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Greatest quotes from trips

I've got a million of these, we always make sure to write the quotes down when we trip, its god damn hilarious the next day :)

These two are my favorite though:

We were on 2ci and just smoked a few bowls and went to go get food and found that we had no food whatsoever, besides this apple pie hot pocket type thing that has been on this kids desk for at least 3 days. I see my friend eyeing it, he goes "man im gunna do it.."
"i promise you you'll regret that"
"fuck it how bad could this be"
He takes a huge bite eating almost the entire thing at once, and he has this look of complete and utter terror and disgust on his face and just blurts out, still with all the apple thing in his mouth:
"ITS LIKE THE DEVIL AND ALL THINGS EVIL MANIFESTED INTO A SMALL PASTRY SNACK; SOMEBODY HELP ME ITS EATING MY SOUL"


The other time me and a friend were on two tabs of lsd, and I found myself crawling under his couch stalking my friend's cat. He's on the computer watching me with a confused look on his face. Suddenly the cat turns around with this look of terror and I go:

"OH MY GOD FUCK"
"whats wrong man what happened"
"THE BEAST HAS SPOTTED ME!!! WE MUST FLEE!!"
and proceeded to run outside.

:)
 
Me stoned as shit last night...

"Music is so awesome, I don't know what I'd do without it, it fills this space with sound and everything makes sense...all the patterns between things and how they connect...I am connected with this song...its loveliness makes all the patterns bloom, and all the seeds in the earth."

FisheyeLens =D
 
Me last night, peaking off half an ecstasy pill somehow:

"I'm gurning on a record low dose!"
"Will you come here and smack out with me?"
"Will you be my 'special friend' tonight?" (this was meant as a pickup line and it actually worked!)

Me this morning, tripping out on some really potent weed*:

"Why is my vomit yellow?"
"<name removed>, you owe me a lot of money."
"I don't understand stoner humour. This isn't funny!"

*I candyflipped last week so the weed may have brought it back up. It was actually like the candyflip gone wrong.
 
Morrison's Lament said:
"No, but hey, I'll meet you if you want!" - a friend of mine to a man that suddenly jumped in his car with a digital scale and a block of hashish saying: "Am I here to meet you?"

My friend was tripping his ass off on shrooms at the time, sitting in a friend's car while he went to take a piss. Apparently this reckless dealer was looking for someone that he had arranged to meet in that fairly shady area =D

--- G.
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i was about to call shens kuz i read this on og, but then i read the name, (dude from og) and i was like oh nm(kuz i think hes the dude that posted it on og)

+btw im glad to see im not the only OGer that came here... og's new rules blow
 
"I'm like a rolling machine tonight, infact I'll use a rolling machine, WILSON, FETCH THE ROLLING MACHINE"



"He gave me five pounds a day for 10 weeks and then all I got was one of those fucking pigme things"
 
Well here's a couple of my own quotes, which people at the time thought were pretty weird:

On 2C-B: "Did you guys just hear somebody scream?"
On Salvia: "Did anybody just hear a cow?"

Yeah, I tend to hear weird shit and ask if other people heard it too...
 
I just remembered one coming up from my candyflip a month ago.

Me: What time is it?
Friend (can't remember which one): 9pm
Me: Oh yeah, the acid should be coming up now! I think I'll take my pill.

We were inside a rave venue waiting for it to start. I took my microdot when I met up with the others at 7pm while they opted to wait till 9-ish.
 
While on mushrooms, after a particularly hard come-up, my friend says, "What I want to know is, who's driving this bus, anyway?"
 
It just felt amusing when I remembered it last night. I forgot I had the acid until then. Probably just late night nonsense really.
 
friend on miprocin while discussing about going to meet a friend of mine:

"wow, I havn't talked to normal people since like forever."
 
One of my mates who hadn't touched E for 6 months, he was proper mashed I tell thee....

"Look at them, they all look like little frogs" whilst pointing towards something

and about 10 seconds later ...

"There's this Austrailian man with a net, trying to catch me"

Truly bizzare but it was truly funny..
 
a friend just coming back from salvia outaspace , showing something up his shoulder: "that's were I was right?"

me at a rave (on dxm) 8( , answering my friend that just had made me realize I had eaten the mushrooms I didn't want to eat without even noticing it 8o : "there's good sound, have to eat all the mushroom"...yes this sounded obvious to my mind :|

in the catacombs under a church at 2:00 pm, someone said "maybe we should not play the tekno so loud", my friend (on 2C stuff) answered in a very deep thinking and serious way (like if he was telling a great truth, wich he was really convinced of) "I think we should play it to the maximum :|"

a friend , on the floor (yes nitrous on mushrooms leads you right to the floor):
"I understoodddddd !!!... shit I forgot"

me to a friend on deliriant: "where will you spend your vacations"
my friend: "no my grand'ma don't make podridge."
:|

a friend fighting with his blanket on salvia: "nooooo! not the rinocerose 8o !"

me on salvia, speaking to all the trees of the forest: " :X don't fucking talk all at a time I can't understang anything".

two friends on alcohol & weed:
"what is the date on the 16th (of december)"
"27th I guess"

two friends in the forest...Keta-forest
boy, having a badtrip: "here you are! we must get out of here"...8o
girl, covered with hundreds of snails: "look, I found snails" =D

me (on acid),very satisfied of myself: "see? I got all our new class mate stoned =D"...I had shared all my nitrous with them so we meet each other in complete happiness (as it was the very begining of the year).

at a rave, a girl playing with someone's hairs "oW sorry, I thought you was a dog"

...and so...and so...and so...
 
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coming down of 20mgs of 2c-e, doing whippets while watching fresh prince of bel air reruns at 6am

i snapped out of the nitrous and exclaimed 'this is a mockery of the real aladdin' (we watched aladdin just prior to this happening)

i still have no idea why i said that
 
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