ha ha ha Tescos can kiss my arse

They banned me from entering my local Tesco because they claimed I stole a sandwich, even though I had nothing on me at all. They refused to look at CCTV so I got very pissed off and laid down on the floor. I was there for half an hour with various people standing around me in a circle. The security guard could not stop laughing but said he had to call the police as he didn't want to lose his job. Eventually they removed me but chastised the staff for being such pricks. So Tesco, you can kiss my arse!
 
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