Hello! First time post!

[Shines]

Hello, my name is Sam, this is my first time posting. Please forgive me if this is in the wrong place (everything is so organized, good job admins). Um, so I need help and advice. I was released from prison close to 3 months ago, and everything has been going really well...
But I messed up and relapsed. I need to test for parole in a few days and I am wondering if I can get some advice about drinks or supplements I can use to clean up. I know the first thing is just to stop use and give my body time, but I'm looking for suggestions about things I can do in addition to time so I can be really confident about my test. Thanks in advance!

 

[PtahTek]

Hey, Sam!
Yeah this will prolly get moved to new member intros but for the part about navigating drug screens... well, we kinda frown on giving out info in this regard but some may offer some advice that may not be too incriminating. lol
Glad to have ya and do hope ya stay around and share some or all of your experiences with us and help create an unstoppable force (Bluelight.org). It one hell of a place to visit, frequent or just move the fuck in.
Love always and hope the best for you and yours always,
J

I was released from prison close to 3 months ago

Hahaha cool.
I was released around 29 yrs ago. So at least we have something in common from the get go.

 

[Shines]

Oh shoot, is it an issue with the way I word it? Or this type of thing is just generally frowned upon?
Thanks for responding to me, I'm so lost!

 

[PtahTek]

Dont go into this right off with stressing the rules but please check out the BLUA just to cover some basic bases.
Chill, dude... ya cool.
There are valid options to be considered and some may offer them here but I stay "dirty" in one fasion or another so I could only opine with some real shiyyt advice that would likely get us both perma-banned.
Give it a second or fiddy and let this get worked out... someone will throw in something eventually if not I will stay with ya and give ya cuddles until ya feeling a bit less anxious and find ya way around this place of holy-ground.

 

[PtahTek]

Im gonna report ya. lol
Nothing to worry about just to get this into NMI. We can follow up afterwords, no?
One

 

[Shines]

Dont go into this right off with stressing the rules but please check out the BLUA just to cover some basic bases.
Chill, dude... ya cool.
There are valid options to be considered and some may offer them here but I stay "dirty" in one fasion or another so I could only opine with some real shiyyt advice that would likely get us both perma-banned.
Give it a second or fiddy and let this get worked out... someone will throw in something eventually if not I will stay with ya and give ya cuddles until ya feeling a bit less anxious and find ya way around this place of holy-ground.

Whew! I already feel comforted. Thank you.

 

[Shines]

Im gonna report ya. lol
Nothing to worry about just to get this into NMI. We can follow up afterwords, no?
One

Follow up... After you report me? Well...
I have to Google NMI, I'm running into all kinds of new acronyms on this site.

 

[PtahTek]

You are most welcome and glad I could help relieve a little stress the only issue is if ya take a burden from another ya gotta carry that burden yaself but I dont give a shit gotta strong mind and can carry whatever is necessary.

NMI = New Member Introductions

 

[Shines]

Oh, well, whoa there! I don't think this inquiry could fairly be called putting a burden on you. I'm sure your mind is quite able and strong, yes indeed, but I dislike calling this "burden placing". No no no.
At any rate, I don't know how to move this discussion to where it's supposed to be, so I guess I just have to wait till I get in trouble.

 

[Shines]

I see where I went wrong in the BLUA. Section c. Frowny face.

 

[PtahTek]

but I dislike calling this "burden placing"

man, be chill and forget about that, will ya? It is not a burden bro. It is a pleasure. for reals.
Wasnt meant to be a downer was acrually tryin to be upbeat. Oh, well....
You aint a burden: You my brother. get it?
So where were we?
Oh, yeah, lookin for ways to to manipulate a screening.... Just do your best research on google or whateva and we can keep this from being an issue here, no?
Don't go away, though. Too much I got to diacuss with ya and it is mostly about cats. lol
Ya happen to have any about?

 

[Shines]

Okay, yeah we can just set aside my original question and just let that one sort itself out in favor of... Cats? Do you mean the type of cat on four legs which says,"meow", or do you mean the kind of cat that is typically kept shaved and is at it's happiest when it's kept slightly moistened?

 

[PtahTek]

Shaved it the better option.
talk what ya wanna talk about wherever ya wanna. Y welcome to BL and ya here to stay... not much of a choice for most here; inlcudung me.

So whats ya favorite drug?
What do you use most of?

Be nice if someone else jumped in for a min been runnin since 6am ffs. lol
Im with ya, though.
Speak ya mind.

 

[Ds]

Hello @Shines & welcome to Bluelight.

Well done on making it out on 'this side of the fence'.

So what is your P.O. like? I know not always, but I've heard about some finding an individual help for their substance abuse issue rather then immediately sending them back to prison. Unless there is something in the agreement where she has no other choice.

So about your question, we can't really help you with the 'urine testing' question but what I could suggest is check out my how to search guide. Skip down to the bottom and check out 'option 2', and there just plug in your question followed by the proper format I had listed.
Hopefully you will come up with some answers.

Now while you are around Bluelight I would like to encourage you to check out The Dark Side & Health & Recovery . You will discover that you are not alone, and just know that those places are open 24/7 and regardless what you are going through sometimes it is good to talk about what has you feeling some type of way both positively and negatively.

 

[dragonix]

Take multiple shots of raw unfiltered apple cider vinegar and drink at least a gallon of Spring water per day could make yourself sweat more while you are at it but that should flush the toxins out pretty quick

 

[simstim]

Hello and welcome!! I've never had any luck with detox drinks and beating drug tests really.

I heard drinking chlorox works from a dude who swore he beat a drug test that way in prison. I've never been that desperate.

 

[PtahTek]

I heard drinking chlorox works

Yeah I saw mfs doin that way back when i was in stir. Fuck that. Solitary confinement is perfect for me dont have to deal with a mf soul cept the screws.
I used to love getting thrown "in the hole". All by myself with all the time in the world to get buff. lol

 

[simstim]

Yeah I saw mfs doin that way back when i was in stir. Fuck that. Solitary confinement is perfect for me dont have to deal with a mf soul cept the screws.
I used to love getting thrown "in the hole". All by myself with all the time in the world to get buff. lol

I've been to hole twice for fighting. Got about ten days each time.

 

[simstim]

I'm not kidding

 

[polarthedog]

Welcome, if you need someone to talk to, I check Bluelight once a day at the least, sometimes when I’m feeling talkative, I’m on here for about four hours of the day. If you message me, I’ll likely message back quickly, especially if it’s a question related to harm reduction, don’t be afraid to waste my time, I have no job, and too much free time on my hands.

Hello, my name is Sam, this is my first time posting. Please forgive me if this is in the wrong place (everything is so organized, good job admins). Um, so I need help and advice. I was released from prison close to 3 months ago, and everything has been going really well...
But I messed up and relapsed. I need to test for parole in a few days and I am wondering if I can get some advice about drinks or supplements I can use to clean up. I know the first thing is just to stop use and give my body time, but I'm looking for suggestions about things I can do in addition to time so I can be really confident about my test. Thanks in advance!