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Great quotes while out... - part 2
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snugglepuss
Bluelighter
my place last few weekends ago- tripping off acid in major dissassociation-
cat walks into my visual feild and suddenly springs into existance-
"oh hello cat, welcome to my trip"
then started pissing ourselves laughing for about half an hour(maybe?)
well it was funny at the time!
cat walks into my visual feild and suddenly springs into existance-
"oh hello cat, welcome to my trip"
then started pissing ourselves laughing for about half an hour(maybe?)
well it was funny at the time!
leecie
Bluelight Crew
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remembered another one...
Sketch (non BL member of our herd) on the fone to another friend whilst already 'partying'....friend asked how he was...his reply... "my omega and i are having a heart to heart"
absolute classic...and so recyclable :D :D
[ 14 March 2002: Message edited by: 'lil leecie ]
Sketch (non BL member of our herd) on the fone to another friend whilst already 'partying'....friend asked how he was...his reply... "my omega and i are having a heart to heart"
absolute classic...and so recyclable :D :D
[ 14 March 2002: Message edited by: 'lil leecie ]
gleep
Bluelighter
All the kewl kids:
insomnia
Bluelighter
Amen to that gleep, only the cool kids know about the 'voot voot' :D
"When I take a shit, fuckin rollie papers are gonna come outta my arse!" - Anon at Ballarat McDonalds after Hardware Universe.
A whole bunch of people with take-away Maccas happened to be walking past our booth while it was said and needless to say, the looks on their faces were of utter disgust. I hope they enjoyed their meal.
"Shut up! I'm Didge!" - Didge talking to some guy at Hardware Universe.
F...
A whole bunch of people with take-away Maccas happened to be walking past our booth while it was said and needless to say, the looks on their faces were of utter disgust. I hope they enjoyed their meal.
"Shut up! I'm Didge!" - Didge talking to some guy at Hardware Universe.
F...
Snrub
Bluelighter
snrub (to non BL friend): dude, i think cass' head just fell off!
(his headphones had fallen off)
(his headphones had fallen off)
Tarsarlan
Bluelighter
Ruski at Two Tribes at NuBreed's Set:
anna!
Bluelight Crew
icantfeelmylegs having some nang moments at our house last Friday..
His feet were doing this weird breaststroke thing and he was bobbing his head. He explained it thus:
"I was in one of those turning lanes where you could either go straight ahead OR turn, and my feet were like, going IN BETWEEN!"
"Then I was Ray Charles.. and I was driving the taxi that was in the turning lane!"
"OMG! Now I'm James Brown and I'm a passenger in the taxi in the turning lane that Ray Charles is driving! -insert fabulous James Brown impersonation-"
-chuckle-
Oh, and Rainbow Serpent, which I completely forgot about, was during the time that -Thoth was working way too hard and giving himself heart disease or something..
..he crawled into bed one of the mornings after spending time in first aid, looked at me and said "Hey Anna, I made two sales in first aid! That's my quota for today, now I can sleep." and nodded off.
I gotta say, I was worried about the stress levels
[ 23 March 2002: Message edited by: anna! ]
His feet were doing this weird breaststroke thing and he was bobbing his head. He explained it thus:
"I was in one of those turning lanes where you could either go straight ahead OR turn, and my feet were like, going IN BETWEEN!"
"Then I was Ray Charles.. and I was driving the taxi that was in the turning lane!"
"OMG! Now I'm James Brown and I'm a passenger in the taxi in the turning lane that Ray Charles is driving! -insert fabulous James Brown impersonation-"
-chuckle-
Oh, and Rainbow Serpent, which I completely forgot about, was during the time that -Thoth was working way too hard and giving himself heart disease or something..
..he crawled into bed one of the mornings after spending time in first aid, looked at me and said "Hey Anna, I made two sales in first aid! That's my quota for today, now I can sleep." and nodded off.
I gotta say, I was worried about the stress levels
[ 23 March 2002: Message edited by: anna! ]
a very munted melancholic takes lush^puppy for a walk to the second arena and says:
"theres only one english uniform left"
Lush^puppy replies: "WTF???"
*melancholic pats her on the arm*: "dont worry, you'll understand one day..."
"theres only one english uniform left"
Lush^puppy replies: "WTF???"
*melancholic pats her on the arm*: "dont worry, you'll understand one day..."
melancholic
Bluelighter
me at a friends house:
*wipes cutting board*
*looks from many angles*
"i wonder if its clean enough?"
*looks again*
"oh fuck it, they're drugs for fucks sake"
*wipes cutting board*
*looks from many angles*
"i wonder if its clean enough?"
*looks again*
"oh fuck it, they're drugs for fucks sake"
plazma
Bluelighter
*Screaming with laughter*
I read that shit again, and it's just as funny!! :D
That melancholic and lush puppy one is a freakin classic. Very very tidy, or messy, you choose.
-plaz out-
I read that shit again, and it's just as funny!! :D
That melancholic and lush puppy one is a freakin classic. Very very tidy, or messy, you choose.
-plaz out-
Fetish Jester
Bluelighter
Fuck, there's so many, I can't recall... One comes to mind though. It was Smigglepop's last HSC exam so we were getting trashed. We were outside a friends house, smoking a joint, when I spotted a garden gnome.
*rushes up to garden gnome*
"It's the friendship gnome! It shoots the fire of friendship out of its eyes!"
*spots a mop*
"BUT! The fire can be stopped by the MOP OF JUSTICE!"
What the fuck was I talking about?
Oh, and another two comes to mind. It was at an event and my significant other had just dropped for the first time.
As it came on she said this.
"Oh my god! It's better than sex!"
*pause*
"...No...wait... It's on the same scale."
As the night wore on, she totally smacked out and was laying all curled up on a bench, covering her head, not moving. She stayed like that for an hour or so, and we decided to make it a night.
I said:"Come on, we're going home now."
She said:"We can't! I'm having too much fun!"
Oh well, I suppose you had to be there.
*rushes up to garden gnome*
"It's the friendship gnome! It shoots the fire of friendship out of its eyes!"
*spots a mop*
"BUT! The fire can be stopped by the MOP OF JUSTICE!"
What the fuck was I talking about?
Oh, and another two comes to mind. It was at an event and my significant other had just dropped for the first time.
As it came on she said this.
"Oh my god! It's better than sex!"
*pause*
"...No...wait... It's on the same scale."
As the night wore on, she totally smacked out and was laying all curled up on a bench, covering her head, not moving. She stayed like that for an hour or so, and we decided to make it a night.
I said:"Come on, we're going home now."
She said:"We can't! I'm having too much fun!"
Oh well, I suppose you had to be there.
melancholic
Bluelighter
^^^
lol, that is so typical first couple of raves i went to i didnt do anything all night. spent most of them sitting down, walking to toilet, walking to shop to buy water glowies or lollies. yet still described them as 'fucking brilliant' 'sooo much fun' 'best night of my life'
lol, that is so typical
first couple of raves i went to i didnt do anything all night. spent most of them sitting down, walking to toilet, walking to shop to buy water glowies or lollies. yet still described them as 'fucking brilliant' 'sooo much fun' 'best night of my life'
Aishas Star
Bluelighter
My brother after a serious munchie sesh
"AW!!! I wish i could fit more food in!"
A friend says some kinda of not interesting comment to me as we are walking out of Hyperspeed and im pissed off cause I was comming down. I reply.
"Fuckin, whoop-de-fuckin do!"
meh funny at the time...
"AW!!! I wish i could fit more food in!"
A friend says some kinda of not interesting comment to me as we are walking out of Hyperspeed and im pissed off cause I was comming down. I reply.
"Fuckin, whoop-de-fuckin do!"
meh funny at the time...
A friend who could be described as slipping in and out of consciousness lying on the couch suddenly yells
" im not a sqaure, Im a star! "
Que unconsciouness
Same friend, peaking slighty hard in the back of the car driving around ..
Yells
" im an australian! "
5 second silence... then " YEHHHH! "
" im not a sqaure, Im a star! "
Que unconsciouness
Same friend, peaking slighty hard in the back of the car driving around ..
Yells
" im an australian! "
5 second silence... then " YEHHHH! "