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Great quotes while out... - part 2

Hey Kitty, wasn't it more like "Get...The... Fucking... Thing... Off... Me... It's... Gonna... Steal... My... Ketamine..." ?
That's more akin to what I remember... but my memory is fucked ;)
;)
-plaz out-
 
one nite, after having a few cones, and going to the movies, a mate and i, decided to get some munchies after the movie finished, we had KFC or something, then went to burger king (drive thru) for some 40c (or is it 50c now), icecream cone.
we ordered our icecreams, in the car and the dude asked if we wanted them in the cardboard tray.
my friend replys "Just in my hand would be good thanks!"
funny as hell, when it happened! we both pissed ourselves laughing, and the poor dude, just stood there not understanding what was going on..
such fun shit is had when stoned...
 
Disko Biskit: "if ur not gonna go all out, don't go out at all."
Moocho on acid: "if i saw myself right now, i'd say 'get off my street u dirty, homeless piece of...'"
Non-BL friend: "the sun's up, it's daylight, i've got one contact lens, AND I'M TRIPPIN THE FUCK OUT!!!"
 
Gleep, Lucas` and myself not long ago after Fokus at Flinders St Station staring at a roll of dirty toliet paper just blowing in the wind
Lucas`: "Thats an unlucky peice of paper, it could have been an encyclapdia"
 
anonymous bluelighter on K to anonymous bluelighter on acid after being asked where he'd been the whole 6 hours we had been tripping...
working, earning money to pay for my drugs...not all of us can be a dole bludger, your living the fucking life...you do realise that my parents pay for your keta-mine?
ahhh...i highly recomend video'ing everything when tripping to remember moments like that...
:D :) ;)
 
Im fucked........ fuck im fucked..................... fuckty fuck fuck fucked!!! ave we got any more??
By me on more than one ocasion.
Is moderation some kind of new game show?? ;)
 
After staggering across the carpark (nangs on DXM are evil!) I hit Hijinx's car, and slumped into a heap on the ground.
Hijinx : Oh pooor plazy
Plaz : *pause* why is it that everyone says that? It's like every time I go out and get fucked every girl is like ohhh poor plazy he's fucked up... again... just like usual... errr meh?
While sitting in Hijinx's car having had a lot of DXM, and while being tweaked hardcore by DJC and Corch.
Dante : Tweeeeaaaaaaak BANG!
Later on in the morning. While talking to Pekkie.
Plaz : You know what, we're fucked. *huge grin* We're FUCKED BUDDIES!
Now that was an interesting evening.
-plaz out-
 
i don't think anyone here has quoted moocho yet... yet in person, we seem to do it often eh sydney bluelighters...
it goes something like this...
"fark man! fark! i'm farked!! man, like, you would not believe how fuckin farked i am! dude seriously i am so fucked man, this shit is seriously fucked up! fark..."
add in lots of pointing and astonished expressions and you have the moocho we know & love...
;)
 
Also at the above mentioned party that Plaz was talking about;
Dante while sitting in Hijinx's car on DXM and downing a nang, when suddenly a car shone(sp?) its lights in his face:
"Fark!!!! I was THIS close to enlightenment"
LMAO :D
DJC*
 
Munchee, after complaining about the wrongness of BFB cutting lines on a bob the builder plate, starts singing
"Bob the builder, can we rail it? Bob the builder, YES WE CAN!"
 
Unfortunately I wasn't there to witness this, but it got passed on to me from someone who was there at the time:
"How cool would it be if your nostrils were erogenous zones"
but seriously heh heh. Hey maybe the creaters of the vicks inhalers had some other intent in mind ......
[ 21 January 2002: Message edited by: Pigsney ]
[ 21 January 2002: Message edited by: Pigsney ]
 
My Favourite amongst my crew
Question: "How you going?"
Reply: "Yellow Jelly Squid Toast"
This really is funny when you are really chopped!
Or when coming down and scattered.
 
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