave and ceecee and me personal shout outs, he must be the real santa!! yAy! i feel sooo vewy special now... :)
/flits through thread, sprinking fake snow on all the nice blers
[ 20 November 2002: Message edited by: grapeape ]
 
Originally posted by Oopsz:
/me sprinkles all bluelighters with a few feet of real snow...
I got plenty of snow for everyone.. Santa lives in my country, after all... ;)
Canada is not the North Pole. Friggin' Canadian propaganda!
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