In North Texas, we can't find...
-LSD
-Mescaline
-Opium
Weed get's a lil dry occasionally, but isn't ever that hard to find.
We got the market cornered on GOOD coke and ecstacy. You can always find lots of coke in the D/FW area, and a surprising amount of it is actually pretty good.
There's a bunch a guys that consistently have fish scale quality blow! Not that nasty shit that takes 3 or 4 lines to get ya goin, but in a pinch there's plenty of that around too!
And I can't believe there are places where X and Ketamine are hard to find. Pills are all over the place. I guess I'm spoiled here in Texas. Same thing with Meth, I can't hardly turn around without somebody shovin some Ice in my face, and I hate that shit! Shrooms aren't hard to find at all, either.
People keep getting acid and telling me it's real, so I buy some, and it's bunk as fuck. the thing is, these people I'm friends with keep telling me it's real, and that they are tripping off of it. It's coming from various different people, and I SEE them supposedly tripping, but it never does anything to me. Oh well, I've given up on finding good acid around here, it aint gonna happen.