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Haha, fuck off Clarkson you cunt!

Clarkson is one the greatest broadcasters/characters/producers the country has ever seen, pricisely becausepeople who dislike him like talking about him probably more than thos who do (as well as all the media nous).

Big smile at all you who think he will be leaving the screens, he'll be on another soon enough doing history, engineering, war or suchlike immediately. Top gear was getting stale, his contract was up for review, wouldn't be suprised if this was just a marketing move.
 
THECATINTHEHAT said:
Big smile at all you who think he will be leaving the screens, he'll be on another soon enough doing history, engineering, war or suchlike immediately. Top gear was getting stale, his contract was up for review, wouldn't be suprised if this was just a marketing move.
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Got it in one. He was simply jockeying for position and feathering his nest for the presumably very large volume of suitors he's now "forced" to choose between. The whole thing fits his public persona so perfectly he couldn't pay his marketing team enough to get such uncannily "on message" coverage. Looking at the last couple years or so from his perspective he's repeatedly had to apologise for pushing it too far in recent times as well as having to apologise for somewhat murkier things from his past and so forth. Suits his image and pleases his core audience but is an untenable position longterm. Either he has to play nice and compromise (kiss of death to his career) or he has to find a way to get away from the Beeb and ideally in such a way as to be both big bad Clarkson and also poor lil martry. If this sequence of events wasn't just coincidentally highly fortuitous he certainly will have been immensely pleased it all just happens to fit perfectly with the only "out" he has from the Beeb that doesn't ruin his image and thus his career.
 
If I was a mod and thankfully you are spared that I am not (now) I'd Close this thread :|
 
Reported, for back-seat driving :|

Jeremy Clarkson's next gig probably will be on pay-per-view telly, in which he spends an hour slagging off his own audience as "a bunch of stupid c**ts with f**k-all better to do with their time and money than stump up ten quid to watch an obnoxious git telling them what stupid c**ts they all were for an hour".

With maybe a slot where he eats, wears and/or performs a scientific experiment on a different endangered species each week.
 
One Thousand Words said:
To be fair the lesbians have had it coming for some time now.

Besides how can any of you prattle on about an insignificant has been like Clarkson when far more pressing social out cry exists?

Zayn has left one direction for Christs sake!
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Strange that both happened on the same day, can't be just a coincidence.

I wonder if one direction will be the new top gear presenters?
 
One Thousand Words said:
To be fair the lesbians have had it coming for some time now.

Besides how can any of you prattle on about an insignificant has been like Clarkson when far more pressing social out cry exists?

Zayn has left one direction for Christs sake!
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hahahaha oh no the kids will crack up. They were onky famous cause of Simin Cowell n X Factor Anyway.

Evey
 


"some suggested his cars were merely penis substitutes, until psychologists cruelly pointed out that a complete and utter dick had no need for penis substitutes." :D
 
LOL - I can't help having a chuckle every time I see the title of this thread, "Fuck off Clarkson you cunt!"
Hahahahaha but I thought "cunt" was an endearing compliment here.... Shouldn't we be saying summit slightly more insulting? hehehe!

Evey
 
Shambles said:
Got it in one. He was simply jockeying for position and feathering his nest for the presumably very large volume of suitors he's now "forced" to choose between. The whole thing fits his public persona so perfectly he couldn't pay his marketing team enough to get such uncannily "on message" coverage. Looking at the last couple years or so from his perspective he's repeatedly had to apologise for pushing it too far in recent times as well as having to apologise for somewhat murkier things from his past and so forth. Suits his image and pleases his core audience but is an untenable position longterm. Either he has to play nice and compromise (kiss of death to his career) or he has to find a way to get away from the Beeb and ideally in such a way as to be both big bad Clarkson and also poor lil martry. If this sequence of events wasn't just coincidentally highly fortuitous he certainly will have been immensely pleased it all just happens to fit perfectly with the only "out" he has from the Beeb that doesn't ruin his image and thus his career.
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Say what you like about the man, but he certainly seems to know the media game and is bullish and intelligent enough to work the system. You can't deny his ability as an innovator and producer either. Top Gear was dead and buried 20 years ago and he totally redesigned the show and acted as lead broadcaster of something that has grown to have a worldwide viewership of 350m and the format has been sold to various diffferent countries. If that was the only thing you had done in your entire life you could say yeah I did well (leaving aside discussions of philanthropy etc).

Anyway, big up yourself jermey, love this one...

 
ColtDan said:
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lmfao... i swear until i scrolled down past his nose i thought it looked 110% like my grandma...
 
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