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Greatest quotes from trips

While on mushrooms, totaly tripping balls, walking across a road: "What would happen if a car hit me, what would happen to my hand, how would it look?"
 
My friend:"Dude, that fan is so intimidating.'
I walk over to the fan and adjust it down to the smallest height.
Me: "There we go, now its not intimidating anymore"
My friend: "That's right, you show that damn fan who's boss"

-Me and my friend on 3.5g Mushrooms each
 
my friend on like 2 or 3 pills of e jumps at this glass door almost breaking it and falls down and then gets up and looks at us all amazed and goes "DID U GUYS JUST SEE ME FLY THROUGH THAT WINDOW??"
 
Just before a NYE rave I realised I bought two tickets for the price of one. I was coming up on acid so I thought I was tripping already but the people who hadn't had anything confirmed it. I ducked out and made a few phone calls trying to offload it to a friend if he could get there in time. I got impatient so I sold it for about retail price. I sent him a message telling him what happened. This is what he replied:

So, how much did you sell it for? Tripping yet, what does that money mean to u now? What is money? Why do we need phones? ;-)
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I couldn't help but laugh my arse off.
 
me on acid "time is going a mixture of both fast and slow" "its too late in the trip for any of us to make the NBA" "acid is definitely undecided" my friend after the k-hole believed he was the lord jesus christ then he told me my dad was an arachnid and i told him to "properly button up his shirt" because i thaught it was the only thing holding him together.
 
just before crossing the road on acid while we were talking about the future i highlited to my friend that "but theres the more immediate future" we then leaped accross the road narrowly avoiding traffic
 
a friend and i were playing unreal tournament while one a LSD trip and he was losing badly. this is his quote:

"Damn! you're dancing around like patrick swayzee and shit!"


i had to leave the room i was laughing so hard.
 
A couple of my friends tried 2C-I for the first time, they all did it at his apartment, noone that knew of the effects of 2C-I was there. I called them up to see how they were doing, and he said "DUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!! YOU CALLED AND B FELT THE PHONE VIBRATE FROM ACROSS THE ROOM!!!!!!"
 
Gibberish

Well, so many times have my friends and myself included have been caught speaking gibberish during the peak of a trip.

One time, I was with three other friends and we took around 4 hits of high-quality sid. Later I found out several of the hits were double dipped, so im not exactly sure how much I took.

Around the peak, none of us could communicate anymore. We would each sputter out a few words but unfortunatly none of them made sense. Yet despite our communication breakdown, we still could understand each other. Im not exactly sure how, yet everytime the word "smoke" or "bong" was uttered one of us would pack the bong.

The one word that stands out the best though is "Volshminhiner" yes, say it with me "Volshminhiner", This word has little to no meaning. Yet, I said it around 20 times that night.

Despite this word having no meaning, i still use it today when i get extreamly pissed off. It sounds very German, so when I scream it, people have no idea whats going on. Yet, deep down, I remember that trip everytime I yell it.
 
*all of us high on weed + MDMA + alcohol*

*friend farts*
we all laugh
*30secs later*
friend: "HOLY SHIT DUDE! I'M TRIPPIN OUT!"
us: "what"
friend: "THIS SHIT STINKS!!!!!!"
us: ROFL
 
While very high on weed on new years eve, 2 in the morning sitting while my friend is driving, "HEy, look out man! Youre drifting into the left lane! AND YOUR LEFT BLINKER IS ON!! OHHH i get it, youre switching lanes!!"
 
3 in the morning, after starting drinking at 9 am the morning before, my one friend says to another:

"jesse, if i could remember any of the times we hung out, i bet i'd never forget them"
 
tripping on 35 mg of ambien. i was staring at my television which was off for over an hour. i had been watching shapes dancing and shifting on it. i then rolled over and said to my friends "ok guys, i can't watch tv anymore."
 
These are a few quotes from me trippin on various drugs:

"Anybody seen my foot? or where my keys went?" (me on acid at a concert)
"Prepare for tak'e ni" (me while candyflipping, still don't know what it means)
"Blend window, you dinoriffic cheese log!!" (My friend johnny trying to say "go faster!" on E)
"Shhhh, the nintendo's trying to contact me....." (me on coke and acid)
"Y Y Y Y y...y...just pass it already!" (my friend marcus on uppers and weed)
 
^^ahahahaha.

a freind of mine whilst on fuct on pills once turned to me and said "man it'd be funny getting stabbed to death hey" and then later told me quite randomly... "oi imagine if you were driving along the road and ran into a severed arm". im guessing he was in a diffent mind space to the rest of us.
 
Once while tripping my friends and I pondered the possibilities of the deep sea.

We came to the conclusion that the giant squids are more advanced than us, and they will soon be launching squid missiles at us. Good times :)
 
Once while house sitting with my husband, I took some really good acid. It was around 3am or so. At about 6:30am he started getting ready to go into the office. I was sitting staring at this textured wall and seeing a completely stocked aquarium with fish in it. He saw me sitting there and asked what I was doing. Without turning I said "Watching the fish swimming around." He looked at me to the wall and back and said "Oooookay. You gonna be ok here by yourself?", I said yes and he shook his head and went to work.

The thing that made him pause was the fact that there was a real aquarium right behind me.

8)
 
A little long.. Please read

The very first time I smoked weed was around march of last year. It had been after a particularly hard roll. We're sitting in a friends garage and listening to music on this kick ass sound system. At one point I turned to my friend and said "Ya know, I've done allot of Acid so the time dilation is nothing new, but the spacial distortions.... now that's different." She had NO idea what I was talking about.

A little later I had closed my eyes and the music just went into my head and rolled around. It was some light airy trance. I was told that I was sitting there for about 5 minutes with my head back, sitting ramrod straight in the chair and making the most erotic little orgasmic sounds. I have no recollection of making any sound at all. When I opened my eyes just about everyone was staring at me with looks of WTF in their eyes.

When we were getting ready to smoke the first bowl, they showed me how to light the bowl and said to inhale deeply and hold it. So I did so and was later told I'd done something called Aqualung or something to that effect. Apparently I'd taken a really big hit. They told me very few people can do so because of the coughing. I didn't cough at all. So anyway, I'm holding it and one of my friends realises I've been holding it for a looong time. He looks right into my eyes and goes "DUDE! Let it out!" I'm having trouble at this point understanding things and he realises this, so he gets up and stands right in front of me and says it again, his face right in mine. It finally sinks in and exhale right in his face. It was explained to me that if you hold the smoke to long it can become toxic. No one had said this at the start, they just said to hold it. My mind was working very literal at that point. Needless to say, especially from the above statements, I was very f*cked up that night.

Good times =D
 
how did you have occasion to do ecstasy and a lot of acid without ever trying weed?
 
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