news just in from Herald Sun:
Ravers forced to suffer extreme colds in climates not suitable for rats.
A recent melbourne party, Advent* jah, held in a castle close to Ballarat was secretly put on by the Federal Government in order to train young people for secret missions in Afghanistan in preperation for the cold, harsh winters soldiers are expected to face in the mountains.
Ravers are given glow sticks which will be replaced with dynamite sticks once in combat. The repetitive "beat" is nothing more than a auditory pendulum, slowly hypnotising them into a state the government deems necisary for the extremely dangerous task ahead of them within the southern afghan hills.
Other such training fields have included "Earthcore", nothing more than an exercise to get the body ready for dirty conditions and driving in the mud.
Drugs taken by these party goers include ecstasy, speed, ketamine, and GHB, which all have miniture electronic tracking devices which attach themselves to DNA molecules. Once registered, the participants dont even need to be persuaded to attend these traning sessions, with most clocking 24+ hours with each event. Hitler's methed-up SS officers could only look on with awe at the ability of these people to "charge" all night. This is a type of training never before seen in the eyes of the military, but they are the first to back it.
Once ready, these "ravers" (Readily Available Vague Entry Rogue Soldiers) will fly on what they believe will be a "party plane", secretely put on by the Government in conjunction with Ministry of Sound.
Until now this project has gone on unnoticed but with the help of amazing investagive journalists throughout the country, this secret plot to exploit the wasted youth of today, and quite frankly, we support it!
call 1800-afghan-raver today to lodge your support.
Ravers forced to suffer extreme colds in climates not suitable for rats.
A recent melbourne party, Advent* jah, held in a castle close to Ballarat was secretly put on by the Federal Government in order to train young people for secret missions in Afghanistan in preperation for the cold, harsh winters soldiers are expected to face in the mountains.
Ravers are given glow sticks which will be replaced with dynamite sticks once in combat. The repetitive "beat" is nothing more than a auditory pendulum, slowly hypnotising them into a state the government deems necisary for the extremely dangerous task ahead of them within the southern afghan hills.
Other such training fields have included "Earthcore", nothing more than an exercise to get the body ready for dirty conditions and driving in the mud.
Drugs taken by these party goers include ecstasy, speed, ketamine, and GHB, which all have miniture electronic tracking devices which attach themselves to DNA molecules. Once registered, the participants dont even need to be persuaded to attend these traning sessions, with most clocking 24+ hours with each event. Hitler's methed-up SS officers could only look on with awe at the ability of these people to "charge" all night. This is a type of training never before seen in the eyes of the military, but they are the first to back it.
Once ready, these "ravers" (Readily Available Vague Entry Rogue Soldiers) will fly on what they believe will be a "party plane", secretely put on by the Government in conjunction with Ministry of Sound.
Until now this project has gone on unnoticed but with the help of amazing investagive journalists throughout the country, this secret plot to exploit the wasted youth of today, and quite frankly, we support it!
call 1800-afghan-raver today to lodge your support.
we is gonna rock it with osama!
