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Hikers on mushrooms get rescued

*hits blunt*

So if you cut open your skull and attach a hose from your nostril to your brain's olfactory zone... are you smelling your own thoughts?

In effect, you would be consuming your own consciousness?

... ouroboros
 
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AlsoTapered said:
I don't know much about fly agaric. I know you should boil them so that the ibotenic acid is decarboxylated to muscibol. Muscimol is a powerful GABA ligand and I know thiomuscimol is reputed to be much more potent (but no safety data)l.
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chop to pieces and dry the fuck out of them, preferably over several months, boiling does not do shit.
 
I have to admit that I admire their pioneering spirit. I myself have just such a trek in mind with a view to getting into the Guinness Book of Records.

I want to be the first person to find the South Pole by accident

OR did Shackleton do that one?

I know his LAST message was 'we are somewhere north of Antarctica'.

Oh, so he narrowed it down to just over 20 million km²... or, put another way, an area larger then the entirety of North America.

But all was not lost. He informed potential rescuers that he had a flare gun, a whistle and 2400 boxes of Kendal Mint Cake (tasty).

FYI Kendal Mint Cake is just sugar with a mint flavour. It was designed specifically to have the most calories in the smallest space and could be eaten raw. So imagine living on that for 8 months! I just hope that insulin was recognized as the MOST essential supply.
 
AlsoTapered said:
But all was not lost. He informed potential rescuers that he had a flare gun, a whistle and 2400 boxes of Kendal Mint Cake (tasty).
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Did he not have access to seal meat? If you had to pick one thing that would recommend itself as a supplement to seal meat, wouldn't that be carbohydrates? Come on, Lad, you're way better at sciencing than I!
 
fastandbulbous said:
2400 boxes of Kendal Mint Cake - was he sectioned shortly afterwards? 🤣
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Quite the reverse - as per 'The Quantum Theory of Insanity' he was eminently sane - but sadly the extrapyramidal side-effects resulted in him pacing the deck for 8 weeks playing a hornpipe & then burning the ship down with the flare gun, such was his inaccuracy.
 
I cant believe the price shrooms are advertised for on the darknet - what grasping bastards.
 
Ismene2 said:
I cant believe the price shrooms are advertised for on the darknet - what grasping bastards.
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I would never pay for magic mushies.

They're fuckin free innit?

The best thing about mushrooms is the whole experience of foraging, drying and consuming.

I don't trust any other cunt to pick my mushrooms for me...
 
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F.U.B.A.R. said:
I would never pay for magic mushies.

They're fuckin free innit?

The best thing about mushrooms is the whole experience of foraging, drying and consuming.

I don't trust any other cunt to pick my mushrooms for me...
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There's a spot I go climbing and its covered in them and no one knows. I watch them grow year after year and I never pick them. Not gonna start now for you as you don't want anyone else picking your mushrooms. You lose!!!!!!! :P
 
MsDiz said:
There's a spot I go climbing and its covered in them and no one knows. I watch them grow year after year and I never pick them. Not gonna start now for you as you don't want anyone else picking your mushrooms. You lose!!!!!!! :p
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That's absolutely fine Diz.

Just send me the GPS coordinates and I'll sort myself out ta... 😀


(Only joking, my psychedelic days are over unfortunately)
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
The best thing about mushrooms is the whole experience of foraging, drying and consuming.

I don't trust any other cunt to pick my mushrooms for me...
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I used to love picking them but it's not feasible for me anymore. I've tried to get my kids to do it but, apparently, there's never enough for me once they have had their greedy mitts on 'em. Bastards!

There is something about the process of picking your own and brewing them quite fresh outta the ground though that for me is unsurpassable. Like those shrooms were destined for you and you only kinda thing, and you'd already somehow connected with them in the field, or some such shit anyway.
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
That's absolutely fine Diz.

Just send me the GPS coordinates and I'll sort myself out ta... 😀


(Only joking, my psychedelic days are over unfortunately)
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As long as you can speak as Gaelige to the locals you'd be welcome to pick as many as you wish! :p I'll tell you what to say.....
 
ageingpartyfiend said:
I used to love picking them but it's not feasible for me anymore. I've tried to get my kids to do it but, apparently, there's never enough for me once they have had their greedy mitts on 'em. Bastards!

There is something about the process of picking your own and brewing them quite fresh outta the ground though that for me is unsurpassable. Like those shrooms were destined for you and you only kinda thing, and you'd already somehow connected with them in the field, or some such shit anyway.
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You definitely get my drift man!!


I was such a fuckin hippie when I was younger that I had a 'Mushroom mantra'.

When I went foraging, I would constantly repeat "magic mushrooms hear my plea, show yourself and come to me".

Never fuckin failed...


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