Dammit, she's an admin now. Pinched Alasdair's position. Clearly going up in the world...
I would wish happy birthday but, y'know, im just a regular bluelighter...
All the best anyway
Did you have a nice day? Anything swish or super - snoo to report?
FUBAR, thank you, I expected something a bit more saucy cuming from you!
I can't wait... Water into karpackie, fair play. I'm planning for Christmas for once rather than the usual wait till Christmas eve job. But gotta get the Halloween thru first. Some good musical souls to cross over this year.Yo JC, Happy Birthday y'owd fucker!
Actually, how old are you now? We've kinda lost track over the last couple of millennia, and we can't trust anything that's written in your biography can we? In fact, we're not even sure if today really IS your birthday. Still, seeing as you're nearly as popular as the Queen, I guess there's no reason why you shouldn't have an 'official' birthday as well as your real one - just don't expect double presents ya greedy cunt!
Anyway, when are you dropping by again? It's been a long time - Hell, even the Stone Roses managed a second coming after only five years, and you know what a bunch of wasters they are.
There are a lot of folk down here looking forward to seeing you again, but they're not genuine - they only see you as a free ride to somewhere better.
If you do decide to visit, don't worry about being crucified again, it's no longer fashionable. However, if you hear someone shouting "Allahu Akbar", then run like fuck 'cos they don't mean YOUR old man - and even you'd find resurrection a bit difficult with your head, cock and balls spread over a 200 yard radius.
Talking of yer Dad, how is the old cherub chaser? I see he's still being a bit of a cunt by raining war, famine and pestilence down on a significant proportion of the world population. I guess old habits die hard eh?
All the best and so long feller. Here's a couple of choons dedicated to yoose...
https://youtu.be/TbU7oVz0Uq0
https://youtu.be/pHCdS7O248g
PS. Are you any good at turning water into Karpackie?
Warning jesus about the allah akhbar types.....
Ironic you ask him to turn water into karpackie.
Karpackie, definition of: something a christian or messiah making a second appearance anywhere around the middle east, is likely to find driven at high speed into his home, moments before several steel oil drums packed with ball bearings, nails and acetone peroxide leave the surrounding few hundred meters a smoking crater covered in bricks studded with metal shrapnel.
with a huge interest in cosmology and fundamental physics, I have less reasons than ever to believe but,
Stee said:I still have faith that something inexplicably profound and beautiful is out there.
C'mon thinkabout it. They're trying to dupe you into believing there's no God, so they can tempt you with evil and all that shit... you think they're gonna give the game away, by making themselves discoverable in the study of quantum physics or something. You think that you can skip out all the philosophy and lessons of life and find the truth of God by discovering a glitch in the cosmos which gives him away? It's never gonna happen. If you want to find the answers to life, you really have to think in philosophical terms and forget science altogether. If you look to science you'll only find disappointing answers, as you have already.
And that's what's so important. Just a drop of faith is whats needed to stay away from bad things, bad people and bad influences. It gives you a bit of hope and reason. Without any faith however, you leave yourself wide open to all sorts of harmful vices. Look at FUBAR for instance. Making crappy threads hating on Jesus, idolising heavy metal singers, filling out questionnaires to score cash for cheap vodka... the list goes on and on. May God help you keep that faith, for the sake of your very soul.
[sorry to get preachy, just wanted to throw in my 2 cents... who knows i might have saved someones soul
....and if i did save your soul can i have my 2 cents back please. trying to buy some vodka for tonight. it's not gonna buy itself...]
C'mon thinkabout it. They're trying to dupe you into believing there's no God, so they can tempt you with evil and all that shit... you think they're gonna give the game away, by making themselves discoverable in the study of quantum physics or something. You think that you can skip out all the philosophy and lessons of life and find the truth of God by discovering a glitch in the cosmos which gives him away? It's never gonna happen. If you want to find the answers to life, you really have to think in philosophical terms and forget science altogether. If you look to science you'll only find disappointing answers, as you have already.
And that's what's so important. Just a drop of faith is whats needed to stay away from bad things, bad people and bad influences. It gives you a bit of hope and reason. Without any faith however, you leave yourself wide open to all sorts of harmful vices. Look at FUBAR for instance. Making crappy threads hating on Jesus, idolising heavy metal singers, filling out questionnaires to score cash for cheap vodka... the list goes on and on. May God help you keep that faith, for the sake of your very soul.
[sorry to get preachy, just wanted to throw in my 2 cents... who knows i might have saved someones soul
....and if i did save your soul can i have my 2 cents back please. trying to buy some vodka for tonight. it's not gonna buy itself...]