Happy New Year - 2014

[ColtDan]

how do things unpredictably become huge hits on youtube, like those girls fooling around to The Pixies Hey in their bedroom, i mean it was good, but it wasnt that great I bet they never in their wildest dreams imagined it would be so popular.

I can only hope Boddas' videos dont become ever become so popular lol. (No offence intended if you're lurking Bods)

Hey clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_CSo1gOd48

33,865,432 views

Dunno but theres lots of money to be made on vids that become huge hits

256 subscribers 1,197,229 total views on my youtube, half of it aint my material though. signed up to the monitize thing a few months ago make some fuckin monaaaaaaaay

 

[Marmalade]

was fuk all on my epic ting mate i tell ye we chatting fukin dat geezer from Korea styleee

Yeah, in the very least 'influential' and probably waaaay ahead of it's time. Lob on a 'perental discretion advised' logo and a 'warning kids, please do not try this at home, the person in this video is a fully trained, highly skilled professionally performer'

bamb, instant smash

 

[brimz]

I give u cut for promo n stuff yeah ?

Tis moot though

Must remember to keep a video next time i am in the same scenario ok ?

 

[Marmalade]

For that you'll need staff. Yeah, I'll promo for you, get you in with Jackass crew.

Eh, fuck it, don't even need a camera man really, just rig up a few cams around the joint and it'll unquestionably succeed in spawning a few classics every few days or so. Once youve forgotten the cameras are there anyway ... a legend shall be created.

Keep a few of those sophisticated pound land 'pleasure accessories' in and around the joint, then potential is expanded to a whole new market ... subscriptions. Knock would be biting yer hand off and form an orderly queue to handover wonga.

 

[brimz]

kin ell you thought all that up allready n u must remember i don't do anything with drunks so jack ass can jack off .

I don't need drink 4 my unique style poise n grace

 

[Marmalade]

I didnt know they were drunkcharlatons brimz ... oh dear, then that wont work

Could make it appeal straight edge then, and appeal those types, but theyred be abut 40 seconds left and the rest on the cutting room flaw

So that leaves you with Poundlands finest new wondergadget to master and it'll have tae be subscriptions only

 

[brimz]

this time next year we'll be millionaires