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Great quotes while out - part III "If u cant say anything nice, make sure its funny!"

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Great quotes while out - part III "If u cant say anything nice, make sure its funny!"

If my memory worked better I could remember some good quotes, but it doesn't, so I can't...
Here's one that you kinda need to be there for...
Whenever there is a fleeting moment of silence during a gathering (a rare, rare occurance), Sybarite pipes in saying "...So I says to him, I don't care if she is your Grandma, she's still sitting on my seat..."
To which everyone would reply "What the...?"
That quote has morphed over the years to many different endings, the latest addition was mine at an impromtu gathering last night...
"...So I says to him, I don't care if she is your Grandma, the G isn't that good!"
...The wrong department gave that one away free...
Here's the previous thread: Great quotes while out... - part 2
 
At (some random location that's insignificant to the story) on friday:
Me(making small twitching movements): "so your like a first time piller eh?"
First timer: "yeah, well like fuck yeah, cause like, ummm, well, yeah, ok, ummm yeah"
[ 23 April 2002: Message edited by: Pleonastic ]
 
my friend peaking off his first pill
"WHOA.. we should do this shit every week!"
hehe - you had to laugh
 
OK... we were playing a drinking game *gasp* on friday night. Part of the game involves someone choosing a word and everyone has to think of something that rhymes with it, round in a circle (I know, it's original hey). The first one that draws a blank has to scull. So, we were quite smashed (and methed too), and the guy who's turn it is says 'cunnilingus'. Everyone goes silent for a couple of seconds giggling, trying to think of anything that could possibly rhyme with it.
Then out of nowhere, my sister yells "ooh, ooh, Martina Hingus!"
You had to be there I guess ;)
 
Last night at pharmacy6...
"I just got lost in the toilet cubicle, it's like a maze in there!"
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T - U - R - T - L - E POWER!
 
SupaDiscoBreaka wins! the rest are a bit off the topic :|
is it suposed to be funny quotes? or just some funny things u have heard?
 
Ravenattack: walking home after (a night out at a party), sun is rising on a sunday morning "it sound's like melbourne waking up"
i guess you had to be there.
again at (that same party that doesn't need to be mentioned): how do you bite a pill in half?
use your incisors, cos they're like IN your mouth and they're scissors, see, incisors...
[ 23 April 2002: Message edited by: Pleonastic ]
 
At two tribes. I put on my sunnies, friend says:
In absolute excitement:
"OH MY GOD! YOU LOOK LIKE THE MATRIX!"
Another "I guess you had to be there"
 
After a recent party we were all playing in the park and some of the guys decided they could knock over Bunny (blufluffybunny), those of you who have seen him will know that this is not such an easy task. After ending up in a huge mess on the ground my friend (dont think he's a bluelighter) walks away and says "did i just give bunny head?" :D
Haha beat you to it Bassey!
[ 26 April 2002: Message edited by: Sybarite ]
 
Bliss: Soup is better then sex... it's just... oh gawd it just fills that spot
Me: 4 inches in and a bit to the left?
Bliss: Huh?
.... skanky ass ravers.
 
i bring you love...
queensmack i think you need to transcribe the song out of that notebook and into the thread ;)
 
The quotes don't have to be funny, just anything memorable that was said while out or at a party or anywhere/anytime really... It would be good if they were funny and not just personal jokes, but well, most are only funny because they're personal jokes
 
A couple of weeks ago after band practise and after the weed had been passed around, I stumbled through a monologue which went kinda like this:
"You know, um, yeah, there should be these dogs, right, and they should be different, um yeah, they should have their front legs removed, right, and then have wheels attached to the front where their legs were. Then we could take them to the racetrack and race them around and shit. That would be cool."
then, a bit later...
"Then you get these dogs, and you put a rocket launcher inside then, right, and you hide it, so like, it's a rocket dog! And you could go up to it and say 'that's no rocket dog' and we'd be all like 'shit yeah, that's a rocket dog' and they'd be like 'no fucking way' and we'd be 'fucking way it is' and then the rocket shoots out of the dog and his you and you'd be like 'that's a fucking rocket dog!'............. fuck I'm stoned."
 
*****IMPORTANT! EVERYBODY READ THIS!!!*****
It's been pointed out to me that there were a whole lot of references to drugs and venues in the same sentence. Unfortunately this can't be allowed, because it's not really fair to the venue owners and promoters to have people blatantly admitting drug use occurs at their premises... everyone knows that it happens, and it doesn't take a genius to figure that out - but still, explicit statements in writing are not needed...
So yeah, lotsa people slipped up (they've been edited out) and there have been no real warnings to date so it's not like I'm annoyed or anything... but from this point on consider this the warning - do not refer to drugs or being "fucked" in relation to a venue, party, or location... if you do the post will be edited...
Thankyou... :)
[ 23 April 2002: Message edited by: Pleonastic ]
 
^^ true to that
speaking to BL on the phone
after stoopid convo!
me: Go put your brain in..
BLer: I dont have one :)
 
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