Happy Belated Birthday!
I SAID "HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!"
Oh for fucksake ye deaf old codger, I said:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Ah jesus christ. I give up.![]()
Happy birthday old chap (didn't highlight the old bit)
What did you get? A key of 3-f and some anti-chaffing cream for the missus's minge?![]()
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I've been taking a break from the internet (& drugs/alcohol) to focus on my physical fitness & spiritual growth, reading a lot of Dostoevsky & modern feminist poetry, and going to interpretive dance classes.Cheers FelixWhere the fuck have you been?
Happy Belated Birthday my fellow fiend. Sorry it's late been on my travels and my phone doesn't believe I am over 18 and will not allow bluelight access!
Hope the Festivities continue...![]()
Doesn't matter if I've got wifi or not, my provider has blocked me from BL on my phone even though I'm an adult and the fekking bill payer. I even asked them to sort it and it's not been done. Seems I'm still a child.....
Young at heart as always, right FUBAR![]()
Happy Belated Birthday Wishes to you FUBAR... I hope you lived up to your username & had a great (messy) day...![]()