give the gayman the 411 on vagina odor

[tantric]

see, i've never paid any attention to that nonsense. i can smell menstrual blood, because it smells like blood, but whatever else there may be just gets lumped into body odor for me. frankly, it's perfume and cologne i find offensive. but since my niece has been dating her new girlfriend...damn. i can actually tell when she enters the room, and if she goes to the bathroom, i nuke it with air freshener, as much as i hate the crap. it's actually choking, like getting in the back of your throat. my racist sister says it's because the girl is black, but that seems unlikely to me - i've never encountered anything like this from anyone. it ain't black, it's unholy. when the girl comes over and spends the night at my sister's house, my sister throws her towels in the garbage. but dammit, my niece is stickin her nose in that....is it attractive on some level?

the closest i can come is a guy i knew who had MS (not sure if that matters) and always had a sharp, musky scent about him, between a ferret and pine sap. after i got to know him, i liked it, but i like ferret smells, too. is that what's going on with my niece?

i'm a freak in this area, too - my secret mutant power is that i'm utterly immune to underarm odor. as a kid, i though people naturally couldn't smell their own BO, so i kept up with the deodorant. then i met this guy who wanted to lick my pits - yeah, whatever, but not licking the RightGuard off me, so i stopped.....and nothing happened. i haven't worn deodorant since. the guy was disappointed - he wanted manly stench, but by then i'd realized the folly of dating an addiction treatment therapist.....

 

[PriestTheyCalledHim]

A woman's genitals should not smell or be rank smelling unless she has some sort of yeast or bacterial infection, and I've heard some STDS can make a woman's genitals smell too.

Maybe her GF does not wash down there, or does not bathe daily? I have seen tv ads for products that get rid of the smell or infection and balance the ph. Or maybe it's something her GF eats? Does the gf use any drugs? I have heard meth makes people smell a certain way.

I am bisexual and I have noticed that men and women's genitals taste the same. I also stopped wearing deodorant because a man I dated did not want me to so he could lick my armpits.

 

[Clitnhawk]

Your sister needs to grow up. Take off the skin, we're the same on the inside.

Being a bigot is a pretty ugly thing. Now, the strong odor is something going on... PH balance is strange or her diet and other issues... Just as a man's smell can change, so can women.

I like the smell of my wife and lick her... but after all these years, its's been a handful of times of "babe, you gotta wash up".

 

[tantric]

Your sister needs to grow up. Take off the skin, we're the same on the inside.

Being a bigot is a pretty ugly thing. Now, the strong odor is something going on... PH balance is strange or her diet and other issues... Just as a man's smell can change, so can women.

I like the smell of my wife and lick her... but after all these years, its's been a handful of times of "babe, you gotta wash up".

it was the same for me with my parents, deep south, they don't give a shit that i'm gay (that was in the 80s), hope i meet a nice fella and settle down....but he has to be white. then again, how would it be if i were muslim? or hindu? my sister doesn't want her kid marrying outside her tribe, as she sees it. i think that's pointless and dumb, but not evil or bigoted. but my sister is a hardcore junkie and not particularly sane, and i'm used to it, so when vagina odor gets conflated with tribal purity in her head, well, whatever. in a lot of ways, the south has dealt with race issues the rest of the county hasn't dared touch, a separate peace.

 

[queenbee1127]

Pussy smells like...pussy. Kind of like that Afroman song where the blind man goes to the fish market and says "good morning ladies".

The only time I notice myself is if I didn't shower that day (which is admittedly, rare) but even I don't like that smell. Natural pussy, fine. Unwashed pussy ?

 

[the_ketaman]

Its the same with men...... Ive been in Saunas/Bath houses/sex-on-premises-venues or even regular hookups or and had a cock shoved in my mouth and the taste of this guys precum was horrible and I stopped immediately. Another guy just stuck his cock in my mouth and blew his load in my mouth in about a second so didn't give me time to let it sink in wtf was going on. I spat it out immediately. That's a separate story. That's just majorly disrespectful and if anyone did that to be again id punch him in the balls.

But im what we call a cum-pig. I fucking love the taste, feeling, everything about a man orgasming and cumming in my mouth or inside me but some men taste horrible and others sweet/salty and very masculine. Meth makes cum etc taste really gross and their diet makes a big difference too. I can usually taste if the guy has a good or bad diet.

 

[Clitnhawk]

Yeah, it *IS* stupid when Hindu / Asian (korean for example) family comes to America - then EXPECT their kids to marry into someone from their village.... in the USA - who happened to be in THIER #$()*&#@$(*&$#@ Village 20 thousand miles away?!
If it was SO DAMN important, they should have stayed in that village!

 

[Clitnhawk]

Pussy tastes like pussy... but pussies come in different flavors...

 

[tantric]

Pussy tastes like pussy... but pussies come in different flavors...

i read a story, long time ago, written by a southern woman back when vaginal deodorant sprays just came out. she drug her good ole boy bf into the drugstore and was looking at the stuff, while he studied it, trying to figure it all out....then he finally did and turned to her and said, 'what's wrong with pussy?' that man was a keeper!

 

[socko]

see, i've never paid any attention to that nonsense. i can smell menstrual blood, because it smells like blood, but whatever else there may be just gets lumped into body odor for me. frankly, it's perfume and cologne i find offensive. but since my niece has been dating her new girlfriend...damn. i can actually tell when she enters the room, and if she goes to the bathroom, i nuke it with air freshener, as much as i hate the crap. it's actually choking, like getting in the back of your throat. my racist sister says it's because the girl is black, but that seems unlikely to me - i've never encountered anything like this from anyone. it ain't black, it's unholy. when the girl comes over and spends the night at my sister's house, my sister throws her towels in the garbage. but dammit, my niece is stickin her nose in that....is it attractive on some level?

the closest i can come is a guy i knew who had MS (not sure if that matters) and always had a sharp, musky scent about him, between a ferret and pine sap. after i got to know him, i liked it, but i like ferret smells, too. is that what's going on with my niece?

i'm a freak in this area, too - my secret mutant power is that i'm utterly immune to underarm odor. as a kid, i though people naturally couldn't smell their own BO, so i kept up with the deodorant. then i met this guy who wanted to lick my pits - yeah, whatever, but not licking the RightGuard off me, so i stopped.....and nothing happened. i haven't worn deodorant since. the guy was disappointed - he wanted manly stench, but by then i'd realized the folly of dating an addiction treatment therapist.....

I know the stench you speak of. When I was in the South, I noticed on both white girls and black girls of a certain age. It's not bo but is only some kind of stinky 'fruit-scented' Body Wash teenaged and early 20s girls use. Yes, you read that right. There is Body Wash and skin lotion that is scented with something that smells like crotch rot. Some morons like the smell, but to those of us with a more refined sense of smell, it smells like shit.

Tell her to stop using it.

Edit: I remember what it was. I think the girl is using a skin lotion or shampoo with Neem oil in it. Neem oil smells like a combination of a frothy vaginal yeast infection, rat pee, and rotten bananas. It is very popular in Georgia but should be outlawed.

 

[ChipTrippyFox]

This post was utterly entertaining to read xD

it ain't black, it's unholy

Makin' me grin like an idiot on the bus.


Naturally it shouldn't be that pungent with proper hygiene. I'm sure a normal straight man or lesbian would agree that even if they like the aroma of female partners, an overpowering scent would be very unattractive. Especially if you can smell it when she leaves the room or stands next to you with cloths on.

It is my thinking that perhaps this scent is one of the reasons your niece has chosen this partner.. I can only image such; if the aroma is as intense as you describe it, surely I would gag upon sticking my snout in that

 

[PriestTheyCalledHim]

Its the same with men...... Ive been in Saunas/Bath houses/sex-on-premises-venues or even regular hookups or and had a cock shoved in my mouth and the taste of this guys precum was horrible and I stopped immediately. Another guy just stuck his cock in my mouth and blew his load in my mouth in about a second so didn't give me time to let it sink in wtf was going on. I spat it out immediately. That's a separate story. That's just majorly disrespectful and if anyone did that to be again id punch him in the balls.

But im what we call a cum-pig. I fucking love the taste, feeling, everything about a man orgasming and cumming in my mouth or inside me but some men taste horrible and others sweet/salty and very masculine. Meth makes cum etc taste really gross and their diet makes a big difference too. I can usually taste if the guy has a good or bad diet.

Is it true that meth makes someone smell weird especially if they IV'd it or smoked it? I've heard this happens because of the toxic chemicals used to make meth, and because of how while on meth some people stay up for days and that has something to do with it?

Since you are a "cum pig" do you take cum in your culo too?

Yeah, it *IS* stupid when Hindu / Asian (korean for example) family comes to America - then EXPECT their kids to marry into someone from their village.... in the USA - who happened to be in THIER #$()*&#@$(*&$#@ Village 20 thousand miles away?!
If it was SO DAMN important, they should have stayed in that village!

I have Indian and Korean friends and arranged marriages are not nearly as common in either country as they once were.

One of my friends did have an arranged marriage decades ago in the late 60s or early 70s in India and her marriage to her husband worked out fine; but they are both Hindu, from the same state in India, and both have a similar background. Her parents wanted her children to have an arranged marriage but they are a lot older and traditional and her children don't want this and the one child married an Indian woman who he met and their marriage works out fine.

Another Indian friend of mine that's Christian said he thought about becoming a priest in their church and that he probably would have an arranged marriage since he didn't really date women and it would just be easier to find a wife this way but he wound up dating women who were not Desi/Indian/South Asian and marrying a white woman. His parents were not happy at first but now they're OK with it.

 

[dopemaster]

Some people have more BO than others and some pussies smell better than others.

A great deal of it has to do with hygiene.

I have said this before and I will say it again, not all vaginas are created equal. So some smell better than others.

In the movie "Kids" this guy smells another guys fingers after inquiring as to how the pussy smelt and says "Butterscotch yo, the best!"

 

[Freaksh0w]

Sometimes there can be the "fish-like" smell. Only had this problem with one girlfriend. If they aren't doing anything about it, and it's too hard to bring up, just try this. After you've played with her, and you have some of her on your hand, when you all are done screwing, just be sure to find a way to rest your hand near her nose. Maybe that will make her pick up the hint.

But, some of them really can't help it. Like this girl. STD free. Showered daily. But, it took a break up and bad things said (both ways, mind you) for her to go out and pick up a douche. I think it can happen if they just get wet easily and too much through the day.

STD's can also be a factor, although I'm not sure what smell that creates.

 

[Akerman]

But, some of them really can't help it. Like this girl. STD free. Showered daily. But, it took a break up and bad things said (both ways, mind you) for her to go out and pick up a douche..

Don't douche. Douching is bad. Like, on a harm reduction level, it can flush stuff further up into the lady and lead to all kinds of much more serious infections and complications. Also, its no good for (what should be a healthily) balenced little like... ecosystem.

Not just meth can make you smell terrible - I got god-awful BO off ethylphenidate, meth and MPA.

You can also totally taste the difference with diet, as the_ketaman said - seriously, you and she both are essentially tubes. If you're putting poisons and not enough fluids in at one end, nothing much pleasant is going to come out of the other end. I actually only blow/eat vegetarians now, and even then you can tell if they're the pringles-and-snickers kind of vegetarian or the fruit-grains-nuts-needs-veg type of vegetarian.

But by and large, pussy just shouldn't smell that bad. Genitals have a smell, sure, but it shouldn't be offensive or overpowering. Like, maybe I've just gotten lucky thus far but I've never had an STD or water infection or thrush or any of this stuff, and I've gone freakin' days on drugs without showering, and whilst you can smell dirty clothes (a possibility in her case? Severe lack of clean undergarments?) I have certainly never drawn attention to myself with the mere smell of my lady-parts. A happy, healthy pussy should only really need washing in your daily shower, grooming and wearing good quality cotton undies. Anything else and it sounds like she should see a doctor.

That said, the OP also sounds like maybe he's one of those super-smellers? Because not that many people can sniff out a chick on the rag.

Edited to add:
There are legit medications and medical conditions/treatments that could cause an abnormal or abhorrent body odor. This seems like something the lady partner should raise to her lady partner. Its possible she's well aware of and self-conscious about the issue, it may even be in part caused by over-washing, or douching, using scented products etc. All that stuff could contribute to a nasty infection or imbalance.

But my guess is that if its towels and bathroom breaks that are the issue, and her partner hasn't raised concerns about a gross-looking or unhygienic lady-garden, urine rather than pussy may be to blame. Kidney, bladder, UTI, severe dehydration, drug use, even herbal supplements, all can give you crazy wee.

 

[tantric]

Edit: I remember what it was. I think the girl is using a skin lotion or shampoo with Neem oil in it. Neem oil smells like a combination of a frothy vaginal yeast infection, rat pee, and rotten bananas. It is very popular in Georgia but should be outlawed.

know what, you're right! i just used it for the first time as a fungacide on my bonsai, and i knew it smelled familiar - GROSS. that's toxic shit, even if it is natural

 

[OpenMindClosed]

I remember what it was. I think the girl is using a skin lotion or shampoo with Neem oil in it. Neem oil smells like a combination of a frothy vaginal yeast infection, rat pee, and rotten bananas. It is very popular in Georgia but should be outlawed.

I love the smell of neem!! I don't get that from it at all. But I have never lotioned up my vag with it..LOL

 

[OpenMindClosed]

Sometimes there can be the "fish-like" smell. Only had this problem with one girlfriend. If they aren't doing anything about it, and it's too hard to bring up, just try this. After you've played with her, and you have some of her on your hand, when you all are done screwing, just be sure to find a way to rest your hand near her nose. Maybe that will make her pick up the hint.

But, some of them really can't help it. Like this girl. STD free. Showered daily. But, it took a break up and bad things said (both ways, mind you) for her to go out and pick up a douche. I think it can happen if they just get wet easily and too much through the day.

STD's can also be a factor, although I'm not sure what smell that creates.

Generally, any difference in PH makes a semi unpleasant odor. It would be unusual. Chlamydia can smell almost sour or like rotting fish. Bacterial vaginosis smells like raw beef. Yeast infections can smell anywhere from yeasty dough to rotting fish. Idk about odor with gonorrhea. Herpes you can see, a lot of the time. Besides that....if it smells all crazy...

Don't let them just wander around like that!! Geez. Or unless you dislike them..lol

If you like this person, look at them and say. " I have something I want to mention to you but I think it might be sensitive information. You have a smell that is a bit off of what is normal for you. Idk if you might have a mild yeast infection , possibly but maybe go check with your doctor? I wanted to tell you because you're important to me."

I have had to do that...it sucks but the person always appreciates it later.

Good luck!

 

[tantric]

Generally, any difference in PH makes a semi unpleasant odor. It would be unusual. Chlamydia can smell almost sour or like rotting fish. Bacterial vaginosis smells like raw beef. Yeast infections can smell anywhere from yeasty dough to rotting fish. Idk about odor with gonorrhea. Herpes you can see, a lot of the time. Besides that....if it smells all crazy...

Don't let them just wander around like that!! Geez. Or unless you dislike them..lol

If you like this person, look at them and say. " I have something I want to mention to you but I think it might be sensitive information. You have a smell that is a bit off of what is normal for you. Idk if you might have a mild yeast infection , possibly but maybe go check with your doctor? I wanted to tell you because you're important to me."

I have had to do that...it sucks but the person always appreciates it later.

Good luck!

it's the neem oil she uses - and i'm going up to a black lesbian who's stronger than me and has a girlfriend who works for DA and tell her her coochie smells? maybe if someone videos it and i get the rights.

 

[OpenMindClosed]

it's the neem oil she uses - and i'm going up to a black lesbian who's stronger than me and has a girlfriend who works for DA and tell her her coochie smells? maybe if someone videos it and i get the rights.

Well, if you tell her that her coochie smells then can I hold the camera while you do it? lol

Good luck!