haiku from the nether regions of the bizarro universe....

[liquidocean]

I created this for myself as a creative writing excercise. I would put two words side by side that would never exist in linguistic nature. That came up with some funny results. Then i had the bright idea to make haikus out of them. (5-7-5 syllable structure) This led to some interesting and dark results from my freaky mind. Enjoy and add if you make anything similar........
wrap it on your dick
a nougat prophylactic
blow your load, then chew
velcro messiah
lead us to your promised land
hook and loop delight
Wow! A birthing spree!
Pops out one, then another
That must wear her out
the Logical Song
a speedwagon dynasty
but where are they now?
rainbow flatulence
i make synaesthetic farts
smell those colors, man
guttenberg gone bad
arson academy flick
now in jail for life
Some edible gauze
covering up my gashes,
doubling as food
staring at her ass
infidelity vortex
it's time for divorce
racking up the years
a varicose paradise
spiders on her legs
when i'm elected
an inaugural orgy
will follow my win
counterfeit pus
i'm cheated out of millions
plus it's cut to hell
blowjob coup d'etat
impeach him out of office
came on her blue dress
kick you in the balls
testicular fortitude
welcome to our state
childbirth and striptease
afterbirth on the dance floor
clean up champagne room
bidet therapy
what was anal rentention
now is OCD
meatloaf assumption
you think that it's always beef?
you are so naive
herpes promenade
will you take a stroll with me?
you have canker sores
bobsled saboteur
rigging with his explosives
blood is on the track
mullah centerfold
i see your ankles showing
execution time
contraceptive masque
i dive in your vagina
suffocating bliss
mormon prostitute
she is walking down the street
five bux, she's your wife
spontaneous broth
squirts in every direction
i need moist towelettes
inflatable corpse
it gets me through the evening
whoa, i am a freak!
batman gets busted
incarcerated hero
meet your new cell-mate
she spits out my cum
spermicidal maniac
oral holocaust
wedding at the morgue
cadaver matrimony
smells like rotting flesh
terrorist threesome
they put me in the middle
sexual treason
ebonics lamaze
breathe, yo, pop out 'dat homie
now you is a mom
flammable penis
seems i've lit my dick on fire
ha! i win the bet
bovine obsession
i dream of cows and pasture
spray your musk on me

 

[Young Alien Type]

These are hilarious! I'd offer some of my own, but I already look like a fool as it is =P
Give me more! :D :D

 

[liquidocean]

i dream of cows in pasture...i dream of cows in pasture...i dream of cows in pasture...
i am a very naughty boy with a very dirty mind
[ 09 March 2002: Message edited by: liquidocean ]

 

[gmni13]

rainbow flatulence
i make synaesthetic farts
smell those colors, man

 

[Monster_ZERO]

...construction is nice
...imagery is a bit graphic.
It works like a charm!

 

[Dagny]

Your mind, LO, must be a very interesting place to reside. I like the randomness - and don't forget to smile today!!!!