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Greatest drug induced quotes....Trippin/rollin/stoned/doped/dusted LOL's go here!

"It feels like i'm on the fucking MOON!"(my friend, first time smoking MJ, smoked some find AK out of my big brother Roor, needless to say he was fucked, and he yelled this after getting out of the car but it was to funny to explain to him that he would be lighter on the moon rather than heavier).

Friend goes on a seriously epic philosophical rant whilst we're on a ton of LSD, it all culminated into this deliciously drugged up final conclusion of a thought. "Because................yeaaaaahhhhhhhhh..............................................................................................................................................................................................maneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, like stuff and shit?". Seriously thought he was onto some ground/mind breaking things then he just made me think we were two guys frying way to hard for our own good. haha

"OMG JOHN YOUR SO ANNORING!"/ "Fuck yes, killing spring!", those two came from my friend who had an odd penchant for fucking up the things he said when stoned to our groups hilarity.


"Okay, okay, alright, alright......i've solved this problem man.....okay, alright, you see this window here? I will move SLOWLY so SLOWLY towards that window there, bang slide right on out and bam we never have to see each other again? Kay?!? No one needs to get fucked here!" - Spoken by a nude friend absolutely losing his shit on LSD. I almost just wanted to tell him "Go for it!" since he was destroying things gargling insane ramble after ramble out but it was a second story window.......;)

I'll try to remember some more later on!
 
This isn't a funny quote at all, but I thought I'd post it anyway. I was bored one night and started smoking some bud and tried some Salvia I got the day before. I was trying to get a breakthrough on Salvia, but I didn't get it and afterwards I decided to smoke a few bongs before I went to bed.

The two sort of mixed in my head in a way that I hadn't experienced before and I started hearing weird noises and had a full on conversation with myself in my head. I don't remember anything about the conversation but what I do remember is ending it with "Why am I doing this?" and my answer back was weirdly "It helps me realise me". At the time I thought that sounded really weird, but today I saw a quote from Bob Marley that made me remember it; "When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.".
 
"man there's just a tiny bit here i gotta smoke and then i'm done"
repeated for 2 hours the last time i used methamphetamine, was with a friend and we IV'd some then I made a pipe and we threw down in his basement
 
one time I was going into 7/11 and asked my friend if he wanted anything and he sits there for like 10 seconds thinking and he just goes

"do you know if they still have chocolate covered strawberries here?"

I was like dude its fucking 7/11 not whole foods are you kidding me and we laughed and they actually had chocolate covered cherries but no strawberries so I was like shit maybe he was onto something

but I was laughing pretty hard walking in, who asks for that at sev?
 
Ha, I just dismembered a weird one from when we gave my friend his first dose of MXE, "Why in the fuck would anyone ever do this?!?", he asked somewhat abruptly, a bit loudly, and with a tiny bit of alarm mixed in with curiosity. I just looked at him trying to think up some profound answer, but the MXE was like slow moving gears in my mind not allowing me to grab that explanation out of my mind so I just said "I dunno....because it feels good as fuck.....?!", he just looked at me, produced a giant shit eating grin and said "Fuck yeah it does!". After the experience was over he was unsure why he even asked the question as he noted he felt great before and after asking but my experience friend and I thought we were getting to the top of some roller coaster ride were he was going to lose it but not at all!
 
I had a similiar thought when I first took MXE but it was more along the lines of "why would anyone do this over other psychs"

stuff was...meh

imo
 
my friend and I were one at some rave with a bunch of our other friends and my sister. the venue was one old fortress.
we were all on mdma and speed that night.
while I was dancing I started thinking about my college. I had math test next week.
i don't know how or why but I came to some conclusion about some math problem.
I pulled him happily and told him something like: "Yeah, I'm finally understanding math".
He couldn't believe that I was thinking about math on uppers and he told me: "Let's go outside, you're not feeling well and you need some air".
So we went to his car and we were talking and talking.
He turns to me all serious: "[My name], I have a big problem. I see a tennis shoe under my seat".
I just replied: "So what? Just pick it up and put it somewhere.There's no problem."
And he looked me all scared: "But there's no tennis shoe, that is all in my head."
Yeah, looks like I needed some air. :D
 
Belisarius said:
"Watch out for the penguins!"

I supposedly blurted this out during a (very) bad trip when I was being driven home by some friends.
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reminds me of one time i was driving home from a festival, when one friend was still on the tail end of his trip and said "careful, there's an elephant on the highway!"


this thread needs more love!
 
Me: I want to be the cloud maker
Friend: Who's that?
Me: He's the one who makes the clouds.

Also a buunch of us were at a club and this large friend takes of his shirt and sits on the speaker with a bunch of glow sticks on him. This cute little chick comes up and says " are you having fun fat glowy kid?" I almost puked.
 
on 2ci, viewing someone using a riding lawnmower to cut about 1/10th an acre of grass:
friend: don't you think that that mower is a little ridiculous?
me: no, I was thinking that lawns are ridiculous.

ebola
 
Hahaha...I remember that. It was only by the grace of my friend who guided that I ended up at destinations that we actually chose (he was on a combo of DOI and 25c, that crazy fuck). As it turns out, a beautiful garden at a house on a hill overlooking the Castro was so much more blissful than terrain just covered in litter and packed to the brim with loud, smelly people. :P Very glad things didn't fall through the next day. :)

ebola
 
My friends and I tend to blend words often (I'm sure many of you guys do that too 8) )
I just remember this one really good one on a really good night....

"Banopinut" The combination of a Banana, Pineapple, and Coconut....

Sounds delicious doesn't it?? ;P
 
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