lets see here, have you ever rolled so hard that you couldnt pee?
Yes, very early days, round at a friends and tripping bigtime on LSD. Had to be v. v. quiet ,as his folks were in... or was it lodgers? Whatever, felt a vague need to pee, so sneaked out to the bog in dead silence. Couldn't find the light (as you do), so decided that to avoid potential disaster, I'd kneel down in front of it and make sure I was on target... unzipped and then... am I pissing or not? After what seemed like three hours I decided that whatever was supposed to happen must have by now, and I'd better sneak back to join my friends. All I seem to remember at this point is peering into the dimly lit bog, filled with swirling circles of bright blue and floureescent yellow tunnels and patterns. Anyway, I 'adjusted my dress', as it were, then felt an ominous, sinister warmth spreading over my crotch, down my thighs and generally encompassing my entire lower half... oh *%&£"*&(%, what have I DONE?
Still no light switch... no flush either? Aah well, only one thing for it, bite the bullet and face the music.... crept back to the room in utter misery and disgrace.... and nothing was wrong at all! Thinking back on it some 40 years later, I wonder if I ever pissed at all? Still without doubt the longest, scariest, most unsatisfying slash I ever had.
Q: Ever had a two and a half hour blackout while driving, and been accused of getting pissed when you fell out of the car laughing at the other end?