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Great quotes while out... - part 2

On Sunday, a little while after me and my mate dropped our second blue dome:
Me (off my tits): How are you feeling?
Mate (who's been having some mental health problems) : Yeah, good - I probably feel like a normal person does when they wake up in the morning!
 
Sitting at Philbert's after Delirious over Easter was hilarious, but I don't know if I can explain it all...you might have had to be there...
lo_lo (for no apparent reason): We're number two!! We're number two!!
Philbert: I'm giggling like a school girl and I don't know why!!
Mate to Jakoz: Jake, why are you standing up??
Jakoz stands up, then scratches head.
Jakoz: What the fuck am I doing?? I WAS sitting, wasn't I?? Aaahhhh!!!!!!!!
Jakoz (during nang): I'm lost in a world where everything looks the same as here...
Me: Jake, that's a mirror!!
Jakoz: Aaaahhhh!!!!
Pihlbert decides to hang upside-down from front verandah and scare the crap out of people.
Mate (after a scare): Fuck man!! I've got a heart condition!!
Ezidick: We're such a cliche!!
Me: Technically, my parents could file a missing persons report...wicked!!
Mate: I think we've all mastered "Bitching 301"...
Philbert: I'm not hungry, but I just have to eat this jelly. It's so bright and wobbly!! Look at it. LOOK!!
Aahhh...holes in the memory...
 
On acid at 7-11 with tikabesa and sifu_elver..
After wondering about for a while, laughing at shit.. I pick up a card and say.
"Let's write *thanks for making your shop so interesting* and give it to the shop attendent"
Had us n stiches for ages..
May have just been the cid. ;)
Chem
 
Hey People..
To place in context, we were at a gathering some 2-3 years back, on an all-sorts cocktail of drugs. I got an e-mail from my HSC year co-ordinator, asking us to be present at a reunion. I got forwarded the e-mail we sent in reply the next morning:
(edit)
'.....Three factors MUST be taken into consideration'
1.) We are to remain non-hostile for the evening.
2.) A re-habilitation program for cannabis smoking
monkeys should be mandatory at all resin factories.
3.) The aging process is but a reminder of periods of
human existence where peace and co-habitation could
occur....... (edit)
'.....we have come to the conclusion that not only the majority of the company is not attending upon your request, but are most positive that FetishJester is most definitely puffing on something that closely resembles a farm yard chicken......' (edit)
'.....Health reasons aside, we cannot ignore the
fact that the chicken does not have wings and cannot escape from the unescapable abyss familair to us as FetishJesters' noggin......' (edit)
'.....A journey of extreme circumstance. A journey that does not begin or end... But rather a dream that sounds like a cross between a blue hermit crab and the fetus of vocally impaired north atlantic seal placed under the foot of a largely obese man. Yet a journey that me, you nor the chicken will never experience a second time.....'
And that about sums it up.
I think I've got the reply to the reply somewhere..........
[ 04 April 2002: Message edited by: Vaile* ]
 
This is being written just a few moments after this has been said.
Doing stuff at Vaile's house with evilcalvin, Fetish Jester we end up on his bed passing around the bulburator. We were asking Fetish wheather he was in nangville or not and a call from the mass said 'He's in nangville and he's driving his car to the corner shop to buy more bulbs'
Fun times.
 
A couple of BeachParty refs for the moment.. it had to be done.. will come up with more when i can remember them
"I can't dooo it!"
"Two for 2.80! Thats twice the savings!"
"Fb1 is quite good at turning me on"
"I was like.. FUCK!!!!"
"V8Partyhard. FUCK!!!!"
"Two for 2.80? FUCK!!!!"
 
a couple from EC (someone help me remember more!)
pleo coming out of the tent as me and the penguin walk past
can i just follow you guys around for a while to stop myself passing out??
5 minutes later when we were looking for someone:
me: ok pleo, hes fat middle aged guy with shaved head and wearing a red shirt.
pleo: i dont think i'll be very helpful in finding him
me: so whats he wearing again?
pleo: shaved head
penguin (on k and in burns alien voice):
i bring you love...
i bring you k...
penguin and queensmack discussing november earthcore:
penguin: i spent most of last earthcore sitting on my ass on rbb at the mainfloor
queensmack: oh take it out of the gutter you two.
penguin: it wasn't in the gutter! it was on the floor at earthcore!
i know there's some classic timmyk/kirsty/everyone else calls in there, my brains just still a bit too fuzzy to remember them...
;)
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We were on our way to Advent*jah @ Kryal when our friend made this comment... he's already been quoted on another board but this is quite priceless:
In the car approaching Kryal:
Friend: It's pretty well restored for a castle...
Other friend: Erm, it was built in the 1970s/80s?
Friend: You mean they still have knights then???
You got to love him for that :D
 
various people on Saturday night...
...a strumpet is the only way to describe Kylie Minogue. She wants to sit on your lap and get spanked and then get told to get out until more spanking is needed...
...thats right, she is a Strumpadye Systems 2000 model...
...you keep that damn helium balloon away from me before I develop a hernia from laughing too hard...
...I decree there shall be NO MORE DISCO CRICKET!...
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Moldy? Old? I'm going to get something to eat!
 
THCPuffNStuff: Roffle Mayo. You beat me to it!
"I listened to it and I wen FUCK! And just downloaded it!"
"FUCK!"
"FUCK!"
"FUCK!"
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!" (Done in very macho beefcake cat voice)
"OOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR I'm fucked as!!!" - Krill
All from the beach party.
F...
 
I just had one while on the phone to my other half:
"If you're out of cabbage it's all good, I've got an iceberg!"
 
while on acid and lounging around on couches:
me: if this was the 70's we would like totally be on acid...
it was funny at the time... maybe you just need more acid... heh :)
 
Upon opening the fridge door and standing there silent for five minutes, staring into the fridge, my ex states: "We're out of beer. ...Fuck."
His friend: "...Fuck."
My ex: ".........Fuck."
You just had to be there I guess.
Oh yea and my first time on K, I was totally blown away by how fuckin amazing it was; I was trying soooooo hard to explain the feeling it gave me, but all I could come up with was:
"I close my eyes and it gets dark."
That one's still a classic among my cru.
 
around the 10th hour mark of a trip, when it was getting close to wearing off, i smoked some cones to keep up the trip, make it more intense, increase visuals or all of the above.
and i mumble
'its going down in my book of history: weed makes everything ive done, better.'
implying that after ten hours of what i thought was a mad trip, the weed increased its glory ten fold.
 
Me and apollo out one night talking about drug related paranoia and tripping people out.
Me: Imagine how paranoid XX would get if we started doing that to him while he was tripping.
Apollo: *shor silence* He's probably to dumb to get paranoid.
Well I thought it was gold at the time.
 
Party host an some party long long ago:
'.....there's snacks and chocolate and stuff on the table.....'
Person at party:
'.....Pudge dude!! Pudge!!!; it's not quite fudge, but not all poohnanny!!!.....'
***stoner pause***
Everyone around said person :
'.....WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?.....'
Person at party:
*Begins to eat*
 
lol @ CHAOS BUTTERFLY & MELANCHOLIC
whilst watching fantasia on acid-
Beckasaurus: *looks at cartoon babies* they're downies (as in down syndrome)
Someone else: look at their hornes
Beckasaurus: horney downies, they're the worst kind!
it was pure evil but OH SO FUNNY!!
and although its not a quote i just have to bring up the "fun cake" that DJC* couldnt bring himself to eat!! ahh fun times ppl :D
 
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