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Hey! What do you look like? Show us! v.IX - Where's Wally?

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Smiley Halos are Goodly Halos, Ms Dot <3

The Amazonian rainforest is often described as the lungs of the world... which is at least as inaccurate as the Windsor Park statement. I'm sure both are just peachy for an evening stroll though.
 
Indeed, very different kinds of strolls though.... Windsor basic uniform for strolling is Burberry and boots On a Sunday you can see khaki herds strolling up the long walk.
For the Amazonion stroll we would be walking along picking real coco leaves getting nicely charlied.. then, as we get to our village, the shaman announces he has concucted a magic brew for us all to tuck into
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'SHambles' pics!!! down!
 
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"SHambles(') pics!!! lost!" is nearer the mark, Yella. Am fairly sure they'd be on one of those CDs over in that thar placcy bag... or the one next to it... I'd be more enthusiastic about looking but given they'd be reposts at best I can frankly barely be arsed. Am planning on a stimsesh sometime soonish though so that'd be the day/s if ever I can be arsed.
 
ok..but can you delete those crappy pics of me please...the exposure in the ones that you put up made me look all red and puffy ( which I do in real life) but I want to just leave the first healthy looking one up.

tell me what u look like then.. and how old are you?
 
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Am 36 and look okay(ish) for my age and... experience. Significantly less sexgoddish of late though - could turn a blind eye to the steadily expanding waistline right up until me face started getting choochy. Now lookin' a tad meaty and haunted unfortunately. But with utter gorgeousity but a bare cunthair beneath the horror, naturally :)
 
I do indeed have a bit of a haunted look. It's probably amongst the eyesacs. Not bags: sacs I tells ya 8o

The term "but a bare cunthair" is equivalent to "but a gnat's chuff" or similar - meaning "a small amount", or in this case summat like: "just beneath the surface lies... the horror of the once-gorgeous now lost within the horror and meaty bits extant". Or therabouts.

Could've done with a bit of connection punctuationing admittedly: connecting - of the punctuated format - makes for easier reading and comprehension.

*drammatically slaps wrists grammatically*
 
still dont geddit silly billy ( it might be me...i had a lot of pills etc). TAKE THOSE PHOTOS DOWN PLEASE

Its mean! Youre being deliberately mean to me and i will need to make a complaint... Hey I know how you can prove to me youre not someone else
.. ring me up! Yeah????

Ok You did it thanks :)
 
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Nah. It's most certainly me being dense. Or opaque. Or some similarly soothing synonym for "semi-incomprehensible bollocks that apparently made sense to himself at some stage".

Meant I'm looking a bit rough and round these days and am thus struggling somewhat with me own reflection cos wot I see reflected is still gaunt 'n' gorgeous. Ish.
 
I'm grappling with the getting older thing too Shambles.. but Ive got quite a few years on you.. Bloody 36 you can still change the world mate...or even settle down and have a family if you want.
 
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I think I saw you down the beach the other day...

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Ahahaha! That's actually a stone cold ringer. =D
 
Oh SHambles deary,,we dont wont a whole row of 'mes' do we....do us a favour darlin and get rid of the bottom 2..


WIndsor Great Park is described as the lungs of London. Weve go oak forests. miles and miles of conifer forests and deer milling about. Its not a theme park for that youd need to go to lego land dear with is hidden by another forest.


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Also you not a million miles away from A3/M25 junction.Oooh er 8o.
 
Dan: No matter how many pics of you I see you never look owt like I imagine you to be. You do look like a truly hilarious comedy cartoon character though. Might be the glasses.

Im from an old school disney cartoon
 
I think I saw you down the beach the other day...

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Ahahaha! That's actually a stone cold ringer. =D

You are a cunt but I can see it lol haha 'I'm a ladeeee' I had one of those parasols last summer as it goes. I bought it for a tenner and sold it for £80.

Its not just the hair... shes copied my lippy too!

Thankyou Kate..I've had that wall hanging since P was a baby.. 16 years (!!) Its antique I think.. I got it from a carboot sale for silly pence.

:D Scrooloose.

Why Mr Nice Dan? lol drug addled and baggy eyed you mean?

 
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