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Bluelighter
Bump - shouldn't people be posting in here instead of the other thread? *scratches head*
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Great quotes while out... - part 2
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At this non-event rave in an abandoned bank about 6-9 months ago I guess, a friend who does the Sean Connery accent really well (well the Simposons rip off of it perfectly anyway) kept putting on the accent and going up to the free sausage sizzle and saying "I'll have a sausage sandwich with sauce please" (Note* You have to try say it in the accent for it to be funny...). Laughed at it for about an hour at the time.....still cracks me up sadly.
At Mystic 5 we invented a sort of lame high five thing (well low five) and started saying "Giddyup" in a sort of Kramer-esque accent. Surprisingly that stuck as well.
I still think some of the funniest ones though are a friends and my comments when we were tripping and saw the building burn down opposite last rave in a box. I can't remember them in detail, but I'm sure your imaginations will suffice
Two people, both on acid, and a burning building.....
Pretty funny.
[This message has been edited by Mr.Happ-E (edited 20 November 2001).]
At Mystic 5 we invented a sort of lame high five thing (well low five) and started saying "Giddyup" in a sort of Kramer-esque accent. Surprisingly that stuck as well.
I still think some of the funniest ones though are a friends and my comments when we were tripping and saw the building burn down opposite last rave in a box. I can't remember them in detail, but I'm sure your imaginations will suffice
Two people, both on acid, and a burning building.....
Pretty funny.
[This message has been edited by Mr.Happ-E (edited 20 November 2001).]
one arvo a mate and i were chillin at the beach and we noticed the sun was setting and it looked like it was melting away into the water and over a few minutes it completely disapeared and as the last bit of it dipped below the water line (yes, we were looking directly at it hahah, not for long tho..) he goes "do u rekon we'd still see the sun if we stood up?"
and at that moment we both jumped to our feet trying to peep over the horizon and then realized how silly the idea actually was when we still couldnt see the sun and pissed ourselves laughing.
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it's all fun and games till someone pokes an eye out.
and at that moment we both jumped to our feet trying to peep over the horizon and then realized how silly the idea actually was when we still couldnt see the sun and pissed ourselves laughing.
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it's all fun and games till someone pokes an eye out.
just recently:
sugarpony:"Ahh, so your from Turkey. They speak French in Turkey don't they."
new friend:"No... they speak Turkish."
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I felt a cleaving in my mind, as if my mind had split.
I tried to match it seam by seam, but could not make the fit.
The thought behind I strove to join, unto the thought before.
But sequence ravelled out of sound, like balls upon a floor.
sugarpony:"Ahh, so your from Turkey. They speak French in Turkey don't they."
new friend:"No... they speak Turkish."
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I felt a cleaving in my mind, as if my mind had split.
I tried to match it seam by seam, but could not make the fit.
The thought behind I strove to join, unto the thought before.
But sequence ravelled out of sound, like balls upon a floor.
scattordz
Bluelighter
"doggies eat applesauce to save the o-zone layer"
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where's your head at?
come to think of it, where's mine?????
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where's your head at?
come to think of it, where's mine?????
plazma
Bluelighter
Plazma, Shak and Danslave driving in car at 6:30am after big night out. Having a very fucked up scattered discussion on the benefits of different styles of music, mainly bitching about how techno doesn't give you any time to rest.
plazma: What I really hate about techno is how you don't get any time to have a break, you just have to keep dancing.
shak: That's whats so cool about breaks, it's got all these... breaks in it
That got followed by hysterics, and shak shouting "what the fuck did I say? write it down because it was funny!"
-plaz out-
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plazma: What I really hate about techno is how you don't get any time to have a break, you just have to keep dancing.
shak: That's whats so cool about breaks, it's got all these... breaks in it
That got followed by hysterics, and shak shouting "what the fuck did I say? write it down because it was funny!"
-plaz out-
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[ C E N S O R E D ]
hahaha yesh that was funny, my first time on DXM, i was fully like i love breaks they are the best to dance to, cause they like have heaps of breaks in them (so your not constantly going hard) kekeke was funny as hell even though i had no idea wat i'd just said
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Paranoia, the curse of
the chemical generation
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Paranoia, the curse of
the chemical generation
RushingRococco
Bluelighter
NRGirl rolling her little head off.. after saying something out loud that she should've kept to herself:
"OH mY god Im speaking out loud again"
Then realises she actually meant to say "thinking outloud" and proceeds to try and correct her statement.. and we ALL know that just makes it worse...
"OH mY god Im speaking out loud again"
Then realises she actually meant to say "thinking outloud" and proceeds to try and correct her statement.. and we ALL know that just makes it worse...
RushingRococco
Bluelighter
NOOO!!!!
i didnt post the above ------ it was silly boi - BFB - he was too fuct to check out the sign in name blahblah!!!
but hehehehehe..... NRGirl - soooo funny!!!!
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Damn the Consequences........
i didnt post the above ------ it was silly boi - BFB - he was too fuct to check out the sign in name blahblah!!!
but hehehehehe..... NRGirl - soooo funny!!!!
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Damn the Consequences........
MDMA-4-ALL
Bluelighter
Sorry Mocha... I love you, but I have to share this:
"I prefer being sketchy to peaking"
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MDMA-4-ALL (And a puzzled look at his girlfriend)
"I prefer being sketchy to peaking"
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MDMA-4-ALL (And a puzzled look at his girlfriend)
GhOst
Bluelighter
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GhOst - "i cant believe im still awake now."
my mate - "i cant believe its not butter! i just caaaaaant.. " note: there was no butter nor margarine in the vicinity
mate's gf - "SPAM - its Space Ham!"
and the words "siikunt", "siik", "maaaate" came up very very often, very.
and somewhere along the way this wkend, our language developed and reach a higher level. we didnt use words anymore... sometimes we were fish, sometimes other animals, sometimes objects, and sometimes unknown.
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and somemore just caught up with me...
girlfriend 1 - "its soooo gooooood... its oh sooooo goooood... maaate, its just oh so... de la soul... "
mate 1 - "EEEHHHH amigo!"
GhOst - "yooooo cheeto burreeeeto!"
girlfriend 2 - "aaaayeee rumba carumba!"
girlfriend 3 - "ayeeee yay yay yay yay!"
girlfriend 2 - "ravioli la pasta le salsa!"
mmmm maybe i shld stop recalling these things...
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my mate - "i cant believe its not butter! i just caaaaaant.. " note: there was no butter nor margarine in the vicinity
mate's gf - "SPAM - its Space Ham!"
and the words "siikunt", "siik", "maaaate" came up very very often, very.
and somewhere along the way this wkend, our language developed and reach a higher level. we didnt use words anymore... sometimes we were fish, sometimes other animals, sometimes objects, and sometimes unknown.
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and somemore just caught up with me...
girlfriend 1 - "its soooo gooooood... its oh sooooo goooood... maaate, its just oh so... de la soul... "
mate 1 - "EEEHHHH amigo!"
GhOst - "yooooo cheeto burreeeeto!"
girlfriend 2 - "aaaayeee rumba carumba!"
girlfriend 3 - "ayeeee yay yay yay yay!"
girlfriend 2 - "ravioli la pasta le salsa!"
mmmm maybe i shld stop recalling these things...
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Kandeman
Bluelighter
At Earthcore on the weekend. All totally straight.
Tikabassa: Elver, do you want a sasauge in bread (SIB).
Elver: Sure
Tikabassa goes to get Elver a SIB
T: Do you want Onion?
E: Yes
T: Do you want sauce?
E: Yes
TB gets one for herself, SIB serving person then hand her two SIB. TB noting that she can't hold two SIB and also get money from her wallet.
TB: Elver can you come and hold your SIB
Elver (Straight up and without hesitation): Man do I have to do everything.
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Tikabassa: Elver, do you want a sasauge in bread (SIB).
Elver: Sure
Tikabassa goes to get Elver a SIB
T: Do you want Onion?
E: Yes
T: Do you want sauce?
E: Yes
TB gets one for herself, SIB serving person then hand her two SIB. TB noting that she can't hold two SIB and also get money from her wallet.
TB: Elver can you come and hold your SIB
Elver (Straight up and without hesitation): Man do I have to do everything.
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Aaron & FOBB
Guest
In the car, messy little campers:
AM: Is this a tape or a cassette?
A&F: What?
AM: Is this a tape or a cassette?
A&F: What?
AM: Is this a tape or a cassette?
A&F: No. It's the radio......
Bouts of laughter followed
AM: Is this a tape or a cassette?
A&F: What?
AM: Is this a tape or a cassette?
A&F: What?
AM: Is this a tape or a cassette?
A&F: No. It's the radio......
Bouts of laughter followed
Airwalk
Bluelighter
Jess: Hey baby are you peaking yet?
Airwalk: No not yet, but I can't walk for shit and I'm seeing a whole bunch of stuff that isn't there!
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Dancing, the eternal quest to mash my ankles into dust.
Airwalk: No not yet, but I can't walk for shit and I'm seeing a whole bunch of stuff that isn't there!
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Dancing, the eternal quest to mash my ankles into dust.
too long but after Earthcore..
Pretty much everything I said...
1 example:
While holding a pink powerpuff unbrella in my hand and 1/2 a cup of wine that took me 5 hours to finish in my mouth and then saying out loud 'Oh my god, I am so like doing everything at once but I am accomplishing nothing'
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We could learn a lot from Crayons: Some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, but we have to learn how to live in the same box.
Pretty much everything I said...
1 example:
While holding a pink powerpuff unbrella in my hand and 1/2 a cup of wine that took me 5 hours to finish in my mouth and then saying out loud 'Oh my god, I am so like doing everything at once but I am accomplishing nothing'
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We could learn a lot from Crayons: Some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, but we have to learn how to live in the same box.
Tarsarlan
Bluelighter
tikabassa:
hehehehehe
randomblondeboy
Bluelighter
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mmm earthcore:
pekkie(in dutch/german/irish/swiss accent): 'i don't know what the fuck this accent is, but i alway get it when i'm tripping' (accent stuck around for about 14 hours)
randomblondgirl after being fed her first pill: 'fuck dude!! i'm never telling you to have a weekend without drugs again!!'
15 minutes later.. 'im a penguin' (its a long story...)
and finally, big m0f0 fuckoff to whoever it was that was trying to headfuck me in the morning when i was in a khole whilst tripping balls, ran up to me at sunny and said 'hey dude!! you look fucked!!' me:'yesshhhh, triiippiiinnnggg baaallllsss', person1 runs off, comes back 10 seconds later and says 'hey dude!! you look fucked!!', at which point i think i've got some fucked up looping, but no...some people just have to pick on the trippers... ;P
pekkie(in dutch/german/irish/swiss accent): 'i don't know what the fuck this accent is, but i alway get it when i'm tripping' (accent stuck around for about 14 hours)
randomblondgirl after being fed her first pill: 'fuck dude!! i'm never telling you to have a weekend without drugs again!!'
15 minutes later.. 'im a penguin' (its a long story...)
and finally, big m0f0 fuckoff to whoever it was that was trying to headfuck me in the morning when i was in a khole whilst tripping balls, ran up to me at sunny and said 'hey dude!! you look fucked!!' me:'yesshhhh, triiippiiinnnggg baaallllsss', person1 runs off, comes back 10 seconds later and says 'hey dude!! you look fucked!!', at which point i think i've got some fucked up looping, but no...some people just have to pick on the trippers... ;P
tripppiinnggg bbaaalllllsss!
god, yelled that out about 500 times at earthcore
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We could learn a lot from Crayons: Some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, but we have to learn how to live in the same box.
god, yelled that out about 500 times at earthcore
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We could learn a lot from Crayons: Some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, but we have to learn how to live in the same box.