twominds
Bluelighter
I want to get a shirt "Bring back 'ludes' as quaaludes would be a welcome return.
Got ideas for drug shirts?
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gugglebum
Ex-Bluelighter
twominds said:
LOL it's funny you should mentioned quaaludes today, of all days. Yes, not yesterday, when it wouldn't have meant anything to me, and not tomorrow but TODAY.
A good friend of mine who's still in Tanzania decided to <whispers> and that's why now I'm sitting here in the cybercafe with a huge smile on my face thinking whether mixing this with alcohol would be a bad idea or not.
gugglebum
Ex-Bluelighter
huntmich said:
No, I wasn't joking. Of course I called up my yoga instructor over this. And of course we both figured it was 4:19. And of course I'm not being sarcastic now.
BTW, are you in any way related to the MilfHunter? Haha your names are kinda similar
santadog
Bluelighter
Danger - I'm plugging
tramagesty
Bluelighter
Help! I'm talking, and I can't shut up!
maniia
Bluelighter
this is one i made myself after i saw it on some traffic lights:
CAUTION: SIGNALS MODIFIED
it was in a yellow diamond, exactly like the street sign, lol.
CAUTION: SIGNALS MODIFIED
it was in a yellow diamond, exactly like the street sign, lol.
Ketamike
Bluelighter
Nod if you would like a good smack. (under it is the have a nice day smiley face, but with eyes closed)
Kiss me -- I tried to give blood today but the doctor couldn't fine a functional vein
Dose Me
"I'm thinking" with a picture of a lightbulb, but with a tube and swirling smoke, maybe a lil puddle of melted meth
Just say know
Say no to drugs (with a red circle an a / through it)
I got shot by Jolly West (i think he's the dude that fatally oded a barrowed elephant with LSD and a barb)
Columbia: where beautiful women powder their nose
I (heart) Papever Sominiferum
Stop, Drop, and Roll (mitzubishi logo)
eXs (get it... excess)
FORT DODGE (that's where they make american yellow label K)
Bring back Ttokyo
HOLED (picture of a sleeping kitty) or KITTY HEAVEN
ROBOTOSE
COOKIE MONSTER (w/ picture of Robert Downey Jr.)
WHAT A RUSH (picture of Rush Limbaugh
This is your brain on ignorance (frying pan with eggs)
living lifE to thE fullEst
Sharing is Caring (picture of a cute lil boy holding out a syringe)
BELLRINGER
Love in Vein (DaveSoviet's old name is fucking clever)
Human Pincushion
Nice Veins
Space Cadet (with a picture of Johnny Depp in Fear and Loathing)
Fill me up wth Diesel
Traveling at the sound of speed (BL opeing page, clever IMO)
Propaine rhymes with _______
FREE BASE
Better Living Through Chemisrty (bluelight logo)
HIGH CLASS
time for me to call it a night.. the crack has worn or and I'm stumbling drunkIf you use any orf my idea, that's cccooool
Kiss me -- I tried to give blood today but the doctor couldn't fine a functional vein
Dose Me
"I'm thinking" with a picture of a lightbulb, but with a tube and swirling smoke, maybe a lil puddle of melted meth
Just say know
Say no to drugs (with a red circle an a / through it)
I got shot by Jolly West (i think he's the dude that fatally oded a barrowed elephant with LSD and a barb)
Columbia: where beautiful women powder their nose
I (heart) Papever Sominiferum
Stop, Drop, and Roll (mitzubishi logo)
eXs (get it... excess)
FORT DODGE (that's where they make american yellow label K)
Bring back Ttokyo
HOLED (picture of a sleeping kitty) or KITTY HEAVEN
ROBOTOSE
COOKIE MONSTER (w/ picture of Robert Downey Jr.)
WHAT A RUSH (picture of Rush Limbaugh
This is your brain on ignorance (frying pan with eggs)
living lifE to thE fullEst
Sharing is Caring (picture of a cute lil boy holding out a syringe)
BELLRINGER
Love in Vein (DaveSoviet's old name is fucking clever)
Human Pincushion
Nice Veins
Space Cadet (with a picture of Johnny Depp in Fear and Loathing)
Fill me up wth Diesel
Traveling at the sound of speed (BL opeing page, clever IMO)
Propaine rhymes with _______
FREE BASE
Better Living Through Chemisrty (bluelight logo)
HIGH CLASS
time for me to call it a night.. the crack has worn or and I'm stumbling drunkIf you use any orf my idea, that's cccooool
ochanomizu
Bluelighter
Behind the counter at my methadone clinic there is a shirt hanging up that says "got methadone?" I've been meaning to ask if they are for sale.
gugglebum
Ex-Bluelighter
Whoooooooooooooooooa!
Man Ketamike some of those are fucking incredible!
There's like at least a dozen in that list that are gonna make it
My fav? "Nod if you would like a good smack"
Although maybe writing something like "Nod twice if you like smack" could be better (to make it clear it's a parody of all those honk twice bumper stickers)
"WHAT A RUSH (picture of Rush Limbaugh)"
Hahahahahaha definetly. A picture of him should be easy to find. I guess something like the logo of the company that makes OCs under his face might be good too!
"Sharing is Caring (picture of a cute lil boy holding out a syringe)"
Definetly, with a very distorted, gritty sort of (punk rock?) look
"Columbia: where beautiful women powder their nose"
It's a little stereotypical, I don't like to slag whole nations because of their drug production, but hey, it's just a shirt right?
And the "HOLED (picture of a sleeping kitty) or KITTY HEAVEN" gave me the idea of taking that cartoon thingy called Kitty (is that even supposed to be a cat? it just scares me, it doesn't have a mouth!) and maybe putting a Ketamine molecule under it or something. The kitty alone probably is not enough to make anyone think this is related to drugs, so you'd need something else to make people see it's about ketamine.
Scary ass bastard. No mouth to take E through ... SO WHY IS HE SO HAPPY?
Ps. You came up with these on crack? Don't tell me stuff like that or I'll be cooking some rock before sundown!
Man Ketamike some of those are fucking incredible!
There's like at least a dozen in that list that are gonna make it
My fav? "Nod if you would like a good smack"
Although maybe writing something like "Nod twice if you like smack" could be better (to make it clear it's a parody of all those honk twice bumper stickers)
"WHAT A RUSH (picture of Rush Limbaugh)"
Hahahahahaha definetly. A picture of him should be easy to find. I guess something like the logo of the company that makes OCs under his face might be good too!
"Sharing is Caring (picture of a cute lil boy holding out a syringe)"
Definetly, with a very distorted, gritty sort of (punk rock?) look
"Columbia: where beautiful women powder their nose"
It's a little stereotypical, I don't like to slag whole nations because of their drug production, but hey, it's just a shirt right?
And the "HOLED (picture of a sleeping kitty) or KITTY HEAVEN" gave me the idea of taking that cartoon thingy called Kitty (is that even supposed to be a cat? it just scares me, it doesn't have a mouth!) and maybe putting a Ketamine molecule under it or something. The kitty alone probably is not enough to make anyone think this is related to drugs, so you'd need something else to make people see it's about ketamine.
Scary ass bastard. No mouth to take E through ... SO WHY IS HE SO HAPPY?
Ps. You came up with these on crack? Don't tell me stuff like that or I'll be cooking some rock before sundown!
gugglebum
Ex-Bluelighter
Well if they're not I'll make you one, with a picture on it too if you find anything you'd like to put under those words.ochanomizu said:
gher
Bluelighter
Kitty is actually a girl, not that it matters because a lot of attractive anime characters look androgynous anyway.
I got some more:
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy ecstasy!
Winners don't lose drugs
I'm a crazy drug addict, not a raver (you'd have to listen to happy hardcore to get that one)
(front) Curiosity killed the cat... (picture of a dead cat, duh)
(back) ...what did it do to the Energiser bunny? (picture of the Energiser bunny, complete with drum and candy)
Addicted to base (picture of Amiel. She's the chick that sings that song.)
I saw an angel (picture of a PCP molecule)
Go Speed Racer Go! (scratch that, his name is enough of a drug reference, I just thought he had to be included somehow)
Most of these are more like rave shirts than drug shirts. If any of these go into production, sign me up for one!
I got some more:
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy ecstasy!
Winners don't lose drugs
I'm a crazy drug addict, not a raver (you'd have to listen to happy hardcore to get that one)
(front) Curiosity killed the cat... (picture of a dead cat, duh)
(back) ...what did it do to the Energiser bunny? (picture of the Energiser bunny, complete with drum and candy)
Addicted to base (picture of Amiel. She's the chick that sings that song.)
I saw an angel (picture of a PCP molecule)
Go Speed Racer Go! (scratch that, his name is enough of a drug reference, I just thought he had to be included somehow)
Most of these are more like rave shirts than drug shirts. If any of these go into production, sign me up for one!
ochanomizu
Bluelighter
gugglebum said:
I just asked today they're $15. Maybe I'll get one, dunno if I need to go around advertising to everyone Im a junky though, the marks on my arms already do a good enough job of that.
gugglebum
Ex-Bluelighter
Haha that's funny, mine are gonna cost 15 bucks too. Well I don't know, you're right, maybe a GOT METHADONE? shirt with track marks on your arms isn't the best idea ...
the armed forces
Ex-Bluelighter
High rollin' on E... (with the gas meter on empty under the saying)
Ultrapsyber
Bluelighter
You'd be able to work around this one:
A friend's friend joined us at a rave a few months back with a t-shirt he bought interstate that said "DEALER" on it with Willy Wonka working in his factory making those everlasting gobstoppers...
So I dunno, either have a picture of an everlasting gobstopper, or make the lickable wallpaper look like a blotter sheet, or somebody hoeing into those cream filled fly agaric shrooms...
If you dig around the forums there is actually another thread about drug related t-shirts... you can get ideas from there
A friend's friend joined us at a rave a few months back with a t-shirt he bought interstate that said "DEALER" on it with Willy Wonka working in his factory making those everlasting gobstoppers...
So I dunno, either have a picture of an everlasting gobstopper, or make the lickable wallpaper look like a blotter sheet, or somebody hoeing into those cream filled fly agaric shrooms...
If you dig around the forums there is actually another thread about drug related t-shirts... you can get ideas from there
dankstersauce
Bluelighter
how about "i'm drinking with stupid" with an arrow pointing up
Ketamike
Bluelighter
Get a screen shot of Dave Chappelle's Tyrone Biggums. There could be so many great captions like "There's something you don't know about me Joe Rogen. I smoke rocks" or "Peanut Butter and Crack sandwich"
Picture of Rick James .. "I'm Dead, BITCH" (distasteful so sue me)
Picture of a bottle of Robomax, a packet of benedryl, and a tube of Dramamine.. "Use only as directed unless you want to get really wasted"
Picture of a set of eyes with pinned pupils.. "Serenity"
This one would be soooooo great. Anybody from the US (maybe other countries as well) will probably remember the magazine Highlights for Kids. If you're in your early to mid twenties, you probably looked through them while waiting for the dentist or doctor. They had this hidden picture mural in each one. This could be designed for any drug. Rave-theme (hidden pacifyer, glowstick, record, mitzubishi tablet, turntables, vicks inhaler). Junky theme (syringes, bent spoons, cotton balls, crackpipes, vials of rock, dope stamps, belts to be used as tournequets)
The main picture would have to totally benign to add to the hilarity, like animals living in perfect harmony in the forest
Nick Nolte's mug shot with the caption. "I swear it's just a weight-lifting suppliment"
George Clinton "Still Rocking after all these years"
DMX the rapper "Where my rock at? WOOF"
okay.. this isn't mine and I won't call out who quoted it and it's really offensive so stop reading if you're easily offended "When I'm on my nazi meth, nothing spells luvin' like a jew in the oven"
Picture of Rick James .. "I'm Dead, BITCH" (distasteful so sue me)
Picture of a bottle of Robomax, a packet of benedryl, and a tube of Dramamine.. "Use only as directed unless you want to get really wasted"
Picture of a set of eyes with pinned pupils.. "Serenity"
This one would be soooooo great. Anybody from the US (maybe other countries as well) will probably remember the magazine Highlights for Kids. If you're in your early to mid twenties, you probably looked through them while waiting for the dentist or doctor. They had this hidden picture mural in each one. This could be designed for any drug. Rave-theme (hidden pacifyer, glowstick, record, mitzubishi tablet, turntables, vicks inhaler). Junky theme (syringes, bent spoons, cotton balls, crackpipes, vials of rock, dope stamps, belts to be used as tournequets)
The main picture would have to totally benign to add to the hilarity, like animals living in perfect harmony in the forest
Nick Nolte's mug shot with the caption. "I swear it's just a weight-lifting suppliment"
George Clinton "Still Rocking after all these years"
DMX the rapper "Where my rock at? WOOF"
okay.. this isn't mine and I won't call out who quoted it and it's really offensive so stop reading if you're easily offended "When I'm on my nazi meth, nothing spells luvin' like a jew in the oven"