growing bonsai weed?

[tommy34]

Hey everyone, I like to smoke on a rainy day when I have nothing to do but I don't because I don't know what chemicals ect... are used to the growing process. So I would like to grow my own plant. Problem is, my room mates don't like drugs. So my question is, could I grow a plan that is very short an will still wield some decently sized buds. At the moment I have one that is about 10cm tall and is quiet bushy. Its in a tiny stock tube and I can tell that's going to kill it soon if I don't transplant. How would I go about this if it is possible?

 

[Sameria]

I can't comment personally because I have never grown Bonsia, but from what I have heard on the intarwebz growing Bonsai style brings the yield down to a tiny amount. Unless you had a few of them it probably wouldn't be worth the effort. Bonsai growing is apparently not the easiest thing to do either.

 

[tommy34]

Yeah I suspected the yields would bee boarder line pathetic. I'm not to worried about that though because I can't smoke much. If I just put it in a larger pot and kept it trimmed how would it survive?

 

[Sameria]

You would probably be better off asking these questions in Cannabis discussion.

I just did a quick search and this thread may be relevant to your questions.

 

[rm2x]

Led

 

[my innerself]

Seeing as you have to keep this plant a secret from your friends and you seem to have a limited grow space I think your probibly better off investing in an ounce or half ounce of weed.

 

[ooh.shiny]

I don't know the first thing about growing weed, or any other illegal plants... I have a lot of plants, but they're all legal. Bonsais are a bitch to grow. They're a hobby for the elderly for a reason. The one I have (Japanese Holly) needs half a day of sun, preferably morning. I left it out for a couple of days while I was sick and it's all but dead. It was several years old and a couple of days is all it took. None of my other plants died in that time. It needs more attention than my cat, I swear.

I assume it will be like growing regular weed, except 100x harder.

 

[drug_mentor]

Seeing as you have to keep this plant a secret from your friends and you seem to have a limited grow space I think your probibly better off investing in an ounce or half ounce of weed.

QFT! In your circumstances I don't see any reason to be cultivating an illicit drug, cannabis is not hard to come by and I think between the investment and the effort involved here you are likely much better off taking that money and buying choof with it. Even if you have no connections at this point it would be less effort to find a hook up than conceal a grow op from your room mates.

I have smoked for nearly a decade and never grown, largely due to my living circumstances, except for one outdoor attempt that was over almost before it started due to detection. I get away with fucking murder smoking wise and still would struggle to pull off growing a plant or two here. I have, however, had many friends and acquintances over the years grow dope and I can tell you that one tiny plant is not going to yield an amount that is particularly financially viable when you factor in the effort.