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Hello my beautiful buddies. I love you all more than I love my own sawzalls :) <3 <3

keyex

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Hello my beautiful buddies. I love you all more than I love my own sawzalls :) <3 <3

Hello, fellow brethren of the Blue Light and sports fans around the world! I am Blake F Stossel, I am a 23 year old Internet entrepreneur. I enjoy golf, whiskey, frisky women, and long walks on the beach. I am currently looking for a single woman between ages of 19 and 25, must enjoy horror movies and letting her ass get pounded.
Anyway, enough of me, how about you? This is all about the DEEEEXXXXXXXXXX BRROOOOO. I wont write a trip report, but I will tell you about my first experience. See, I’m deathly allergic to feline allergens. AKA Cats (not tigers, specifically). See, my friend Robert Stossel owns a feline. And it has allergens. I am allergic to his feline. I placed my hand upon his feline, and immediately realized how deathly allergic I am to pussy. Cats. He absolutely loves to abuse Dextromethormofofone. He gave me two tabs of dex. I swallowed them like I swallow cum. Shortly afterward I found myself staring at the ceiling for about an hour. It was fabulous.
So, to make this short, I want to join the dextro university to learn more about this amazing experience of psychadelia. I love the band Rush. Neil Peart fucking rocks.
 
My friend tells me you're a very active memeber of blue light and I should be proud ypou commented on my thread. Thanks bud <3 I'm drunker than moses
 
dude, Rush is the best band that ever came outta canada...
And if you like us more than your powertools, i like you already.... Come see us in the lounge when you can.
 
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